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{{Infobox person | |||
|image = WingsFat.jpg | |||
|powerword = Richard "Jordie" Jordan | |||
|occupation = Twitch streamer, [[YouTuber]], [[DoorDash]]er | |||
|gender = Male | |||
|years active = 2008-present | |||
|website = [https://www.twitch.tv/wingsofredemption Twitch account]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/user/WingsofRedemption JewTube channel]}} | |||
'''WingsofRedemption''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Richard "Jordie" Jordan''') is a [[Fat|400+-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]] lowlife who throws controllers, bans and censors players for minor infraction, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates [[lulz]] on his [[twitch]] channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]], forcing him to start streaming on [[JewTube]]. | |||
==Lol== | |||
{{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}} | {{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}} | ||
==Rise to "fame"== | ==Rise to "fame"== | ||
[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|Lol.]] | |||
The end of the 2000s was when every up-and-coming YT-whore sprang up and began posting their shitty gameplay videos of MW2. WingsofRedemption is no exception. And true to this very day, Jordie ragequits. | The end of the 2000s was when every up-and-coming YT-whore sprang up and began posting their shitty gameplay videos of MW2. WingsofRedemption is no exception. And true to this very day, Jordie ragequits. | ||
==The | ==The downfall== | ||
<center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center> | ||
Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]". | Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]". | ||
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==See | ==See also== | ||
*''[[Call of Duty]]'' - The game that made him infamous. | |||
* [[Call of Duty]] - The game that made him infamous. | *[[DarksydePhil]] - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse. | ||
* [[DarksydePhil]] - | *[[Internet tough guy]] | ||
* [[Internet tough guy]] | *[[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming. | ||
* [[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming. | *[[Twitch]] - Wings' new favorite platform for e-begging. | ||
* [[Twitch]] - | |||
* {{ytuser|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel. Don't forget to use an Adblocker. | ==External links== | ||
* {{ytuser|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of | *{{ytuser|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel. Don't forget to use an Adblocker. | ||
* {{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''. | *{{ytuser|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups. | ||
* {{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot. | *{{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''. | ||
* | *{{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot. | ||
* [https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page] | *[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wingsofredemption.5549/ The Kiwi Farms Thread] | ||
* [https://www.twitch.tv/wingsofredemption His Twitch account] | *[https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page] | ||
* {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}} | *[https://www.twitch.tv/wingsofredemption His Twitch account] | ||
*{{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}} | |||
{{ytseries}} | {{ytseries}} | ||
{{Lpers}} | {{Lpers}} | ||
{{YouTube Ranters}} | {{YouTube Ranters}} | ||
[[Category:How Not To Live]] | [[Category:How Not To Live]] | ||
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WingsofRedemption is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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| Powerword: | Richard "Jordie" Jordan |
| Nationality: | {{{nationality}}} |
| Gender: | Male |
| Occupation: | Twitch streamer, YouTuber, DoorDasher |
| Years active: | 2008-present |
| Website: | Twitch account JewTube channel |
WingsofRedemption (Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan) is a 400+-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic lowlife who throws controllers, bans and censors players for minor infraction, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his twitch channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his contract, forcing him to start streaming on JewTube.
Lol
Rise to "fame"
The end of the 2000s was when every up-and-coming YT-whore sprang up and began posting their shitty gameplay videos of MW2. WingsofRedemption is no exception. And true to this very day, Jordie ragequits.
The downfall
Stroking his ego so big that it almost came, Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "why the fuck you stream that shit?".
After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he got his ass banned for good for pussying out of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.
Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR
Sometime around 2014, the master of drama pulled a Liquid and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.
KEEMSTAR Strikes Back
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his hambeast. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.
How to piss off WingsofRedemption
It is really easy because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.
- Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
- Say anything negative about him.
- Stream-snipe him.
- Give him advice.
- Call him Richard. (Yes, he really spergs and bans people someone calls him Richard)
- Tell him about his weight.
- Team-kill him.
- Not listen to every single thing he tells to his teammates.
- Not following his "rules".
His reactions will be the following:
- Bitch and whine.
- Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
- Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
- Throw his controller.
- Cry like a baby.
- Ragequit.
Gallery of Fail
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See also
- Call of Duty - The game that made him infamous.
- DarksydePhil - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
- Internet tough guy
- Let's Play - The cancer that is killing gaming.
- Twitch - Wings' new favorite platform for e-begging.
External links
Jordie Jordan - His main channel. Don't forget to use an Adblocker.- WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups.
WORICP - Twitter account where he whines a lot.- WORGODICP - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
- The Kiwi Farms Thread
- The LivestreamFails page
- His Twitch account
His unforgiving Facebook
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