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Phoebe Prince was a 15-year old Irish slut who lived in South Hadley, Massachusetts. She was repeatedly trolled in school and on Facebook for having a train run on her by her school's football team. Unfortunately for Phoebe, the star quarterback's bottom bitch found out. She rallied her friends together to rightfully persecute the obvious wrong-doer, Phoebe. For weeks she was relentlessly physically and mentally bullied by the jealous pack of girls. On January 14, 2010 she was hit in the head by a can thrown from a moving car, which knocked some sense through her drunken mick skull. She now realized that the only way to get even with the bullies was to hang herself. As she is Catholic, she is most certainly burning in unimaginable anguish, and will continue to do so until the end of time.
The Shitstorm
After Phoebe's death, the concerned mothers of Massachusetts wrote letters of butthurt to black person saying that bullying is rampant and must be outlawed. Governor Patrick has now spent more time trying to get anti-bullying laws passed than dealing with the major flood damage in Massachusetts. The six students caught bullying now face jail time but also take pride in their ability to turn an average girl into an legendary hero.
This case has garnered ridiculous amounts of attention from the national media. Because Phoebe was not toothless or fat, news networks were able to plaster her face across television as the poster child for anti-bullying. This could have huge ramifications for typical internet users as this wave of BAWWWWW has made irl trolling taboo.