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Chloroform

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You likely browsed the rape portal and thought of this.

This juice (Chloroform) is a special tool to get an easy inconsequential hookup(s). Put it in a bag and put it over a kid's face. -Or an adult. Anyway you swing. Choose someone smaller than you for sure. They will be kicking and screaming. They will fall unconscious in minutes. All power to you now.

What To Do?

Know it, love it

There are several scenarios at your disposal:

  • Rape
  • Torture
  • Snuff
  • Strip naked
  • Steal their money
  • Steal vital organs
  • Strand them in your basement
  • Strand them on an island
  • Give them cancer
  • Give them an STD
  • Make her bleed
  • Impregnate (likely can't, impotent soyfuck)
  • Surgically install tracking device
  • Puppeteer
  • Frame for a crime
  • Draw a penis in sharpie on their forehead

Aftermath

Oh shit, they've woken up, absolutely oblivious and fucked like a crusty sock. They're likely gonna get to the bottom of this. Their parents are so furious. They'd want you fucking dead, in their hands too. You need to weasel out of this.

First of all, it's not like they said "no". They were asleep, how were you supposed to know they didn't want the things you did to them? You're morally in the clear so far. You could gaslight them as well if they suspect you of doing it. Try alleviating it on someone else, a stranger will suffice. Although if you're too much of a pussy for that to work, retell the story as you want her to believe. Tell her you both got wasted and she insisted on fucking. The wounds and bruises were also insisted on. So was the cum leaking out of pussy and ass.

Okay. This only works on women legal enough. But any other type of person is either too smart or too illegal. There are alternative solutions when push comes to shove.

Alternatives

  • Chloroform again
  • Don't get caught in first place
  • Kill
  • Rape then kill
  • Kill then rape
  • Strand them on an island indefinitely
  • Pray the STD kills them before they press charges
  • Surgically install tracking mind control device
  • Gaslight harder
  • Blackmail
  • Plead not guilty in court
  • Bluff about killing them
  • Bluff about killing their parents (she's fatherless nvm)
  • Bluff about killing yourself
  • Actually kill yourself

Capitalizing on human nature

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