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Will Smith slaps Chris Rock
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The 2022 Oscars Awards Ceremony: it was your usual snooze-fest, until Chris Rock went up on stage and clowned on Will Smith's half-wife's condition of Alopecia Areata by calling her "GI Jane", and pointing out the FACT that she looks like the TX with out her skin. Will Smith got extremely butthurt and ran up on stage, then carried out one of the all-time most epic awards show moments (along the lines of IMMA LET YOU FINISH) by bitch-slapping Chris Rock. For the first time in years, the Oscars, Will Smith and Chis Rock were relevant, causing an outrage amongst the media outlets, Twatter, and the backstage of the Oscars. The Oscars saw it as an opportunity to boost ratings of desperate viewers, and pulled off an epic troll by giving Will Smith the Oscar - which caused more butthurt. The Oscars have since then given Will Smith a 10-year banhammer form the ceremony, meaning that this will be last true relevance of the Oscars.
History
A long, long time ago, Will Smith and Chris Rock lived in harmony appearing together in "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" ( the overrated overhyped advertisement for Will Smith's rap career) in an episode where he played two characters, one of the characters Will Smith dated was actually a man. At the 1998 Grammy Awards Will Smith continued his homosexual relationship with Chris Rock after hugging him when he awarded him for his Men and Black song.
In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith "boycotted" the Oscars ceremony for not having enough niggers nominated. Chris Rock roasted her for it on stage.
None of this shit matters though, and you don't even care about it.
The Moment
It all started when Chris Rock went up on stage after publicly roasting Jada in the 2016 Oscars to prove how much of a leech she is. He talked about how she (Jada) can't win anything without Will Smith's help, meaning that the only reason anyone pretends to care about her is because she sucks Will Smith's cock. Will Smith actually laughed at this, meaning even he knows that Jada is an attention whore. Jada, however, was pissed at Chris Rock for totally exposing her.
Jump forward to the 2022 Oscar Awards Show, almost a decade later . Chris Rock, remembering the days of playing with GI Joe to practice his gangster-life dream, and seeing how Jada has Alopecia Areata, realized an opportunity to tell the world the truth about Jada Pinkett Smith: that she is actually the TX, GI Jane. Will Smith, being the dumb-ass he is, didn't realize that he and everyone else would have forgotten about the joke the next day. Instead of letting it go, Will Smith did the only thing that would give Chris Rock an epic win bigger than winning an Oscar. He walked up on stage and gave Chris Rock a big ol' SLAP. Chris Rock made fun of him and Jada, and Will Smith raged at him hoping he would care. Chris Rock didn't care.
Result
After Will Smith's violent assualt on Rock, Smith was praying to God himself that he wouldn't lose his Oscar award, gave a bullshit speech about how he was actually fighting for peace, although the Oscars only cause rage to begin with by being a waste of time. Some argue Will Smith should have lost his award due to the slap being considered violence. However, it has been widely known for many years that the Oscars is run by Jews who are payed to advertise Disney through ABC, and they would want another event like this to make people watch the Oscars. It's a heated debate whether it was Will Smith or Chris Rock who were in the wrong. The answer to that debate is obvious, Chris Rock was a pussy for not telling the truth earlier, while Will Smith is just whiteknighting Jada Pinkett-Smith's ass while she cucks him.
In the end, Will Smith came out with another half-assed apology obviously written by his corporate PR worried that if Smith's career dies, they will be in poverty. None of this worked, as while Chris Rock was too dumb to see the situation as a financial opportunity to give him the most amount of income in years by suing and charging Will Smith. Will Smith has become an internet meme, now under attack from the internet hate machine. The Oscars, still hungry for attention, got their last bit of 2022 relevance by banning Will Smith from attending the Oscars ceremonies for 10 years.
Furthermore, now the entire planet is pointing and laughing at Jinzo for how she looks, mocking Will Smith for being an absolute pussy, and (most insanely) actually praising Chris Rock of all people for how well he managed to handle himself on stage. There was a time when Will Smith was seen as one of the coolest motherfuckers alive; Now, 20 bad movies and a limp-wristed slap later Smith is seen as not as cool as CHRIS ROCK. Cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria! Nothing says "Don't make fun of my wife she's sensitive guyz ;_;" quite like throwing a baby fit in front of millions of viewers that'll guarantee making fun of her becomes a meme and guarantees the knuckledraggers of the internet will still be milking that goat 10 years from now when Will Smith is let out of the cotton field and back into the Oscars. Good job, Barbara Streisand; you turned a joke that would have been forgotten in five seconds into a joke that will be forgotten in five decades. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to thank Will Smith for his generous blood sacrifice to the lulz: sure it wasn't much, but for giving us something, ANYTHING, even remotely lulzy about that circlejerk snoozefest that is The Oscars, we salute your tracing-paper-thick skin and your butt-fugly wife.
The only people taking Smith's side are parts of (((THE MEDIA))) and a few scattered crybabies on Twatter who are seeing this as an excuse to push their racial agendas by crying that Smith was too harshly punished with a 10 year ban, and that the reason for his "harsh" punishment is because he's black. Even though he got away with assault, battery, issuing threats, and disrupting a $42 million event, walked away scot-free without any civil or criminal charges, wasn't arrested, wasn't manhandled or spoken to by the cops or even security, didn't get hit back (pfft), wasn't hassled by the audience, wasn't asked to leave, was allowed to attend the afterparty, and was still awarded an Oscar, poor Smith is TOTALLY feeling the struggle and one whip-crack away from being a Southern farm tool for Mighty Whitey for his token slap-on-the-wrist. Man, these retards will say anything to try to make it about race or politics; To be honest fam - it's amazing that they haven't blamed The Donald for this incident yet.
Staged Along?
A twitter user slowed down time to show you this: Thus exposing both niggers just to boost the Oscars shitty ratings to act like attention whores.
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Pretty much the funniest meme we got out of this fucking clown-show, and that's just kind of sad. -
Yea, so random, you must be slapping crazy to fap to this you sick fucks. Stay tuned until the next episode! -
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