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:<P style="FONT-SIZE: large;">I'm Out! </P>
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:<P style="FONT-SIZE: small;">You will find some interesting stuff here very soon:</P>
:<P style="FONT-SIZE: small;">You will find some interesting stuff here very soon:</P>
:[http://andrewallred.com/stuff/ http://andrewallred.com/stuff/]
:[http://andrewallred.com/stuff/ http://andrewallred.com/stuff/] (DEAD LINK, NO ARCHIVES)


===Everyone Fuck Me Party!===  
===Everyone Fuck Me Party!===  
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==Public Reactions==
==Public Reactions==


A large number of the [http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU initial responses] to the story—being left by the kind of [[comment whore|idiots]] who leave comments on the internet—contain a high level of unintentional [[lulz]] and [[trolling]].
A large number of the [https://web.archive.org/web/20141212152544/http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU initial responses] to the story—being left by the kind of [[comment whore|idiots]] who leave comments on the internet—contain a high level of unintentional [[lulz]] and [[trolling]].


{{squote|Anyone that has not armed themselves in the day and age we are living in are a statistic waiting to happen! Anyone busting through my door is getting a one way ticket to the morgue! I fully understand that I might be going along side them too but it won't be for lack of self defense! The thought of being huddled together with my wife and not being able to defend her, or getting pistol whipped in front of her just does not appeal to me, not to mention the likelihood of the perp killing you both before leaving even if you cooperated. Sudden death syndrome or acute lead poisoning is not the worst possible scenario in the violent crime arena of today! Until we start killing these slugs of worthless character, they will continue to terrorize the geneal public at large!|Orlando Homegrown|[http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU First!!111!!]}}
{{squote|Anyone that has not armed themselves in the day and age we are living in are a statistic waiting to happen! Anyone busting through my door is getting a one way ticket to the morgue! I fully understand that I might be going along side them too but it won't be for lack of self defense! The thought of being huddled together with my wife and not being able to defend her, or getting pistol whipped in front of her just does not appeal to me, not to mention the likelihood of the perp killing you both before leaving even if you cooperated. Sudden death syndrome or acute lead poisoning is not the worst possible scenario in the violent crime arena of today! Until we start killing these slugs of worthless character, they will continue to terrorize the geneal public at large!|Orlando Homegrown|[https://web.archive.org/web/20141212152544/http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU First!!111!!]}}


{{squote|I extremely agree!! My Gun is in my Purse at ALL times fully loaded & my Husband always makes sure that I pay attention to my surroundings!!|Evelyn|[http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU Knows her place]}}
{{squote|I extremely agree!! My Gun is in my Purse at ALL times fully loaded & my Husband always makes sure that I pay attention to my surroundings!!|Evelyn|[https://web.archive.org/web/20080330060209/http://www.topix.com/forum/city/geneva-fl/TA957MROUV5P7QPNU Knows her place]}}


{{squote|YOU GET INVOLVED WITH NUTS AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
{{squote|YOU GET INVOLVED WITH NUTS AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[Halle synagogue shooting|Stephen Balliet]] - Another terminally online individual who slew two people after being cucked by a door. (Although Allred simply found a weaker door to break down)
*[[William Atchison]] - Same thing as Balliet but with a couch.
*[[Andrew Allred/Maddox chatlog|Chatlog]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Maddox chatlog|Chatlog]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Threw me convo|Moar Chatlogs]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Threw me convo|Moar Chatlogs]]
==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.tommycatkins.com/goonmurderer/ Archive of most of the immediately related files, web pages, and news stories] - Dead Link. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20071224024643/http://www.tommycatkins.com/goonmurderer/ Archive that sorta functions.])
*[http://www.tommycatkins.com/goonmurderer/ Archive of most of the immediately related files, web pages, and news stories] - Dead Link. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20071224024643/http://www.tommycatkins.com/goonmurderer/ Archive that sorta functions.])
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*[https://pubapps.fdc.myflorida.com/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=130930&TypeSearch=AI Andrew Allred's New Online Profile]
*[https://pubapps.fdc.myflorida.com/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=130930&TypeSearch=AI Andrew Allred's New Online Profile]
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/238639109 Andrew Allred's MySpace profile]</s> (baleeted) (No Archives)
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/238639109 Andrew Allred's MySpace profile]</s> (baleeted) (No Archives)
*<s>[http://www.andrewallred.com/ Andrew Allred's web site]</s> (baleeted) (Usurped by a different Andrew Allred)
*<s>[http://www.andrewallred.com/ Andrew Allred's web site]</s> (baleeted before anyone could 'chive) (Usurped by a different Andrew Allred)
*<s>[http://www.bomber166.com/ also Andrew Allred's web site]</s> (also baleeted)
*<s>[http://www.bomber166.com/ also Andrew Allred's web site]</s> (also baleeted, now humorously redirects to autism spectrum disorder) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20020921154812/http://www.bomber166.com/ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060713081932/http://www.bomber166.com/ Last Archive])
*[[Andrew Allred/Maddox chatlog|Chatlog]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Maddox chatlog|Chatlog]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Threw me convo|Moar Chatlogs]]
*[[Andrew Allred/Threw me convo|Moar Chatlogs]]
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[[Category:People|Allred, Andrew]]
[[Category:People|Allred, Andrew]]
{{timeline|Article of the Now December 1, & 2, [[2025]]|[[Darth Cheney]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}

Latest revision as of 06:59, 3 December 2025

Andrew Allred, visibly troubled.

Andrew Richard Allred (known online as bomber166) is a Maddox fanboi, wannabe Goon, and pants-shitting asshole who suffered from Assburgers and being fagnostic. On September 24, 2007, Allred shot and killed his ex-girlfriend, Tiffany Barwick, and a mutual friend named Michael Ruschak whom Tiffany was banging. Instead of becoming an hero Allred was arrested and thrown in jail, where he promptly forgave himself and started writing letters to Tiffany's parents. He was later sentenced to death and is now sitting on death row alone due to other prisoners complaining about the smell.


   
“ 		 
I wished you could have answered your phone that night. I was calling because I didn't know what to do. I wanted you to tell me what the right thing to do was. I still don't know if I picked the correct one. I guess since you'll never get to or want to see or talk to me again, I'll never know.
  		„
  		 

—Andrew Allred, In a letter to Tiffany's parents

   
“ 		 
How do you want to Die: Guns ablazing.
  		„
  		 

—Michael Ruschak, MySpace profile

   
“ 		 
Violence against women is never the answer. I hope that in the future you grow as an adult and can learn to resolve your disagreements in a nonviolent manner.
  		„
  		 

—Ruschak's sister, Asking for it

What Happened

Tiffany Barwick, doing it wrong.

Tiffany Elise Barwick was a 19-year-old Florida native with poor taste in men. In late 2006 she moved in with life-long basement-dweller, Andrew Allred. Allred was exactly what you'd expect of a Goon: emotionally retarded and easily amused. Allred spent his time playing with his computer and blowing shit up with his friends, while Tiffany felt increasingly taken for granted and isolated from her friends and family.

The situation came to a head in August 2007. Tiffany decided to break up with Allred and move out but, in a fit of girl logic, postponed the breakup until after Allred's 21st birthday to avoid ruining the celebration. She explained all of this in her GreatestJournal the Tuesday before the party.

Allred's Birthday Party

Michael Ruschak: "DON'T SHOOT!"
Target practice.

Described by the Orlando Sentinel as a "righteous two-kegger," the event was a combined birthday party for Allred and Ruschak. It's not clear whether Allred read Tiffany's GreatestJournal before the party, but either way, the whole thing was an inevitable train-wreck.

Tiffany kept her distance from Allred for most of the night. Allred got drunk, poured beer on everyone in sight, and generally enjoyed himself. Finally, Allred started throwing firecrackers past Tiffany's head. Tiffany announced that their relationship was over and her friends went to get Tiffany's things. Allred decided to help by hurling Tiffany's belongings—including her laptop—toward the road. Words and rocks were exchanged. During the altercation, Michael Ruschak's sister had to be told twice and was punched in the chest. Finally the cops arrived and told everyone to STFU.

Tiffany went to Ruschak's apartment where she had planned to stay after breaking up with Allred.

The Aftermath

Tard rage.
The door that defeated Allred.
   
“ 		 
i just spent an hour with her on the phone listening to why its unfair that i want to trade a new laptop for sex
  		„
  		 

—Andrew Allred (bomber166), #Maddox chatlog

Five things happened:

  1. Tiffany BAWWWWWed.
  2. Ruschak's sister trolled Allred.
  3. Allred BAWWWWWed.
  4. Ruschak banged Tiffany.
  5. Allred bought a gun.

Allred handled the breakup as well as any Aspie could—he freaked out like he was missing Wapner. He either already had or quickly obtained Tiffany's passwords, and for the next four weeks tormented Tiffany in any way he could think of.

The Day of the Murder

   
“ 		 
like.. durring you have this look... like your eyes... and it just like.. shoots threw me
  		„
  		 

—Tiffany Barwick (CrazedIncuChic), employing an unfortunate turn of phrase

Allred bought a gun on September 1. It's unclear when Ruschak and Tiffany slept together and when Allred found out, but by September 24 he was obsessed. He quit his job and spent the afternoon drinking and calling his friends and family.

Coincidentally, Tiffany contacted police that morning to report that Allred had sent her a bullet-riddled photograph of herself and to allege that he'd withdrawn money from her bank account. Later that day she spoke with deputies again, explaining that Allred had just sent Ruschak an e-mail reading "The next time I see you, I'm going to kill you." She begged for Allred to be locked up. The deputies lolled and told Tiffany to GTFO.

Meanwhile, Allred vandalized Tiffany's MySpace account, making her profile private except for the message "I'm a whore." Then, using her Facebook account, he scheduled an "Everyone Fuck Me Party!" for later that evening. Either Ruschak accepted the invitation or Allred also accessed his account and accepted for him. Tiffany and Ruschak were the only confirmed guests for the event. Allred then blanked his own web site and replaced it with this:

I'm Out!

You will find some interesting stuff here very soon:

http://andrewallred.com/stuff/ (DEAD LINK, NO ARCHIVES)

Everyone Fuck Me Party!

   
“ 		 
If you havn't fucked her already and want to you should probley go for it now.
  		„
  		 

—Andrew Allred (bomber166), Angry Squirrel Production Forums

Allred drove to Ruschak's house and rammed Tiffany's car several times. He failed to kick in the front door, so he ran around the house and shot out a sliding glass door. Once inside he shot Ruschak four times, killing him. One of the several witnesses inside the house attempted to take the gun from Allred and was shot in the leg. Allred went to the bathroom where Tiffany was hiding and shot her six times, killing her. A total of 14 nerf darts were flung during the entire nerf ambush. He then turned and left. Police later apprehended him, alive, near his home. At his arraignment he pled not guilty, and is currently writing love letters to Tiffany from his cell (see Troll's Remorse, below).

Public Reactions

A large number of the initial responses to the story—being left by the kind of idiots who leave comments on the internet—contain a high level of unintentional lulz and trolling.

 
“ 		 
Anyone that has not armed themselves in the day and age we are living in are a statistic waiting to happen! Anyone busting through my door is getting a one way ticket to the morgue! I fully understand that I might be going along side them too but it won't be for lack of self defense! The thought of being huddled together with my wife and not being able to defend her, or getting pistol whipped in front of her just does not appeal to me, not to mention the likelihood of the perp killing you both before leaving even if you cooperated. Sudden death syndrome or acute lead poisoning is not the worst possible scenario in the violent crime arena of today! Until we start killing these slugs of worthless character, they will continue to terrorize the geneal public at large!
  		„
 

—Orlando Homegrown, First!!111!!

 
“ 		 
I extremely agree!! My Gun is in my Purse at ALL times fully loaded & my Husband always makes sure that I pay attention to my surroundings!!
  		„
 

—Evelyn, Knows her place

 
“ 		 
YOU GET INVOLVED WITH NUTS AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

YOUNG PEOPLE, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU MAKE BABIES WITH.
 

„
 

—DONNA U, Commenting

 
“ 		 
Girls out there...how about one guy at a time and don't be so quick to be everybody's booty-call.
  		„
 

—Real Time, Commenting

GoondolencesGoondolences

Goons quickly sprang into action, analyzing the spread of Allred's grouping patterns, misinterpreting the chat logs he posted, and generally being Goons. Epic Goldmine threads were started on the SA and SASS forums.

 
“ 		 
IF YOU HAVE OR FIND ANY INFORMATION PLEASE EITHER POST IT IN THIS THREAD, OR CONTACT ORANGE COUNTY POLICE INVESTIGATIONS AT 407-971-5700

I hope that the dead can see the internet, so that Mikey sees that someone is fighting for him. GO GOONS!
 

„
 

—West, OP in SA thread

 
“ 		 
Oh and also, Allred is a goon: http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=bomber166
  		„
 

—Maculuso, SA thread

 
“ 		 
PERMABAN 09/25/07 02:45pm Bomber166 Murderer. Lowtax Lowtax
  		„
 

—Lowtax, SA Forum

 
“ 		 
Also I just permabanned this guy because he murdered two people: http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=84611

Now the question I have here is that, in the rules, it doesn't explicitly state you will be permabanned or punished in any way if you murder people. Does this make the user terms of conditions unclear?
 

„
 

—Lowtax, Being Lowtax

 
“ 		 
I can't say I am surprised a goon was involved. I envision Something Awful as a cybernetic Mos Eisley anyway. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Of course, goondolences and all that. I wish she was still alive so I could punish her for dating that troll.
 

„
 

—EllisD, SASS thread


 
“ 		 
yea this looks exactly like the type of guy that would go on a shooting spree over some ridiculous immature reason
  		„
 

—internetinternetinternet, SASS thread

 
“ 		 
holy shit he was dating gonzo
  		„
 

—Macross, SASS thread

 
“ 		 
I'm think I might print this thread out (editing the stupidity) and give it to Mike's parents along with whatever card or gift we come up with at work.

I think they'll appreciate the sentiments from those who knew Mikey, and all of you who have given your respects to one of the nicest guys at UCF.
 

„
 

—West, SA thread

 
“ 		 
srsly that bitch will need a peaked coffin with that nose.

might have to be buried in a tent.
 

„
 

—Gypped, SASS thread

 
“ 		 
Face it , GOONZ, he lived the dream and you're all jealous.
  		„
 

—Fade To Vanilla, SASS thread

 
“ 		 
Finally it comes out that the reason he went back to his house after shooting that toucan was because of the epic raid he had scheduled with his guild buddies.
  		„
 

—Apocalisp, SASS thread

Troll's Remorse

 
“ 		 
I want you to know that a lot of it isn't true. Some of it is and I'm sure you can pick out those pieces. They make me look like such a bad person when I'm really not. I spent enough time with you guys for you to know who I really am."
  		„
 

—Andrew Allred (bomber166), To Tiffany's parents from jail.

 
“ 		 
I hope you're doing OK up there. I'm sure you are. Don't forget about me, because I'll probably be joining you soon.
  		„
 

—Andrew Allred, posthumously addressing Tiffany in a birthday card sent to her parents' home

Just as the story began to die down, another detail emerged. Allred wrote several letters to Tiffany's parents from his jail cell and simply couldn't understand why his missives weren't well received. A Florida judge ordered Allred to stop contacting Tiffany's family, but not before he managed to mail a birthday card in anticipation of Tiffany's upcoming birth date.

Correspondence

  • Card, part 1: Happy Birthday, Tiffany!
    Card, part 1: Happy Birthday, Tiffany!
  • Card, part 2: I'm sorry for shooting you in the face!
    Card, part 2: I'm sorry for shooting you in the face!
  • Card, part 3: Your mom's a bitch! tl;dr
    Card, part 3: Your mom's a bitch! tl;dr
  • Card, part 4: I'll see you again soon!
    Card, part 4: I'll see you again soon!
  • 10/26 letter, page 1: Hey, would you like some pictures of me and Tiffany?
    10/26 letter, page 1: Hey, would you like some pictures of me and Tiffany?
  • 10/26 letter, page 2: When I get out (LOL) I'ma have a baby and name it Tiffany!
    10/26 letter, page 2: When I get out (LOL) I'ma have a baby and name it Tiffany!
  • 11/15 letter, page 1: Best year ever!
    11/15 letter, page 1: Best year ever!
  • 11/15 letter, page 2: We were going to visit the Mulon Rugue theater and some other theaters!
    11/15 letter, page 2: We were going to visit the Mulon Rugue theater and some other theaters!
  • 11/15 letter, page 3: Bitch should have tol' me she hated me! PLZ RITE!!11!
    11/15 letter, page 3: Bitch should have tol' me she hated me! PLZ RITE!!11!
  • 11/19 letter, page 1: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
    11/19 letter, page 1: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
  • 11/19 letter, page 2: I still don't know if I did the right thing. PLZ ADVZ.
    11/19 letter, page 2: I still don't know if I did the right thing. PLZ ADVZ.

Sentenced to death but still alive

Allred shortly before being sentenced to death.

He pled guilty on the 63rd anniversary of Adolf Hitler's death, and on November 19, 2008, he was sentenced to death.

He attempted to use his autism, and something called a "habeas corpus", to get ZOG to change its mind, but they shot that down in 2024.

He is still alive as of November 2025 though, 17 years after being sentenced.

  • For some reason, Allred's friends hid all of his posts.
    For some reason, Allred's friends hid all of his posts.
  • A busy week for Andrew.
    A busy week for Andrew.
  • Before the breakup.
    Before the breakup.
  • After the breakup.
    After the breakup.
  • A screenshot of the scheduled event.
    A screenshot of the scheduled event.
  • James failed it. It is ????
    James failed it. It is ????
  • DYK: that Tiffany died next to a bathtub?
    DYK: that Tiffany died next to a bathtub?
  • Obviously disturbed.
    Obviously disturbed.
  • Cocktease FTW.
    Cocktease FTW.
  • Guns don't kill people, retards do.
    Guns don't kill people, retards do.
  • The scene of the crime.
    The scene of the crime.
  • The scene of the car.
    The scene of the car.
  • Circa 2014.
    Circa 2014.
  • Circa 2016.
    Circa 2016.
  • Circa 2023.
    Circa 2023.
  • Circa 2024.
    Circa 2024.

See Also

News

Miscellaneous

Andrew Allred

Michael Ruschak

Tiffany Barwick

Andrew Allred is part of a series on Psychopaths
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Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon

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Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy

Terrorists:

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See also:

Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck

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