Jim Sterling

Fanart that's almost the quality of this article.

Jim "Fat Fuck" Sterling (aka James Stanton and listed as James Sexton) is a fat lumpy retarded, inbred, britfag cuck who moved to America because Britain didn't smell enough like shit for his liking. Once in America he became a professional faggot, cuck, mongoloid, SJW, pseudo-intellectual, and most importantly MovieBob's personal fuck doll.

He's bounced around from gaming news site to gaming news sites, getting booted from all of them and taking bribes for good reviews wherever he can while calling women cunts on twitter, before finally landing on Patreon as well as landing a land-whale of a wife and becoming the SJW most other SJWs hate for being the most quintessential white trash to ever exists and, by his vary existence, diverting funds from black and female scam artists on the site because no one cares what a nigger or a sandwich maker have to say about video games. Ironically, like any other frustrated, dickless, and imaginationless goat faced hiveminded "hardkore gamer", he loves putting Japanese companies on his shitlist if they don't meet his criteria for his backwards, uncultured and pedantically ignorant ass.

He is currently still making videos on youtube while his wife goes out on her mobility scooter to sleep with other men (seriously, she admitted to cheating on him all the time with his knowledge).

"Career" History

Destructoid Sterling: Bribes and vote rigging

Sterling first became known on he shithole that is Destructoid for being the most incompetent and most easily bribed hack to ever grace the face of the internet. His dealings with companies mostly included them paying him off with Swag to talk up their game as he proudly displays said swag in the vary same videos. It got to a point that EA actually tried to pay his fat ass off with literal bags of candy, only to have him reject and expose them probably because their gifts weren't expensive enough.

Also, there was a time a long time ago where people actually used something called digg. This was a great tool for unethical fucks like Jimmy here to abuse it, so that Destructoid could seem more popular than it actually was (not at all). It is the modern day equivalent of liking your own Facebook posts, just to share them again. Only more shady. This was so fucking bad that even cuck-meister Anthony Burch thought it was a good idea. Click here to see the original exposure

This was not enough for Sterling however, he even tried to get his idiotic Twitter followers to help him in getting more clicks:

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Things seemed to be going well until, suddenly, after giving Batman 3.5 out of 10, Jim decided to "leave" Destructoid. What a coincidink. This review opened people's eyes, on how much of a fucking useless reviewer Jim really was, as just a week before this fat blob of uselessness gave Sonic Lost World 7.5. So he was gracefully shoved to the fucking curb. This is probably due to the fact that the site itself also likes payola and pissing off a major developer by shitting all over their #1 game might throw a wrench in that.

Escapist Sterling: Nazi, then feminazi, then fired

Not missing a chance to drum up controversy, The Escapist quickly saw their chance to employ this provocateur so they'd have a second Yathzee just in case. His job there was to do exactly the same he had previously done over at Destructoid, only this time make more outrageous statements, in order to gain those clicks. He was soon dressing up in a semi-nazi costume for every video and trying to be as edgy as he can, but over time began turning into an SJW and defending people like Anita during the Cowkitty stolen art fiasco and afterwards, influenced by indie scene faggots promising to make him part of their clique and the only woman willing to sleep with him being a fat feminist who made him either go full PC or say goodbye to the only pussy he can get.

After the herpes outbreak known as "GamerGate" it became quite clear that Jimmy was strongly opposed to ethics, not only due to his cabal of retards telling him to, but also probably because of his former affairs with rigging diggs and taking gifts with the implication that he now owes the company that sent them a 10/10 score. He said as much when, after getting the boot, he began badmouthing ES on twitter then added “Shove Ethics Up Your Arse” in an article, before going on to elaborate that "Us cools kids want to have fun" (Read: Take bribes). The people commenting on The Escapist weren't having it, criticizing this fat fuck every time he said something completely retarded (which was constantly) until he left the site during its big purge that flushed Jim alongside MovieBob and a few others not worth mentioning.

Patreon Sterling: Perpetual downward spiral

Having no job, Jim turned to Patreon, believing he's scored enough feminist points by fighting with the Escapist to have them all back him. He did not expect the obvious and was shocked when the feminazis started sending him death threats because they were angry people were giving money to a white guy. While he did make good money, the more money he made, the more angry those same feminists he was trying to defend got. Inadvertently creating a lulz sideshow of retards pissing off each other for everyone looking on from the sidelines.

Pre-SJW Jim

Before licking the boots of all social justice warrior, Jim was quite the sexist himself, so far as putting every single ediot on ED to shame.

Jim vs. Daphnee

This was part of a Twitter exchange carried out by our hero. What a nice guy. (archive)

	“	I know exactly what cunts look like. I'm talking to one right now	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	Just ask your husband for permission before using the computer next time.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	People like you revel in sexism, so sure. I'm just giving you what all attention-seeking little bitches crave.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	You're the embarrassment. To your gender, your species, and all feminazi sluts like yourself.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

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Women as fucktoys

	“	The bigger the breasts, the better the fantasy.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	Yep, Mai Shiranui and her milktumors are returning to the series. For fans of nipplepillows the world over, this is certainly great news!	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	You have two choices when Agarest War launches -- the aforementioned PSN download or an Xbox 360 version that provides a sexy bundle, the centerpiece of which is a mouse mat with big breasts. ... Sorry, but absurd, boob-related items always win.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	Deep cleavage, skimpy leotards, side-portions of breasts and fleeting, partially-obscured nudity? Sounds like the perfect night in, right? One again, the ESRB has completely sold me on a videogame.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	People complain about the lack of a strong female character in gaming, but they don't come much tougher than this one. Jenova is one MILF who can taste my Lifestream any day of the week. Plus the head comes off, and you can do some proper Patrick Bateman shit with that.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Sick fuck

	“	Boobs and video games: They pretty much are like peanut butter and jelly	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	Slightly repurposed from an earlier Bayonetta figure, this one was been given a more natural pose and less, less, less clothing. Which is awesome.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Before he saw fit to hate on Bayonetta

	“	Well, if she wants to show the skin, far be it from me to stop her liberating herself. What kind of man would I be if I suggested she should cover up? A low-down, rotten sexist is what! Well, I will take a stand for feminism and applaud this strong woman's decision to have her arse and norks prominently displayed for all the see.	„
	—Jim Sterling, sexist

	“	We're dedicated to bringing you only the most relevant and hard-hitting weekend news, which is why we bring you grave word that Soul Calibur IV's Ivy might show a little less of her fat wobbly tits in the American version of the game than in the Japanese version -- JOURNALISM!....... Namco Bandai, hear this! I demand that Ivy's lactoids be on display for all to see. We've already lost the fatalities in Mortal Kombat; we refuse to surrender our snuggle pups, loblollies and twangers. We deserve the sweater meat as much as any Japanese gamer.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

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Jim likes digital abuse of women

	“	If you love drawings of impossibly huge breasts, you'll likely have heard of Ikki Tousen Xross Impact already. If not, then you're in for a treat. It's a fighting game for the PSP that recently launched in Japan, in which mammararily gifted young females lose more of their clothing as they take damage. Garmentry disintegrates as the battle wears on, and since the girls don't seem fond of wearing underwear, there's plenty of skin on show. Great fun for fans of domestic abuse, in any case.	„
	—Jim Sterling, loves women

	“	In fact, the message of this commercial seems to be that if you consistently beat your woman and mess with her head until she's a hopeless, despair-ridden wretch, all it takes is one material gift and she'll instantly forgive you. So, a pretty realistic portrayal of all women.	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

	“	The key words banned by online shop Dejipare include things like torture, bondage, loli and rape. Regular Christian sex will still be perfectly acceptable, but it seems that the whole underage rape thing that has been seen in many an ero title will no longer be tolerated ... Thanks a lot, RapeLay. This is why we can't have nice things!	„
	—Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero

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Jim in general

	“	"lol wow I won an HTC phone and you can too!" YEAH AND YOU CAN WIN A FIST UP Y CUNT AS I PULL YOUR FALLOPIAN TUBES OUT!	„

	“	It's cute to let your children pay for the groceries... but NOT when I am waiting in line you sentimental slut.	„

	“	My god, the Weird bitch is talking to me now. I think she has one of those diseases where you lack social and interpersonal skills.	„

	“	"I am going to staple your mum's cunt over your mouth and fuck it until you choke to death" -- Nelson Mandela	„

	“	I am not saying mentally challenged aren't abused. I am saying "retad" doesn't have the same cultural history of "nigger."	„

	“	REPORT -- Reggie Fils-Aime to four-year-old Nintendo fan: "I'm going to piss up your mom's cunt."	„

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Jim on Feminism

Excerpts from a Jim article

It is quite ironic that (ugly) Feminists believe looks shouldn't matter, yet are judging Fat Princess' book solely by its cover. How hypocritical of them. Anyway, Fat Princess is obviously about the protection and veneration of women, and does more for the fairer sex than Feminism has ever done...

"Heteronormative" is one of the most pretentious words I've ever heard. This is obvious proof that Fat Princess is better than Feminism, since someone who claims to be a Feminist once used the word "heteronormative" and now I've decided that all of them use it. Dropping little made-up words to try and sound clever just makes you look like a pretentious dickhead, and it's incredibly prugamatic to commit such indefenderable verbulascur offenseries....

Fat Princess won't get pregnant in order to trap you: Everybody knows that women do this. They love getting themselves all preganted up so that they can force you to marry them and be stuck with their cancerous hides forever....

In Fat Princess, everybody has a role to play. This is quite contrary to the idea that every single Feminist has, that women are better than men and make better drivers and that men should be forced to have their sperm hijacked at birth so women don't have to fuck them anymore....

Seriously, fuck this idea that the social pendulum has to swing a little in favor of one group before balance can be achieved.....

Since women are basically just 3D porn, what is an anti-pornography stance if not an anti-female stance?....

If pornography is to end, then all women on Earth have to be murdered, and that's just not my scene. Perhaps it's okay for Adolf Hitler and his cackling Feminist cohorts, but we reasonable people who aren't Nazis don't agree....

Fat Princess is a game about having fun, first and foremost, which is something that Feminists are 100% against! Just take so-called Woman Suffrage , for example. The American government denied women the right to vote for a joke, and a bunch of stupid women took it too far and then had to be force-fed through tubes because the silly bitches wouldn't eat thanks to some idiotic hunger strike. If they'd have laughed along like they should, they probably would have gotten the vote in another fifty or sixty years anyway. Whatever happened to patience being a virtue?....

Excerpts from a follow-up article by Jim

Feminist Gamers (ha ha) has attacked the game....

Even worse is a writer at Shakesville, who took time out of doing her husband's laundry to write this....

Or maybe self-styled "feminists" who think that the movement is all about getting angry and using buzzwords are simply retarded. Who knows?....

Post-SJW Jim

After transitioning into SJW mode and having his past comments dug up and shown to everyone, his Wikipedia page instantaneously changed to make note of the fact he's "evolved" during the time since making those statements... all two months of it.

Stupid Slapfights

Jim vs Digital Homicide

One of Jim's unfunny shticks is to look at low-priced Steam releases and then criticize them for not being up to AAA standards. One of these games was "The Slaughtering Grounds" by Digital Homicide, which Jim shat all over while either lying profusely or just not bothering to do any research. When, unlike other developers, DH didn't take it lying down and uploaded a response video that coined the "Jim Fucking Sterling Son" meme. Clearly "not mad" at this, Jim started criticizing all of their games, resulting in hours upon hours of videos where he obsessively talks about them and tries to get his fans to storm their forums, only to then complain when they get banned. Eventually, DH was able to invite Jim to a "debate". What ensued was a lot of stuttering and forced laughter in an attempt to stall for time, as Jim started off trying to play his "smug internet tough guy" persona, only to realize it doesn't work when the person is actually there to respond.

Lolsuit

After months of slinging shit back and forth at each other, Digital Homicide finally decided to make good on their threats of a lawsuit and are suing Jim's fat ass, asking for $11 million in damages.

Jim vs Tranny Gladiator

You are Jim Sterling. You are a fat retard who comments on various shitty Steam Greenlight games in which he can't get past level 1, all in the proposed interest of the consumer. So of course you should let your personal biases affect your work. You find a game with an offensive title, and then you comment on it, accusing the creator of being a bigot without (as usual) doing a single second of research. The developers, being Polish or some other shit country, used the incorrect pronoun, and so Jim was fuming mad. So when the developer changed the name because it was an honest mistake caused by a language barrier, the only proper action Sterling could take was to of course disable the comments so that his idiotic fanboys couldn't see how fucking stupid he is. And as per usual, as it goes with new-found SJW types, Jim used to use the word "tranny" all the time, even putting it in headlines. (archive)

Jim vs Kill The Faggot

After being made aware (probably by the creator himself seeking publicity) of an obvious troll game called "Kill The Faggot" Jim, unable to resist food even figuratively, quickly took the bait and made a BAWWWW video about it and how Greenlight needs to start censoring shit before it even goes live. And thus, an obvious troll game that would have gone unnoticed were it not for Jim, got a bunch of free publicity and butthurt which was the only thing he was after in the first place.

Bravo, Jim.

Jim is okay with doxing

Sessler: You have every right to say it, and I have every right to call you a fucking asshole
and try to find your address and PUT IT OUT THERE

Sterling: Absolutely

So in that case:

http://pastebin.com/bGhmhQtH

1004 Riverchase North Dr Brandon, MS 39047-7448

The fat wife (who cucks him)

Just like TotalBiscuit, this pathetic excuse of a man also has a gigantic wife. This one named Alex Manuel and is actually the size of TotalBiscuit, TotalBiscuit's wife, Jim Sterling, and half the population of Poland rolled into one fat blob of Social Justice. She's probably the reason Jim went all PC, this being the only pussy he can get and not wanting to lose it... Even though, in classic feminist fashion, she actually sleeps with other men (somehow), mostly black and with Jim's (probably reluctant) permission instead of Jim himself. Before just using all Jim's Patreon money on buying twinkies, she was featured on Freethought Blogs. This fatty wrote about why she was an atheist. Yep, it is "her" alright. She also had her own shitty website that was nothing but TL;DR blog posts about how much America sucks... So Jim's got himself quite a catch... probably using a harpoon.