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'''The Republic of the Union of Myanmar''' (formerly known as and still often referred to as '''Burma''') is an [[azn]] country that is primarily [[Buddhist]] | '''The Republic of the Union of Myanmar''' (formerly known as and still often referred to as '''Burma''', lesser known names include '''South [[Tibet]]''' and '''Diet [[China]]''') is an [[azn]] country that is primarily inhabited by [[Buddhist]]s, undisputedly the most [[Pussy|peaceful]] [[religious]] group in the history of ever. Despite their inherently [[peace]]ful nature, Myanmar's Buddhists still decided that—unlike cucked [[European]] countries like [[Sweden]], [[France]] and [[Germany]]—they would reject [[multiculturalism]] and [[Final Solution|actually fucking do something about it]] after their [[women]] and [[children]] started getting [[raped]] and [[murdered|beheaded]] en masse by hordes of disgusting [[Muslim]] savages who were [[Rapefugee|invading their once-peaceful nation]]. | ||
The "'''Rohingya'''" ([[Moonspeak|Goatfuckinese]]: '''ﺭُﺍَࣺﻳﻨڠَ''') | The "'''Rohingya'''" ([[Moonspeak|Goatfuckinese]]: '''ﺭُﺍَࣺﻳﻨڠَ''') as they [[Pronouns|call themselves]], are a made-up [[Race|ethnic group]] who [[Lie|claim themselves]] to be native inhabitants of Myanmar's '''Rakhine State'''. In reality, however, the Rohingya are actually [[illegal]] [[Sandnigger|Bengali]] [[immigrants]] from neighboring [[Bangladesh]]. The majority of the so-called Rohingya are [[Muslim]], although this is mainly due to the fact that they have a tendency to [[Lynch|murder]] anyone who refuses to convert to [[Islam]] after being brutally [[gang raped]] by them. The [[United Nations]] has referred to the Rohingya as "''[[No|The world's most persecuted minority.]]''" despite the fact that there are roughly 3.5 million of these Bengali parasites still infesting the [[Earth]] and they're about 20 years overdue for a [[holocaust]]. | ||
Despite the fact that the | Despite the fact that the [[Sarcasm|extremely well-respected]] ''[[United Nations]]'' has referred to Myanmar's counter-terrorism measures as a "''[[genocide]]''", the only images that seem to exist of the violence in Myanmar are images of innocent [[Buddhist]]s who have been hacked to death by the peaceful Rohingya. The [[media]] also likes to claim that images of atrocities in [[Africa]] are images of the non-existent Rohingya genocide. | ||
[[Goatfuckers]] aside, Myanmar is pretty much like China was in the 80s, a total shithole. Myanmar is littered with stray [[dogs]], which the once [[Civilization|civilized]] residents have taken to [[eating]] ever since their country went to [[shit]]. Myanmar also has a high population of [[goat]]s and water buffalo which are treated like people because the [[Buddha]] demands it. The country pretty much only has three cities, Yangon, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, and [[YWNBAW|Naypyitaw]], with the last one having literally nobody in it except for some government officials. | |||
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{{quote|Seeing how the video was one big ass fugazi, I went to also see what the scoop was with pictures used to “prove” ethnic cleansing of Muslims by Buddhists is taking place in Burma. Lo and behold, every single one is a fucking fake, completely unrelated to Burma and absolutely having nothing to do with any targeting of Muslims.|[[BestGore|Mark Marek]], pointing out that [[No shit|Muslims lie]]}} | {{quote|Seeing how the video was one big ass fugazi, I went to also see what the scoop was with pictures used to “prove” ethnic cleansing of Muslims by Buddhists is taking place in Burma. Lo and behold, every single one is a fucking fake, completely unrelated to Burma and absolutely having nothing to do with any targeting of Muslims.|[[BestGore|Mark Marek]], pointing out that [[No shit|Muslims lie]]}} | ||
{{quote|Ok, so basically, Rohingya Bengalis coming into here are like [[Niggers]] coming into Europe, just replace white people with yellow people, suicide bombings with dead goats, and sexy blondes with rice farmers. And unlike Europe, we're not fucking retarded so we kicked them all out like it was taking out the trash, because it was.|Local chink's explaination of the situation}} | |||
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