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[[Image:LynnAutism.jpg|thumb|The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen]]
[[Image:LynnAutism.jpg|thumb|The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen]]
'''Lynn Ann''' (Born September 4th, 1984) is a [[mental illness|crazy]] and creepy obsessed [[fangirl]] of one of the perpetrators of the [[Columbine]] high school massacre, [[Eric Harris]]. Although there are many "Columbiners" ([[aspies|supporters/researchers]] of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is; out of touch with reality and admiring the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise not sold in any stores (exception: [[Tor|blackmarkets]]), [[Attention Whore|sharing her obsessions online]], and disrespecting the deaths of the [[noob|victims]] who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding Columbine.
'''Lynn Ann Guisti'''{{Columbiner}} is a [[mental illness|crazy]] and obsessive [[fangirl]] of [[Eric Harris]], the more attractive of the [[Columbine]] high school shooters. Although there are many "[[Columbiners]]" (like [[loli|Beliebers]] but more emotionally crippled), Lynn is a case study in how the depravity and degeneracy of the internet is literally [[Deep web|unplumbable]]. No other Columbiner comes close to Lynn's devotion or is as pathological as she is: divorced from reality and admiring of Eric Harris, owning some of the more rare Columbine merchandise (e.g. pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: [[Tor|black markets]]), [[Attention Whore|sharing her obsessions online]], and disrespecting the deaths of the [[noob|victims]] who got 360 no scoped in this [[Holocaust|tragic event]], as well as crapping on the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.


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== Primer ==
(Skip to 0:55 and enjoy)
 
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<center>(Skip to 0:55 and enjoy)</center>


== Murky origins ==
== Murky origins ==
[[Image:LynnAnn ThirdWheel.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dylan - the third wheel to Lynn and Eric's 'relationship'.]]
[[Image:LynnAnn ThirdWheel.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dylan - the third wheel to Lynn and Eric's 'relationship'.]]


Not much is known of her previous antics, other then when she moved to [[Hollywood|Hollywood]] in [[California|Cuckifornia]], threw a few thousand [[jew gold|shekels]] at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, and then [[fail|failed]] miserably at trying to become an [[attention whore|actress]]. So, much like the majority of [[Los Angeles]] residents.
Born in [[New York]], not much is known of Lynn's early life until she moved to [[Hollywood]] where, like a rite of passage, she threw a few thousand [[jew gold|shekels]] at a surgeon to "fill" the gaping, yawning chasm inside of her by engaging in that most materialistic of pursuits, plastic surgery. Lynn went to Hollywood with one goal in mind: To become involved in films. Ordinarily this would entail becoming an actress, however when she realised that movie theaters wanted to use her massive white forehead to project films onto she left in a huff and moved to Sherman Oaks, the bizarro version of Bel-Air where [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|well to do blacks go to escape middle-class ennui]].
 
Prior to the internet, [[aspies|social misfits]] and the [[mental illness|special]] would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on [[tumblr|Dumblr]], and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards [[dying alone]] with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for [[hugbox|acceptance]], she has become an object of ridicule among-st [[retards|people who identify as squirrels]] and [[feminist|paint with menstrual blood]], is truly testament to the [[batshit insane|level of insanity]] a female can harbor. If even tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become [[an hero]].
 
== Jewtube Videos ==
Like any other autist on the intarwebz who naively assumes that the internet is full of [[tumblr|supportive people]] who [[faggotry|share your interests]], no matter how [[Sick fuck|quirky]] or [[Aspie|rare]] they may be, she decided to tap into the [[internet hate machine|welcoming community]] that is Youtube to share her healthy obsession of [[Eric Harris]] with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, [[2011]], she only began uploading [[lulzy]] videos on January 13th, [[2015]]. After she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Made all of her videos private]].
 
 


{{notice|She has set her videos to private. If anyone has them archived, edit them in below}}
Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, [[aspies|social misfits]] and those with [[Potato|special needs]] would get relegated to the online equivalent of [[Auschwitz|Romanian orphanages]] for the protection of normies, e.g. [[Gaia Online]]; nowadays, however, they congregate on [[Child porn|tumblr]] like fire ants on Johnny Knoxville's [[My Tiny Dick|junk]], and this was exactly the sort of medium Lynn Ann hoped would provide her with the safe space needed to indulge in her [[creepy|hero worship]] of a 17-year old virgin loser before she can fully ascend to [[dying alone|cat-ladyhood]]. But despite yearning for [[hugbox|acceptance]], she has become an object of ridicule even amongst so-called [[otherkin]] and deranged [[feminist|misandrists]] who paint with menstrual blood; this, truly is a testament to the batshit level of insanity this lady embodies if even delicate tumblrinas don't like you.
 
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|<youtube>jVe6XdYuT-I</youtube> <br> <center>'''Another video'''</center>
|<youtube>EdnfsnvwY88</youtube> <br> <center>'''And another'''</center>
|<youtube>sxx2VKELFas</youtube> <br> <center>'''Yet another vid'''</center>
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== Facebook ==
== Facebook ==
[[File:lynnannbitch.jpg|thumb|left|Lynn insulting the victims of the Columbine Massacre. Such a reasonable and respectable young lady..]]
[[File:lynnannbitch.jpg|thumb|right|Lynn insulting the victims of the Columbine Massacre. Such a reasonable and respectable young lady..]]


=== About Lynn Ann ===
=== About Lynn Ann ===
Her [[Failbook]] bio previously stated:


I live in Sherman Oaks California. Gone back to college for a degree in Business, done some professional acting in film, tv and theater where I portrayed characters not like myself in any way, I love it, been keeping active in the theater more to date. Full time studies at college right now. Actress/Model/Sales for construction/and vitamins. I love to write poems.monologue.
{{squote|I live in Sherman Oaks [[California]]. Gone back to [[college]] for a degree in Business, done some [[Porn|professional acting]] in film, tv and theater where I portrayed characters not like myself in any way, [[whore|I love it]], been keeping active in the theater more to date. Full time studies at college right now. Actress/Model/Sales for construction/and vitamins. I love to write poems.monologue.  
 
I am a vegetarian. Love horror movies, dining out, shopping, surfing the net.
 
My favorite type of music is Rammstein, KMFDM, Classic soul, classic rock. The music from the 60s and 70s is the best in my opinion.
 
Originally from Connecticut and New York and now live in California.
 
Heritage Irish, Italian, English and Dutch.


My favorite colors are pink and red.  
I am a [[vegetarian]]. Love horror movies, [[Cunnilingus|eating out]], shopping, surfing the net. [[nobody cares|My favorite type of music is Rammstein, KMFDM, Classic soul, classic rock.]] The music from the 60s and 70s is the best in [[shit|my opinion]]. Originally from [[Connecticut]] and [[New York]] and now live in California. Heritage [[Ireland|Irish]], [[Italy|Italian]], [[UK|English]] and Dutch. My favorite colors are pink and red. Most of the time I wear leggings and boots or leggings and matching color neakers. So comfortable but yet form fitting to show off my figure. I love to model, act, write and shop till I drop [[Sick fuck|AND I so love Columbine Eric Harris]]}}


Most of the time I wear leggings and boots or leggings and matching color sneakers. So comfortable but yet form fitting to show off my figure.
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I love to model, act, write and shop till I drop AND I so love Columbine Eric Harris
== Showing off her graphic design skills ==
 
Being a clearly [[edgy|introspective and inspired]] soul, Lynn Ann decided to take up [[fanart|art]] to further convey her lustful, borderline pedophillic  adulation of the soyboy manlet and, had he not died, future cuck Eric Harris. If there is an afterlife then perhaps having your visage poorly edited into low-bit images by a loony virgin who looks like the mixed-race child of an Easter Island statue and Jocelyn Wildenstein is the ultimate punishment. Indeed, it's a fitting punishment for their failure to beat [[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho's]] high score and thus bringing great shame on their ancestors.
== Lynn Ann shows off her graphic design skills ==
Being the [[edgy|reflective and deep]] soul that she is, Lynn Ann has taken up the [[fanart|medium of art]] to further convey her adulation. Alas, if only her muse [[an hero|were still alive]] to witness the homage. Perhaps if there is an afterlife, this is the ultimate punishment bestowed upon Eric and Dylan; to be constantly studied and obsessed over by some of the most fucked up motherfuckers in the entire world. A fitting punishment, for the chaos and destruction they inflicted on the [[lie|innocent]].


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File:HarrisRapedByMSPaint.jpg|He probably thought so, too.
File:HarrisRapedByMSPaint.jpg|He probably thought so, too.
File:McMurderer.jpg|Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
File:McMurderer.jpg|Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
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File:LynnxEric4.jpg
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File:LynnxEric8.jpg|[[Hahaha no]]
File:LynnxEric8.jpg|[[Hahaha no]]
File:LynnxEric9.jpg
File:LynnxEric9.jpg
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File:LynnxEric1.jpg


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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[Columbine]] - White boys do it better
* [[Brandon Fleury]] - An [[edgelord]] [[asspie]] who cited Lynn Ann as his inspiration to become an internet troll.
 
* [[Columbine]] - White boys do it better.
* [[Columbiners]] - Degenerate cunts from [[Tumblr]] who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did columbine.
* [[Columbiners]] - Degenerate cunts from [[Tumblr]] who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did Columbine.
 
* [[Cougar]]s
* [[Tumblr]] - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.
* [[Tumblr]] - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
 
*<s>{{yt|u|sealed7withAKiss|YouTube}}</s> - Videos made private.
[https://www.youtube.com/user/sealed7withAKiss Her youtube]
* {{twitter|lynnann23005130|Twitter}} - Active.
 
** {{twitter|lynnann35362508|Twitter #2}} - Alternate account, used in May 2014.
[https://www.facebook.com/lynn.ann.9?ref=tn_tnmn her facebook]
* {{imdb-link|name/nm2499739|IMDB}}
 
*<s>{{fb|lynn.ann.169|Facebook}}</s> - Baleeted.
[http://www.myspace.com/578447924 her MySpace (A shitty website nobody has used since 2008)]
*<s>{{myspace|578447924|MySpace}}</s> - Baleeted.
 
* {{kf|13626|KiwiFarms thread}}


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Latest revision as of 01:05, 7 March 2025

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen

Lynn Ann Guisti is a crazy and obsessive fangirl of Eric Harris, the more attractive of the Columbine high school shooters. Although there are many "Columbiners" (like Beliebers but more emotionally crippled), Lynn is a case study in how the depravity and degeneracy of the internet is literally unplumbable. No other Columbiner comes close to Lynn's devotion or is as pathological as she is: divorced from reality and admiring of Eric Harris, owning some of the more rare Columbine merchandise (e.g. pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: black markets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got 360 no scoped in this tragic event, as well as crapping on the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.

Primer


(Skip to 0:55 and enjoy)

Murky origins

Dylan - the third wheel to Lynn and Eric's 'relationship'.

Born in New York, not much is known of Lynn's early life until she moved to Hollywood where, like a rite of passage, she threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fill" the gaping, yawning chasm inside of her by engaging in that most materialistic of pursuits, plastic surgery. Lynn went to Hollywood with one goal in mind: To become involved in films. Ordinarily this would entail becoming an actress, however when she realised that movie theaters wanted to use her massive white forehead to project films onto she left in a huff and moved to Sherman Oaks, the bizarro version of Bel-Air where well to do blacks go to escape middle-class ennui.

Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, social misfits and those with special needs would get relegated to the online equivalent of Romanian orphanages for the protection of normies, e.g. Gaia Online; nowadays, however, they congregate on tumblr like fire ants on Johnny Knoxville's junk, and this was exactly the sort of medium Lynn Ann hoped would provide her with the safe space needed to indulge in her hero worship of a 17-year old virgin loser before she can fully ascend to cat-ladyhood. But despite yearning for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule even amongst so-called otherkin and deranged misandrists who paint with menstrual blood; this, truly is a testament to the batshit level of insanity this lady embodies if even delicate tumblrinas don't like you.

Facebook

Lynn insulting the victims of the Columbine Massacre. Such a reasonable and respectable young lady..

About Lynn Ann

Her Failbook bio previously stated:

 
“ 		 
I live in Sherman Oaks California. Gone back to college for a degree in Business, done some professional acting in film, tv and theater where I portrayed characters not like myself in any way, I love it, been keeping active in the theater more to date. Full time studies at college right now. Actress/Model/Sales for construction/and vitamins. I love to write poems.monologue.

I am a vegetarian. Love horror movies, eating out, shopping, surfing the net. My favorite type of music is Rammstein, KMFDM, Classic soul, classic rock. The music from the 60s and 70s is the best in my opinion. Originally from Connecticut and New York and now live in California. Heritage Irish, Italian, English and Dutch. My favorite colors are pink and red. Most of the time I wear leggings and boots or leggings and matching color neakers. So comfortable but yet form fitting to show off my figure. I love to model, act, write and shop till I drop AND I so love Columbine Eric Harris
 

„
 

  • YouTube feed
    YouTube feed

Showing off her graphic design skills

Being a clearly introspective and inspired soul, Lynn Ann decided to take up art to further convey her lustful, borderline pedophillic adulation of the soyboy manlet and, had he not died, future cuck Eric Harris. If there is an afterlife then perhaps having your visage poorly edited into low-bit images by a loony virgin who looks like the mixed-race child of an Easter Island statue and Jocelyn Wildenstein is the ultimate punishment. Indeed, it's a fitting punishment for their failure to beat Cho's high score and thus bringing great shame on their ancestors.

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  • He probably thought so, too.
    He probably thought so, too.
  • Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
    Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
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See Also

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