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After August actually went ahead and took Jaxton's advice, he quickly attempted to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] and desperately tried to downplay the fact that a woman had just killed herself after he told her point blank that she should go kill herself.
After August actually went ahead and took Jaxton's advice, he quickly attempted to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] and desperately tried to downplay the fact that a woman had just killed herself after he told her point blank that she should go kill herself.
{{quote|@AugustAmesxxx the world is awaiting your apology or for you to [[Kill yourself|swallow a cyanide pill]]. Either or we'll take it.|Jackoff Wheeler {{archive|veRIn}}}}


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August Ames, during better times.
August Ames, now in powder form.

August Ames (Powerword: Mercedes Grabowski) was a 23-year-old porn star who was brutally cyberbullied to death by bloodthirsty homosexuals and feminist SJWs in December, 2017, after she refused to have sex with a part-time fudgepacker for her latest adult film.

As of January, 2018, August Ames' murderers; Jaxton Wheeler, Jessica Drake and Alexis Monroe still remain free despite the fact that they remorselessly murdered August Ames by literally trolling her to death on Twitter. You can help by trolling the shit out of them on social media until they kill themselves, sending them kewl animated .gifs that flash really fast or by fucking them in the arse until they contract AIDS.

The Murderers

Jaxton Wheeler

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Jaxton Wheeler

"Sir" Jaxton Wheeler is a typical gay bear who loves the cock and basking in the glory of his own faggotry. Essentially a less gay version of Luka Magnotta, Jaxton felt that telling August Ames to kill herself with cyanide was a totally reasonable and acceptable response to her tweet about not wanting to bang homos.

After August actually went ahead and took Jaxton's advice, he quickly attempted to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and desperately tried to downplay the fact that a woman had just killed herself after he told her point blank that she should go kill herself.


   
 
@AugustAmesxxx the world is awaiting your apology or for you to swallow a cyanide pill. Either or we'll take it.
 

 
 

—Jackoff Wheeler (archive)

Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake

Alexis Monroe

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