Jason Aula

Jason runs for student office at CSULB!

In Spring 2008, Jason Aula decided to run for the position of student government vice president against "teh communist vp candidate Chavez". His platform follows:

I believe an outstanding leader ~~is ethical, leads by example, and executes goals~~ should get paid to blame everything on Mexicans!! As ASI VP I plan to ~~lead based on my actions, experience, and achievements~~ troll the student body online and IRL each and every day like the fucking plague! I advocate for college accessibility ~~and have extensive management experience~~ unless you're Mexican or liberal, then GTFO La Raza FAGGOT!!! I mismanage on the CSULB Tuition Relief Now campaign, which intends to get the College Affordability Act passed. The College Affordability Act ~~will freeze tuition for the next 5 years at Cal States and the UC system. Working on this made me feel great and taught outstanding leadership skills.~~ is some commi shit I just supported to win votes from poor dumb fucks who don't have a rich daddy.

As I've said before: ""on tuition" relax, im poor and i went to a private school for 12 yrs that was 4, 000 a year. its good that they raise the tuition so that they keep the trouble makers and the gangsters out of there who are the ones that lower the quality of education for us. im sure everyone agrees with me on this but they wont admit it."

I established in my dreams the ~~[Lie first independent newspaper]~~ nonexistent republican bitchfest publication on campus the 76er. Myself and a group of concerned students established a fair and balanced newspaper because the 49er is so one sided. Participating in this project help me learn that one can make a positive change if they are set to do something rathert than complain! just take a look at my brilliant grammar and writing, and you'll know why my publication never got off the ground!!

I have a California real estate license and have superior management experience. I have managed 30+ people at sports venues and have managed a political campaign. I volunteer my time at church and at a retirement home in the San Fernando Valley. but so does the bum I kicked the other day when he asked me for spare change on the way to a glory hole meeting.

My main goal as your VP would be to find a final solution to the cost of textbooks. I will create a network similar to half. com on a far smaller scale exclusively for CSULB students that provides a place to buy, sell or trade textbooks only with CSULB students. to the Mexican problem!!

Elect me as the ASI Vice -President and I PLAN to lower textbooks by establishing an online community. I LEAD by example as displayed in my involvement with Tuition Relief Now! I EXECUTE projects such as the establishment of the 76er newspaper. Elect me Jason Aula as your ASI VP and I promise to PLAN, LEAD, and EXECUTE. everyone who disagrees with my faggotry!!1

Jason's Humiliating Defeat

	“	If Chavez makes any mistakes, I've got a network of people who are going to try to get him recalled	„
	—J-Butthurt, trying to get back at winnar Chris Chavez

LOL JASON LOST

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Worst Super(retarded) Villain Ever

After having all of his sock puppets exposed and b& by the CSULB forum's new moderator and Jason's arch-enemy, Seth, Jason Aula threatened the internets with the single greatest evil plot since Mike Sandy's devastating Computer Science III attack.

LOL THE NIGRA WAS WINRAR

According to FBI sources, Jason was "celebrating" the election in a pool of tears and Ambien because Jeff took a shotgun asprin and College Republicans walked out on his plans to spam others. Jason's downward spiral is easily comparable to GG Allin's, and hopefully he'll follow in GG's footsteps in an attempt for the lulz.

Jason Aula's Christian Crusade

One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and prank call his phone. Jason turned to Christ. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.

On October 23 and October 30, 2008, Jason brought Christian evangelical blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the Democrats the party of gays, he also trolled rape victims by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really

"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."

Lock up Your Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!>

Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with empty, sunken eyes like a malnourished crack whore. Many students with the misfortune of sharing a class with him have reported on his quiet, shrew-like demeanor and carefulness not to draw any attention to himself.

Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of lately, campus security has been on high alert following reports that a depraved man has chased and attempted to fondle several students walking to their cars at night on campus. Coincidence? I think not!

Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted)

In November, 2008 Jason tried hiding his FAIL by writing his own Wikipedia page. Below is the text, edited for accuracy:

"Jason Aula is ~~a 22 year old college student and political advocate.~~ an abject failure and pathological liar who believes listing a bunch of lies as accomplishments on his Wikipedia page, campaign platform and resume is superior to actually working to accomplishing something. Jason notably failed to gather more than a dozen people to attend speeches he organized by hate-mongers Jed Smock and Jim Gilchrist, blaming the campus newspaper's alleged bias rather than his own laziness in advertising his half-assed events. ~~Aula has directly worked with Brother Jed Smock and Jim Gilchrist through the Long Beach State Conservative Student Union of which he is the reigning president.~~ The following are blatant lies Jason boasts as accomplishments: Aula has also commissioned a study to bring a Division 1A football team back to Long Beach State. Aula founded a group called "Bring Back 49er Football Back". Jason will call you a liberal scumbag homosexual if you point out he was never in a position to commission a study and that his football group is nonexistent, not listed in the Student Life and Development Center.

Jason Aula is an outspoken individual on the Long beach State campus due to his Conservative leadership. Jason first formed the Conservative Student Union in September of 2007 with the help of the Leadership Institute. In October the Conservative Student Union made a considerable stand against the left wing with just eleven members up against 150+ rowdy left wingers. a shameless attention whore who's always eager to be photographed or quoted acting like a douchebag by the campus media. On November 14th, 2007 Aula thereafter attracted Minuteman Project Founder JIm Gilchrist to debate Border Angel Enrique Mirones.by licking his lips, dipping a banana in whip cream and then swallowing it whole in a Youtube video. Gilchrist instantly came running to Jason like a wetback for a green card. ~~The debate turned into a staged walkout by Mirones, the event inspired Aula to create the first college chapter of the Minuteman Project at Long Beach State.~~

Aula was the campus organizer for the Greenlining Institute's student led project Tuition Relief Now! Aula made a historical run for the ASI Vice president position in hopes of helping the speedy establishment of a football team but, lost in the Spring of 2008. In the Fall 2008 Jason and Brother Jed Smock led a successful Yes on 8 rally under hostile circumstances on October 29th 2008." in name only. In fact, he did absolutely nothing for the project, which was led by other organizers far less lazy and more competent than Jason.

Jason Aula Fandom

Fresh Prick of Butthurt conservatives

In Southern California born and raised
Trolling MySpace forums is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
Bitching 'bout minorities while playing with me tool,
When a couple of guys they GOT FED UP WITH MY GAYNESS
Started calling me J-cocksucker in my neighborhood
I threatened to punch people on the internets and the mods got scared
And said, "Banned, bitch." Lulz.

CSULB: Repercussions of Spamming

Jason's quotes, rants, racism, and STATISTICS!!!1

	“	YOU AND LA RAZA SHOULD BE JAILED FOR TREASON	„

	“	it is a fact that molotov cocktails are being thrown at border agents because i hear of those statistics from the border patrol statistics and minutemen statistics	„

	“	why do you respond to whatever anyone says on there? dont you have a life instead of being on the computer all day?	„
	—Jason Aula to an individual who posts on teh CSULB MySpaces forum.

	“	btw, haha, you fell for my trick! i knew you were going to have someone post Janelle on the encyclopedia page. i just gave you a false description about me saying that i am nicaraguan. i am actually german you gullible treasonista!	„

	“	I used to be in the military and I know a gullible rebel when I see one.	„

	“	As an educated individual I find that extremely disheartening as illegal immigrants are bringing back a new form of slavery by excepting slave wages.	„
	—WTF, Slavery means being forced to work, not choosing to work for low wages, J-Fudgepacker.

	“	my group will make an example of your La Raza chapter and enlighten other patriotic educated individual on campus....I have a lawyer and financial backing directly from a special interest group so wait you will see the light!	„
	—yeah, throwing dodge balls at people dressed as Mexicans. You showed them.

	“	Seriously, I'm contacting a lawyer on Monday. I like how you don't know how law works. I saw what you posted right now and thats enough to have you for [LOL_WUT defemating] my character and emotional distress right there.	„

	“	I would be surprised if your even in college so don't talk shit about my english bitch.	„
	—Jason, star example of No Child Left Behind

	“	if anyone needs a ride hit a nigga up omitted	„
	—Jason, trying to get lucky

List of Jason Aula's Sockpuppet Accounts

~~Chase~~ - Got a sex change and became Stacy
~~Walter~~ BALEETED
~~Janelle~~ ALSO BALEETED
~~RoXXXY - a beautiful lady friend of Jason's who let him borrow her photos to make legit sockpuppet accounts.~~ b&
Shooster - a beer drinking So-Cal partyboi in Glendale See Jeff Benson below.
Jenna the Nazi, who is "attending UCLA and a member of their ROTC"
Jenna's other account (LOL PRIVATE)
~~Heather, just another horny college student who strips for a living~~ LOL DELETED
~~moonpie, the loyal [Americunt Marine] who shows up every time to defend his beloved damsel and challenge some of the others to a fight on campus~~ LOL AN HEROED WITH HEATHER
House Slave, CSU Northridge's crown jewel of faggotry, and confirmed sockpuppet account created by Jason to express his inner sexual fantasies and stalk girls on the MySpace forums.
~~liz<3 "Liz", another victim of Jason's stealing from public Photobucket accounts.~~ LOL B&
Jeff Benson - known as "Karl Rove" during the 2008 AS election, Jeff, a self-hating Latino who met Jason during their Real Estate license class. They got close afterwards and worked together to promote radical conservatism at Long Beach. Jeff got Jason and his butt buddies hung over for election day which lost Jason the election. It has been confirmed that Se'or Benson controlled the Shooster MySpace profile and may be working closely with Jason in order to stalk and spy on others that voice opposition against the ever-growing conservative movement on campus. After being outed by some anonymous browsers of the school's newspaper website last Thursday, Jeff "Shooster" Benson has been silent and may have gone under the radar. This internets tough guy is listed as armed and dangerous, partyv& must proceed with caution.
~~College Republicans~~ B& from the forum, so Jason let it die. RIP
~~CSULB Minuteman Project~~ was b& as well
J-ROCK Jason's fandom page
Jigaboo Not racist KKK member sock-puppet.

Jewtube for the lulz

Jason fails at helping his BFF Walter during a kegstand

Gallery

No nuts. No job. All cunt.
I will be teh winrar because I have over 9000 republicans voting for me!!1
Aula akbar!
Jason Aula in tears, saluting the conquering Mexican Reconquista armies.
Jason ogling at his mancrush Gilchrist.
The Conservative Student Union's Photoshoop team took many a day to make their promotional fliers.
Jason made this in over 9000 hours with MS Paint
Poster of ~~rough~~ rectum rider Jim Gilchrist giving the "I'm gonna raep u look" hanging in Jason's bedroom.
Drama queen Jim Gilchrist speaking at CSULB, afraid of teh Mexicans' n00b cannons.
Troll type Pokemon.
Heir to Mike Sandy's throne.
LOLOMG NOT DIRE CONSEQUENCES!!!1
The back of the sign says "Free Blowjobs, call 818-602-6815"

Sockpuppets

The real face behind the Shooster profile, and official teabagger of Jason Aula and John McCain.
lulz @ racist fucks who whine about Mexicans yet throw Mexican themed parties.
Have you ever seen a gayer bunch of men?
zOMG, DO YOU SEE THAT LIBERAL MEXICAN TREASONISTA AT THE PARTY????!!!1
Jason's fantasy with Shooster, but gayer than this.
Don't ever insult me saying I'm friends with Jason. I'll sue you if my conversations ever get posted on that encyclopedia site and force la raza to pay for your legal bills
You do realize that posting the enclopediadramatica will only benefit Jason Aula. I agree with Jannelle 100%! It is quite sad that someone has to put frivolous information on the internet to discredit an opponent. Does anyone even have a logical response to J-Rizzle's arguments? P.S. I am liberal and the way many of your are acting is VERY low class.
"When was the last time he got laid, 2 years ago if you do not include masturbation How many hours does he spend on the computer per day, 10 to 11 How many of those hours are spent on the space, 10"
"How Much does seth weigh? 250lbs What is Seths IQ level 55, of course he is a illogical left wing liberal thats right sissy sethy is a puta"
I'm not racist, just my sock puppets lulz.
America awake Europe is.