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Raid: Shadow Legends

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Raid: Shadow Legends (or Raid: Casino Dipshits for veterans) is one of the most infamous gacha mobile games on the market. Raid: Shadow Legends was released on July 29, 2018 to zero hype or excitement. Their target audience of underage dipshits, mainly 13-year-old Asian boys were busy stealing their parents' credit cards to buy Fortnite V-bucks. The Jews at Plarium Games realized no one wanted to play such a shitty, shallow, uninspired fantasy "MMORPG" game unless their favorite influencers shilled it. Eventually every troglodyte on YouTube, Twitch, and their grandma, started getting paid to promote this garbage. That's why it became a meme overnight.

Developed by Israeli Jews that work in the casino industry (we're not fucking joking), this pile of shit is a non-stop, pound-your-ass Vegas-like advertising machine. You get bombarded with ads every nanosecond between menus. All this is unregulated, of course, since no one is actually investigating this shit and because no one on the planet takes mobile gaming seriously, even though these fucking parasites are making millions off retards. Now available on PC if you like boring pay to win "games"!

Plot

Generic fantasy Oh, look! A dragon.

Whoopty fuckin' doo.

Characters

A bunch of deformed retards.

 

Gameplay

You set the game on Auto, and you double the speed while you cuck yourself. That's it. Also, the game makes you pay in-game silver to change items on champions... yes, we're not fucking with you. Unsatisfied with your performance in pvp? Break out your credit card because there is no getting good. Raid is purely pay 2 win and you will never "win against" (pay more than) the no life Chinese whale paypigs

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