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[[Image:Erik_rhodes_cone.jpg|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, [[goatse]] fan.]] | [[Image:Erik_rhodes_cone.jpg|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, [[goatse]] fan.]] | ||
'''Erik Rhodes''' (real name James) | '''Erik Rhodes''' (real name James Elliott Naughtin) was what happens when you give a [[homosexual]] some GHB, LSD, [[Steroids|HGH]], [[HIV]], and every other acronym under the sun. The resulting creation resembled a cross between Frankenstein's monster and the Hulk with a ridiculous [[Jersey Shore]] spray tan. When not getting assfucked on camera for money, Erik took to the needle to escape his life as the guy everyone stares at, then he got on [[Tumblr]] to express his [[emo|deep depression]] and [[emo|creative thoughts]]. Erik's life centered around not going to the gym but shooting enough roids to make Jeremy Jackson cringe, and doing more drugs in a day than [[Amy Winehouse]] did after her career began to tank. Erik relishes his hatemail, and has accepted his role as life's [[lulzcow]]. | ||
==Tumblr activity== | ==Tumblr activity== | ||
[[Image:Rhodesirene.jpg|thumb|left|What Erik did during hurricane Irene.]] | |||
[[Image:Erikdouche.JPG|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, [[guido]].]] | [[Image:Erikdouche.JPG|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, [[guido]].]] | ||
Erik's favorite pastime in the whole wide world | Erik's favorite pastime in the whole wide world was to write about how much he hated his life and wanted to end it. His second favorite pastime was injecting himself with [[jenkem]], among other things. He made a hobby of discussing his [[suicide]], and had even supported others who decide to venture down [[an hero]]ic path. Here are a few samples of posts from Erik's [http://erikrhodes.tumblr.com Tumblr]. Beware: shitty [[hipster]] music is on autoplay if you go to the site. | ||
{{quote|Basically all i had to do was supply my blood. He would cook us both up a shot and he’d administer mine first, but right before giving me a shot big enough to stop my heart, he pull the needle out after filling it up with my blood… then he would inject it into himself… I guess if my eyes weren’t rolling in the back of my head, i would possibly think it was too over the top. But it seemed very normal…|[http://erikrhodes.tumblr.com/post/5786754515/tell-us-about-your-latest-bender Source]}} | {{quote|Basically all i had to do was supply my blood. He would cook us both up a shot and he’d administer mine first, but right before giving me a shot big enough to stop my heart, he pull the needle out after filling it up with my blood… then he would inject it into himself… I guess if my eyes weren’t rolling in the back of my head, i would possibly think it was too over the top. But it seemed very normal…|[http://erikrhodes.tumblr.com/post/5786754515/tell-us-about-your-latest-bender Source]}} | ||
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[[Image:Afterpartyerikrhodes.jpg|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, mega slut.]] | [[Image:Afterpartyerikrhodes.jpg|thumb|right|Erik Rhodes, mega slut.]] | ||
Rhodes used to get fucked by fashion designer Marc Jacobs, you know, the guy whose shit you have to buy for your girlfriend to get her to put out. Rhodes [http://www.towleroad.com/2008/02/porn-actor-erik.html denied involvement]. The rest of Rhodes' personal life | Rhodes used to get fucked by fashion designer Marc Jacobs, you know, the guy whose shit you have to buy for your girlfriend to get her to put out. Rhodes [http://www.towleroad.com/2008/02/porn-actor-erik.html denied involvement]. The rest of Rhodes' personal life was rather forgettable, but consisted of blacking out and getting arrested for roid-raging, nearly overdosing on the daily, making gay porn, and writing about it on Tumblr. | ||
==[[Death]]== | |||
On June 14, 2012, Rhodes died of a heart attack caused by complications of steroid use and [[AIDS|super AIDS]]. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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* [[Depression]] | * [[Depression]] | ||
* [[90 Day Jane]] | * [[90 Day Jane]] | ||
==External Links== | |||
[http://www.facebook.com/pages/In-Memoriam-James-Naughtin/345753005493533 Facebook memorial] | |||
{{gayporn}} | {{gayporn}} | ||
Latest revision as of 21:30, 22 February 2015
Erik Rhodes (real name James Elliott Naughtin) was what happens when you give a homosexual some GHB, LSD, HGH, HIV, and every other acronym under the sun. The resulting creation resembled a cross between Frankenstein's monster and the Hulk with a ridiculous Jersey Shore spray tan. When not getting assfucked on camera for money, Erik took to the needle to escape his life as the guy everyone stares at, then he got on Tumblr to express his deep depression and creative thoughts. Erik's life centered around not going to the gym but shooting enough roids to make Jeremy Jackson cringe, and doing more drugs in a day than Amy Winehouse did after her career began to tank. Erik relishes his hatemail, and has accepted his role as life's lulzcow.
Tumblr activity
Erik's favorite pastime in the whole wide world was to write about how much he hated his life and wanted to end it. His second favorite pastime was injecting himself with jenkem, among other things. He made a hobby of discussing his suicide, and had even supported others who decide to venture down an heroic path. Here are a few samples of posts from Erik's Tumblr. Beware: shitty hipster music is on autoplay if you go to the site.
Personal life
Rhodes used to get fucked by fashion designer Marc Jacobs, you know, the guy whose shit you have to buy for your girlfriend to get her to put out. Rhodes denied involvement. The rest of Rhodes' personal life was rather forgettable, but consisted of blacking out and getting arrested for roid-raging, nearly overdosing on the daily, making gay porn, and writing about it on Tumblr.
Death
On June 14, 2012, Rhodes died of a heart attack caused by complications of steroid use and super AIDS.
See also
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