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*[[Liberal butthurt syndrome]] | *[[Liberal butthurt syndrome]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:46, 21 March 2026
The Sandy Hook Promise is a non-profit organization created in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre by the victims families with the goal of preventing similar false flags from happening. Boasting over 1 million supporters, mostly liberal soccer moms, the SHP carries a huge impact on the fabric of America, harboring extensive influence on schools, government, media and society in general. Their hard work to prevent gun violence consists of raising awareness about warning signs, and they have produced several PSA videos which sometimes attract millions of views. They recently became satirized when trolls on 4chan remixed one of their videos into a fresh meme.
Evan
A propaganda piece created near the 4th anniversary of the massacre, "Evan" follows the story of a normie student as he vandalizes a table with his pencil, which eventually starts a conversation with another (anonymous) student after she scribbles a reply in said table. By the time they find out the identity of each-other, they lurk within the gym-- Suddenly, Sam Hyde some edgy kid appears out of nowhere to kill them all. Sadly, the video didn't show the epic bloodbath that ensured. The propaganda video then rewinds its footage, pointing out scenes featuring the school shooter's life in school and the warning flags that follow that you likely missed unless you actually paid attention. The point of the video is that in order to stop the next school shooter, we need to look for warning signs like these in our kids:
- The student is reading a gun magazine
- Uses offensive gestures like the 'fake gun' or flipping the bird
- Is bullied. Kids who get picked on usually deserve it and need to be bullied even more so they know their place and are submissive enough not to return to class and gun us all down.
- Watches gun related videos on YouTube, especially Cokeman2423 or hickock45's shit
- Takes selfies of themselves pointing firearms at the camera
- They have a ridiculous haircut and/or huge fucking wide-ass eyeballs
- Owns a gun
- Is Male
- Is White
- Is a fuckin' white male
"Evan" spawned several parodies, created mostly by /pol/lacks and /b/tards:
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Of course, normie fags like Chad made reaction videos, but only retards among the lowest common denominator ever watch these kinds of videos. Evidently, the "Evan" reaction videos already garner millions of views. It should be pointed out that liberals seem incapable of grasping even basic firearm knowledge. How the hell does a teenager get his paws on a Thompson SMG? Daddy couldn't legally get one. Also, this fictional student (in real life logic) would be instantly called out for being a potential school shooter simply on the basis of being a bullied loser who wears black, and of course his behavior. If teachers or cops were ever alerted to the gun selfie, there's no doubt that he'd be in prison by now. But libtards don't live in the real world- they live in a fantasy 'utopia' where everything is blissful and magical and only evil white bigoted republican facists ever keep this paradise from being realized.
