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Once upon a time, Iraq was a primitive, useless, and unknown country. It, like most other countries in the world, had already been looted by the [[British]] for all of its resources. However, legendary strongman and [[troll]] [[Saddam Hussein]] came to power and led a regime for 30 years that caused more butthurt from [[America]] then any other. At first, he took control of all of the oil reserves in country, then made a fuckton of money for himself and his friends selling all of the oil in Iraq to [[America|'Murika]], in order to feed their massive gas-guzzling pickup trucks. However, doing that by itself was not enough for him, and he decided in 1990 to start an epic [[flame war]] with the West and Saudi Arabia, by invading the neighboring and similarly useless country Kuwait. By doing this he made one of the greatest troll moves of the 20th century, and pissed off every other country in the world. But (sadly), it turned out, Saddam's seemingly epic [[troll]] would backfire and turn his country back into a total shithole.
Once upon a time, Iraq was a primitive, useless, and unknown country. It, like most other countries in the world, had already been looted by the [[British]] for all of its resources. However, legendary strongman and [[troll]] [[Saddam Hussein]] came to power and led a regime for 30 years that caused more butthurt from [[America]] then any other. At first, he took control of all of the oil reserves in country, then made a fuckton of money for himself and his friends selling all of the oil in Iraq to [[America|'Murika]], in order to feed their massive gas-guzzling pickup trucks. However, doing that by itself was not enough for him, and he decided in 1990 to start an epic [[flame war]] with the West and Saudi Arabia, by invading the neighboring and similarly useless country Kuwait. By doing this he made one of the greatest troll moves of the 20th century, and pissed off every other country in the world. But (sadly), it turned out, Saddam's seemingly epic [[troll]] would backfire and turn his country back into a total shithole.


[[W|Dubya's dad]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and most of the other corrupt Western countries controlled by [[Jews|defense contractors]] needed another war to make lots and lots more money, and this was the perfect opportunity. Shortly after Saddam's invasion, 'Murika and a shitload of other countries nobody cares about amassed their armies upon the border of [[Saudi Arabia]] and Kuwait. They invaded, and epic [[pwnage]] insued. All of the Iraqi planes in the sky were shot down, all the tanks destroyed, and all of the Iraqi troops riddled with bullet holes from trigger-happy 'Murkians with M-16s. Saddam's army was totally destroyed by the 'Murikan counter-troll, and he retreated back into Iraq, to be bombed even more by the 'Murkians and to be cut off from all food and water.
[[GHWB|Dubya's dad]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and most of the other corrupt Western countries controlled by [[Jews|defense contractors]] needed another war to make lots and lots more money, and this was the perfect opportunity. Shortly after Saddam's invasion, 'Murika and a shitload of other countries nobody cares about amassed their armies upon the border of [[Saudi Arabia]] and Kuwait. They invaded, and epic [[pwnage]] insued. All of the Iraqi planes in the sky were shot down, all the tanks destroyed, and all of the Iraqi troops riddled with bullet holes from trigger-happy 'Murkians with M-16s. Saddam's army was totally destroyed by the 'Murikan counter-troll, and he retreated back into Iraq, to be bombed even more by the 'Murkians and to be cut off from all food and water.


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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[Babylon]]
*[[Iran]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Kurdistan]]
*[[Muslims]]
*[[Muslims]]
*[[Kurdistan]]
*[[Saddam]]
*[[Saddam]]
*[[Sandnigger]]
*[[Sandnigger]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[Syria]]
*[[Turkey]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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