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Shame Fetishism
Shame Fetishism is a truly bizarre form of chronic attention whoring that, so far, has been found to occur almost exclusively in white males. Unlike most people, shame fetishists do not run from Encyclopædia Dramatica at the mere utterance of its almighty name – they are drawn to it, much like how moths are drawn to the light of Elon Musk's flamethrowers like the little fucking retards that they are.
The first notable instance of shame fetishism to gain the attention of chantards back in the mid-2000s was the strange case of Dorian Thorn – a man who claimed to be a sister-fucking degenerate and constantly posted photos that showed off his disgusting, hairy arsehole in all its glory. It was eventually discovered that Dorian was completely full of shit and had actually been lying about everything in order to get an ED article and trick everyone on 4chan into staring into the endless abyss of his rectum.
Despite Dorian's article originally being an utterly hilarious treasure trove of lulz, after the revelation that he was most likely wanking off to the thought of you laughing at him, the entire situation began to feel extremely awkward and cringeworthy. Dorian's article was soon neutered for being blatant vanity crap, but the damage was already done – in a last ditch effort to get us to pay attention to him, Dorian chopped off his fucking dick. Needless to say, Dorian regrets this incredibly retarded decision and will have to live out the rest of his life as a dickless loser.
Since ye olde days of Dorian Thorne, Encyclopædia Dramatica and its mentally retarded little sister, Kiwi Farms, have been targeted by no less than two attention seeking manwhores who desperately try to get us to look at their lovely photographs and often pester the admins to either get themself an article or get an existing article on them deleted. Needless to say, we could probably be spending our time on things that are much more important than writing about attention whores who get off on having us constantly remind them that they are massive faggots.
Still confused by this article and this fetish? So are we.
See Also
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Shame Fetishism is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
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| Shame Fetishism is part of a series on Dying Alone
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