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|style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''This nigga is an</big></big> <big class="colorjaktext"><big class="colorjaktext">Aspie</big></big>
</big>Please remind him to breathe deeply from the [[Skibidi Toilet|toilet bowl.]]</big>
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<option>I take the short bus to school and love trains!!</option>
<option>Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)</option>
<option>Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!</option>
<option>HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like cars too haha </option>
<option>Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!</option>
<option>This 90s retroart, vhs anloag horror is so good!!!</option>
<option>Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!</option>
<option>Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recess</option>
<option>My mom says you guys simply don't understand me... </option>
<option>Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!</option>
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[[File:MarioManIRL2.jpeg|thumb|MarioMan7890 and his [[Happy Merchant]]-ass grin.]]
[[File:MarioManIRL2.jpeg|thumb|left|MarioMan7890 and his [[Happy Merchant]]-ass grin.]]
[[File:MarioMan_kills_soyjakparty.png|thumb|MarioMan7890 is the reason /qa/ used to be infested with threads like this.]]
[[File:MarioMan_kills_soyjakparty.png|thumb|MarioMan7890 is the reason /qa/ used to be infested with threads like this.]]
'''MarioMan7890''' ([[powerword]]: '''Samuel Adam''') is [[soyjak.party]]'s house [[furry]] and [[namefag]] extraordinaire. He affiliates with the [[NEVER GOON]] brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads. He has a pink-and-orange [[axolotl]] [[OC]] named '''Avery''' that he posts crudely [[shitty art|amature doodles]] of wherever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Nintendo]], soyjaks and [[the cancer that is killing b|everything else sojak.party obsesses over]]. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.
[[File:MarioManaward2.png|thumb|Retarded furry tries to get shwifty with a minor. Nothing new.]]
'''MarioMan7890''' ([[powerword]]: '''Samuel Adam''') is [[soyjak.party]]'s house [[furry]] and [[namefag]] extraordinaire. He affiliates with the [[NEVER GOON]] brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads, as well as sending porn to a minor and trying to [[rp]] with him. He commonly proses around as his pink-and-orange [[axolotl]] [[OC]] named '''Avery''' that he posts crude, [[shitty art|amature doodles]] of whenever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Nintendo]], soyjaks and [[the cancer that is killing b|everything else sojak.party has an autistic hyperfixation for]]. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.


<center>[[File:MarioMan7890_Rap.mp4]]</center>
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==His OC's==
==His OC's==
===Avery===
===Avery===
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{{Gotis|title=Avery}}
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| [[File:Gotis.png|link=]]
| style="text-align:center; font-size:20px; color:rgb(120, 58, 89);" | <div style="margin-bottom:.75em;">'''AVERY''' = infected with [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]]</div><div><font size="3">You can help by not giving her <i>any</i> attention.</font></div>
|}</div><br /><noinclude>
[[File:Avery_Poster.png|thumb]]
[[File:Avery_Poster.png|thumb]]
Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest [[fursona]], therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the [[right-wing]] furry icon, [[Averi Fiddleafox]].
Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest [[fursona]], therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the [[right-wing]] furry icon, [[Averi Fiddleafox]].
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==His Art==
==His Art==
[[File:Niggershitslop.png|thumb]]
[[File:Niggershitslop.png|thumb]]
His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be [[Cartoon Network]] characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure [[rage face]] slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be [[edgy]] and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with [[coomer]]s and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]), but his comics and personalized [[image macros]] pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting [[NIGGER]]!. No plot line, no catch, no punch line. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value.
His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be [[Cartoon Network]] characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure [[rage face]] slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be [[edgy]] and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with [[coomer]]s and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]), but his comics and personalized [[image macros]] pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting [[NIGGER]]!. No plot line, no catch, no punch. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value and are extremely obnoxious at that.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
MarioManCockMongler.jpg|Certified [[Cock Mongler]]
MarioManCockMongler.jpg|Certified [[Cock Mongler]]
MarioManIRL.jpg|Aspie face
MarioManIRL.jpg|Aspie face
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MarioMan_with_his_pussy.jpg|What an [[Kawaii|adorable]] cat! [[Nigger Man|I wonder what his name is?]]
MarioMan_with_his_pussy.jpg|What an [[Kawaii|adorable]] cat! [[Nigger Man|I wonder what his name is?]]
MarioManMegaMind.jpeg|MarioMan really does look like this!
MarioManMegaMind.jpeg|MarioMan really does look like this!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
MarioMan51face.png
MarioMan51face.png
MarioManisNUTS.png|[[Wut?|MarioNigga7890 is NUTS!]]
MarioManisNUTS.png|[[Wut?|MarioNigga7890 is NUTS!]]
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AveryandfredrickNEVERGOOOOON.png|Avery and [[Who?|Fredrick]] remind you to [[NEVER GOON]].
AveryandfredrickNEVERGOOOOON.png|Avery and [[Who?|Fredrick]] remind you to [[NEVER GOON]].
MarioMan7890 finds out about his article.jpeg|MarioMan knows about this article now; and to nobodies surprise he actually appreciates it.
MarioMan7890 finds out about his article.jpeg|MarioMan knows about this article now; and to nobodies surprise he actually appreciates it.
</gallery>
</gallery>}}


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[https://onedrive.live.com/?redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvcyFBbExNX2VTM3lLWEJnUng2ZWRSOHpiVGRRZUpqP2U9RE5mM09M&id=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52%21156&cid=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52 MarioMan7890's Art Dump]
*[https://onedrive.live.com/?redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvcyFBbExNX2VTM3lLWEJnUng2ZWRSOHpiVGRRZUpqP2U9RE5mM09M&id=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52%21156&cid=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52 MarioMan7890's Art Dump]
*[https://mega.nz/folder/kicUEaxa#PW8rcZ4rWK__S9_nFaFPRg/folder/43kVhTKC Anthro thread art dump]
*[https://mega.nz/folder/kicUEaxa#PW8rcZ4rWK__S9_nFaFPRg/folder/43kVhTKC Anthro thread art dump]
*[https://toyhou.se/MarioMan7890 MarioMan7890's Toyhouse]
*'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20250812123218/https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/706552.html#706552 MarioMan officially b& from all soyjak websites!]'''


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Latest revision as of 06:07, 23 August 2025

ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
This nigga is an Aspie

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

This 90s retroart, vhs anloag horror is so good!!!

This page is coal. (You) WILL help by expanding it.


MarioMan7890 and his Happy Merchant-ass grin.
MarioMan7890 is the reason /qa/ used to be infested with threads like this.
Retarded furry tries to get shwifty with a minor. Nothing new.

MarioMan7890 (powerword: Samuel Adam) is soyjak.party's house furry and namefag extraordinaire. He affiliates with the NEVER GOON brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads, as well as sending porn to a minor and trying to rp with him. He commonly proses around as his pink-and-orange axolotl OC named Avery that he posts crude, amature doodles of whenever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like Battle for Dream Island, Nintendo, soyjaks and everything else sojak.party has an autistic hyperfixation for. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.

His OC's

Avery

Avery = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest fursona, therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the right-wing furry icon, Averi Fiddleafox.

Ceaera

MarioMan's second most used OC which is some yellow and green lizard fuck. I can't think of much more to say about this character so hopefully this gallery section will suffice.

  • Obviously MarioMan didn't draw this one become his art skillz are too sucky.
    Obviously MarioMan didn't draw this one become his art skillz are too sucky.
  • MarioMan's 3rd most prominent OC
    MarioMan's 3rd most prominent OC
  • Alternative art style (still not a good one though!)
    Alternative art style (still not a good one though!)
  • Picrew art style?
    Picrew art style?

Since all aspie furfags have HUNDREDS of original characters, there are obviously more of MarioMan's OCs, but who honestly gives a fuck.

His Art

His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be Cartoon Network characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure rage face slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be edgy and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with coomers and Special Snowflake Syndrome), but his comics and personalized image macros pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting NIGGER!. No plot line, no catch, no punch. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value and are extremely obnoxious at that.

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