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WingsofRedemption

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WingsofRedemption is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!
WingsofRedemption
Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan
Nationality: American
Gender: Male
Occupation: Twitch streamer, YouTuber, DoorDasher
Years active: 2008-present
Website: Twitchy-Tweak account
JewTube channel

WingsofRedemption (Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan) is a 400+-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic lowlife who throws controllers, bans and censors players for minor infraction, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his twitch channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his contract, forcing him to start streaming on JewTube.

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Rise to "fame"

Lol.

The end of the 2000s was when every up-and-coming YT-whore sprang up and began posting their shitty gameplay videos of MW2. WingsofRedemption is no exception. And true to this very day, Jordie ragequits.

The downfall

Stroking his ego so big that it almost came, Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "why the fuck you stream that shit?".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he got his ass banned for good for pussying out of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR

Sometime around 2014, the master of drama pulled a Liquid and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

KEEMSTAR Strikes Back

Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his hambeast. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

How to piss off WingsofRedemption

It is really easy because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

His reactions will be the following:

  • Bitch and whine.
  • Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
  • Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
  • Throw his controller.
  • Cry like a baby.
  • Ragequit.

Quotes

   
 
My name is Richard. My health is starting to fail. I'm a continual failure on losing weight. My YouTube channel went from 8 million views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years. I'm bigger than I'll have ever been. I have trouble sleeping, I don't take care of myself the way I should and I basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate. And welcome to Banworld.
 

 
 

—Introduction to Banworld.

   
 
Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.
 

 
 

   
 
My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.
 

 
 

—WingsofRedemption on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s).

   
 
I'm talking about taking every gun I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> a mall.
 

 
 

   
 
Shotgun would be my weapon of choice in a crowded school. Yeah dude! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.
 

 
 

   
 
I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.
 

 
 

   
 
"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in an automobile wreak." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of shit!"
 

 
 

—WingsofRedemption, playing Call of Duty and responding to another player.

See also

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