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[[Image:Halligan shane 2.jpg|Shane was an avid [[Harry Potter]] fan.|thumb]] | |||
[[Image:Halligan shane 2.jpg|Shane was an avid Harry Potter fan|thumb]] | |||
[[Image:Hero.JPG|thumb|Shane and Mitch, an heroes for all of us, amirite?]] | [[Image:Hero.JPG|thumb|Shane and Mitch, an heroes for all of us, amirite?]] | ||
'''Shane Halligan''' became [[ | '''Shane Halligan''' was a retarded [[perma-virgin]] who sought after the [[High Score]] on December 12th, 2006. His short-lived quest proved to be an epic failure, seeing as he didn't even score any frags. He became [[An hero]] once he realized that he had fucked up his shitstain of a life. On the day of his [[ragequit]], Halligan stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to the school in a gym bag along with [[gay]] muscle porno. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to [[Lulz|scare the shit out of everyone]], but was too gay to actually ''kill'' anyone. | ||
Unfortunately, | Unfortunately, this poor bastard never went down in history unlike [[Seung Hui Cho|previous An Heroes]] whom he worshiped. In conclusion, he just wasn't lulzy enough. | ||
Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but | Halligan volunteered as a [[Newfag|junior]] [[Burn it with fire!|firefighter]] and always wanted to be one of those firemen who [[Sick fuck|slides down the greased pole]], but after living through a shitty 16-years he came to realize that he was a complete [[fail]]ure at everything. | ||
Shane's friends, like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero: | Shane's [[Wut|friends]], like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero: | ||
[[Image:Shane halligan hero.JPG]] | <center>[[Image:Shane halligan hero.JPG]]</center> | ||
Latest revision as of 13:38, 18 May 2016
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Shane Halligan was a retarded perma-virgin who sought after the High Score on December 12th, 2006. His short-lived quest proved to be an epic failure, seeing as he didn't even score any frags. He became An hero once he realized that he had fucked up his shitstain of a life. On the day of his ragequit, Halligan stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to the school in a gym bag along with gay muscle porno. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to scare the shit out of everyone, but was too gay to actually kill anyone.
Unfortunately, this poor bastard never went down in history unlike previous An Heroes whom he worshiped. In conclusion, he just wasn't lulzy enough.
Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but after living through a shitty 16-years he came to realize that he was a complete failure at everything.
Shane's friends, like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero:
