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[[Randy Stair|Our loser]] on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | [[Randy Stair|Our loser]] on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | ||
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*'''Primary''': Shawed-off Shotgun | |||
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*Not a bad shotgun but you can get a better one '''30-45''' | |||
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{{GradedScore|0|No one died|0|NOBODY DIED|2|[[Columbine|Cockumbine]] Copycat|2|Who cares?|5|For an hero|9|F--------| Looser who never scored LOL}} | |||
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<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
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<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''United States Postal Inspection Service'''</span> | |||
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Revision as of 10:41, 31 August 2023
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Ilya Ivanistov was a failure Neo-Nazi who decided that his school sucks and shoot and injured one person before committing suicide. 2 others losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, Leaving the pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming a inspirational rol model for the future generations of others failures and unsuccessful school shooters.
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| Ilya Ivanistov | |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | injured 3 (1 by a single shot) |
| Top 25? | NEVER. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Today is the day!
Our loser on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our education, we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it has no encyclopedic value. Anyways... you're a fag.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 No one died |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 NOBODY DIED |
| Style: | 2/20 Cockumbine Copycat |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who cares? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
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United States Postal Inspection Service
