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''Note: this is an article about an [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Joeker user page]. To leave this user a message, please visit [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Joeker User_Talk:Joeker].''
''Note: this is an article about a former [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Joeker user page].''


<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Im_kind_of_a_big_deal.jpg [[Image:180px-Im_kind_of_a_big_deal.jpg|Anyone for a lollercoaster?]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Im_kind_of_a_big_deal.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>Anyone for a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lollercoaster lollercoaster]?</div></div></div><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Jamethemo.jpg [[Image:180px-Jamethemo.jpg|OH MY GOD - BUTTHURT!!]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Jamethemo.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>OH MY GOD - BUTTHURT!!</div></div></div>
[[image:Im kind of a big deal.jpg|thumb|Anyone for a lollercoaster?]]
[[image:Jamethemo.jpg|thumb|OH MY GOD - BUTTHURT!!!]]


'''Joeker''' is a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo emo] [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faggot faggot] who goes by the name of Joe Skipsey. With a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Batshit batshit] name like that he has to be [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gay a homo!]. Much [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Drama drama] occurs on his blog where he has been [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] by [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Phil%27s_World Phil's World] and by it's owner Timelord. He appears to be an [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/E-lawyer E-lawyer] claiming to have been [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stalker stalked], [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Harassment harassed], threatened and had [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alcohol turpentine] put in his milk. [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rumour Rumour] has it he is trying to find love with [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ann_Coulter Ann Coulter] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chyna Chyna], and created the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Phil%27s_World Phil's World] article on ED as a part of his [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wikiwarfare wikiwar]. He also has the hots for [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tom_Cruise Tom Cruise] because of an interest in [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Scientology Scientology] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ohbutyouwillpet being a shit parent].
'''Joeker''' is a [[Butthurt|butthurt]] [[Emo|emo]] [[Faggot|faggot]] who goes by the name of Joe Skipsey. With a [[Insane|batshit]] name like that he has to be [[Homosexuality|a homo!]]. Much [[Drama|drama]] has occurred on his blog where he has been [[Butthurt|butthurt]] by ''Phil's World'' and by it's owner Timelord. He appears to be an [[E-lawyer]] claiming to have been [[Internet stalking|stalked]], [[Harassment|harassed]], threatened and had [[Alcohol|turpentine]] put in his milk. [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rumour Rumour] has it he is trying to find love with [[Ann_Coulter|Ann Coulter]] and [[Chyna]], and created the baleeted Phil's World article on the old ED as a part of his Wikiwar. He also has the hots for [[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] because of an interest in [[Scientology]] and [[Ohbutyouwillpet|being a shit parent]].


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{{quote|I am the blog owner, and what I say, goes.|Scientology and bad parenting at work}}
 
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>I am the blog owner, and what I say, goes.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�Scientology and bad parenting at work</cite></font>
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Titles of messages on his blog tell a great story for a soap opera.
Titles of messages on his blog tell a great story for a soap opera.
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# This blog is now closed until further notice
# This blog is now closed until further notice


Wow, we have [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Final_solution final solution], [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Harassment harassment], a biker gang, a nursery rhyme, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_Court legal action], and the only thing missing is a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wambulance waaaaambulance]<nowiki>! Oh did I mention freedom of speech? And </nowiki>[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business Serious Business]? And [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about Shit nobody cares about]? And.....[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TL%3BDR TL;DR]<nowiki>! </nowiki>
Wow, we have [[Suicide|final solution]], [[Harassment|harassment]], a biker gang, a nursery rhyme, [[Internet_court|legal action]], and the only thing missing is a [[Waaaambulance|waaaaambulance]]! Oh did I mention freedom of speech? And [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]]? And [[Shit no one cares about|shit nobody cares about]]? And.....[[TL;DR]]!
 
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>This blog is officially going on hiatus. In other words, I'm putting it on hold indefinitely.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�Delete fucking everything!</cite></font>
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Joeker was [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] by a lot of [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous anonymous] identities hanging [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit shit] on him for being the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faggot faggot] he is.
 
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{{quote|This blog is officially going on hiatus. In other words, I'm putting it on hold indefinitely.|[[Delete_fucking_everything|Delete fucking everything!]]}}
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>More may be coming to this post in the future, and changes may be made. Nothing here is finalised. If you wish to discuss the material in this, you may post in the comments.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�The drama is yet to end</cite></font>
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Joeker was [[Butthurt|butthurt]] by a lot of [[Anonymous|anonymous]] identities hanging [[Shit|shit]] on him for being the [[Faggot|faggot]] he is.


Oodles of [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Usi self importance], [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitting_bricks shitting bricks] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unrealistic_Expectations demands of solitude] over any comments that were made - even more [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt]<nowiki>! He's fucking </nowiki>[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gay gay] but he fears butthurt? We must be talking [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/13_year_old_boy 13 year old boy] here. And he writes poems!
{{quote|More may be coming to this post in the future, and changes may be made. Nothing here is finalised. If you wish to discuss the material in this, you may post in the comments.|The drama is yet to end}}


On the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asspie Asspie] forum, ''[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Aspies_for_Freedom Aspies for Freedom]'' (a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie haven] for [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asspie Asspie]'s) he expressed his [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] for being [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Raped raped] on [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Phil%27s_World Phil's World].
Oodles of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self importance]], [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]] and [[Unrealistic expectations|demands of solitude]] over any comments that were made - even more [[Butthurt|butthurt]]! He's fucking [[Homosexuality|gay]] but he fears butthurt? We must be talking [[13-year-old boy|13 year old boy]] here. And he writes poems!


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On the [[Asperger's Syndrome|Asspie]] forum, ''[[Aspies for Freedom]]'' (a [[Liar|haven]] for [[Asperger's Syndrome|Asspie's]]) he expressed his [[Butthurt|butthurt]] for being [[Rape|raped]] on Phil's World.


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{{quote|Afraid of what your Wiki members might think if they saw the facts?|[[E-lawyer]] in action}}
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>Afraid of what your Wiki members might think if they saw the facts?</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/E-lawyer E-lawyer] in action</cite></font>
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{{quote|I have some postage requiring mailing. We'll see how you fare with your petty grasp on my intellectual property before the courts.|[[E-lawyer]] in action again}}


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He suffered more [[Butthurt|butthurt]] when he was [[Banned|banned]] from this forum for two days. But when he returned he kept up the [[Faggot|faggotry]].
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>I have some postage requiring mailing. We'll see how you fare with your petty grasp on my intellectual property before the courts.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�E-lawyer in action again</cite></font>
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{{quote|I would thank Timelord to cease doing what I have had a temporary ban over.|[[Butthurt|BUTTHURT!!]]}}


He suffered more [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] when he was [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Banhammer banned] from this forum for two days. But when he returned he kept up the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faggotry faggotry].
And he was banned again until [[Last_Thursday|last Thursday]].


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[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Dracula Dracula] tried to run him out of the old ED for bringing the [[Butthurt|butthurt]] there but both were put on notice. This article is a likely target for [[BLANKING_IN_PROGRESS|blanking]] so watch out for the [[Faggot|faggot]] and his sockpuppets!


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== Joeker's Words of Wisdom ==
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>I would thank Timelord to cease doing what I have had a temporary ban over.</big></big><br />''
|Criminal law here in Canada looks very promising.|Oh rolly, E-Lawyer?
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|If someone is posting anonymously to protect themselves, that's fine.|Except the ones that shit on him!
|-
|Brainiac, Borusa, whatever name you're going by, stop baiting me.|"I can't take being trolled!!"
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|At least I have the decency not to use my friends, and then toss them away once they've outlived their usefulness.|More USI!
<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�BUTTHURT!!</cite></font>
|It's all black and white, yes or no, give no quarter, fair game bullshit.|Hello, Michael Jackson? Got another naive kid for ya!
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|And I can only assume it's a result of his highly publicised "aspie war" against me.|Anyone heard of this war in the media? USI!
 
|And with pretentious snots like you and yet more other people still acting on Phil's behalf, he's still swinging away.|Paranoid of Anonymous
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|If you had cared to notice, this blog went inactive back in late FEBRUARY.|USI
 
|As such, you have no credibility, no honesty, no dignity, and are of no consequence, since you're nothing but scum.|Faggot alert!
And he was banned again until [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Last_Thursday last Thursday].
|With comments like these, you really show that you're in no way respectable, in the least amount.|He don't know em vewy well do he?
 
|Go away. Continue if you want, but you'll just be wasting your time as your comments hit the bin.|PROFIT!!!!!
[http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Dracula Dracula] tried to run him out of ED for bringing the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] here but both are on notice now. This article is a likely target for [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BLANKING_IN_PROGRESS blanking] so watch out for the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faggot faggot] and his sockpuppets!
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Joeker's Words of Wisdom </span> ==
 
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>Criminal law here in Canada looks very promising.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�Oh rolly, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/E-lawyer E-Lawyer]?</cite></font>
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>If someone is posting anonymously to protect themselves, that's fine.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�Except the ones that [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit shit] on him!</cite></font>
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>Brainiac, Borusa, whatever name you're going by, stop baiting me.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�"I can't take being trolled!!"</cite></font>
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>At least I have the decency not to use my friends, and then toss them away once they've outlived their usefulness.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�More [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/USI USI]<nowiki>!</nowiki></cite></font>
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>It's all black and white, yes or no, give no quarter, fair game bullshit.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�Hello, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_Jackson Michael Jackson]? Got another naive kid for ya!</cite></font>
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>And I can only assume it's a result of his highly publicised "aspie war" against me.</big></big><br />''
| style="overflow: hidden; text-align: right" valign="bottom" | '''<font face="serif"><font size="3.6em"><font color="silver"> �<br /><span style="line-height: 0.55em"> </span></font></font></font>'''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>And with pretentious snots like you and yet more other people still acting on Phil's behalf, he's still swinging away.</big></big><br />''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>If you had cared to notice, this blog went inactive back in late FEBRUARY.</big></big><br />''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>As such, you have no credibility, no honesty, no dignity, and are of no consequence, since you're nothing but scum.</big></big><br />''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>With comments like these, you really show that you're in no way respectable, in the least amount.</big></big><br />''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''<br /><big><big>Go away. Continue if you want, but you'll just be wasting your time as your comments hit the bin.</big></big><br />''
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<font size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">�PROFIT!!!!!</cite></font>
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Ways to Troll Joeker </span> ==
== Ways to Troll Joeker ==


* Mention an Aspie War and tell him it's over
* Mention an Aspie War and tell him it's over
* Question his centrism
* Question his centrism
* Remind him he lives in British Columbia
* Remind him he lives in British Columbia
* Watch him blame [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Phil%27s_World Phil's World]
* Watch him blame Phil's World
* Add [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt butthurt] notice
* Add [[Butthurt|butthurt]] notice
 
== <span class="mw-headline"> On the Internets </span> ==
 
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://blogofmanytrades.blogspot.com/ His main blog] [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Final_Solution About to close]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://joeskipsey.deviantart.com/ Poems and a bit more drama?]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=6105 His current Aspies for Freedom account profile]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=5003 His former Aspies for Freedom account that was banhammered]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums-profile-viewprofile-u-13011.html His Wrong Planet profile]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://philsworld.wiki-site.com/index.php/User:Joeker His Phil's World user page]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Skipsey/603387564# His Facebook public profile]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=10030 One example of poetry]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090624023729/http://joeskipsey.deviantart.com/art/Of-Shooters-and-Schools-53886930 Another example at the top]


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== On the Internets ==


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* [http://blogofmanytrades.blogspot.com/ His main blog] [[Suicide|About to close?]]
* {{dauser|joeskipsey|Poems and a bit more drama?}}
* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=6105 His current Aspies for Freedom account profile]
* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=5003 His former Aspies for Freedom account that was banhammered]
* [http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums-profile-viewprofile-u-13011.html His Wrong Planet profile]
* {{fbid|603387564|His public Facebook profile}}
* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=10030 One example of poetry]
* [http://joeskipsey.deviantart.com/art/Of-Shooters-and-Schools-53886930 Another example at the top]


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Latest revision as of 17:46, 21 May 2015

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopædia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page.

Anyone for a lollercoaster?
OH MY GOD - BUTTHURT!!!

Joeker is a butthurt emo faggot who goes by the name of Joe Skipsey. With a batshit name like that he has to be a homo!. Much drama has occurred on his blog where he has been butthurt by Phil's World and by it's owner Timelord. He appears to be an E-lawyer claiming to have been stalked, harassed, threatened and had turpentine put in his milk. Rumour has it he is trying to find love with Ann Coulter and Chyna, and created the baleeted Phil's World article on the old ED as a part of his Wikiwar. He also has the hots for Tom Cruise because of an interest in Scientology and being a shit parent.

   
“ 		 
I am the blog owner, and what I say, goes.
  		„
  		 

—Scientology and bad parenting at work

Titles of messages on his blog tell a great story for a soap opera.

  1. Blog of Many Trades: Closed. New Blog opening shortly.
  2. Official Hiatus
  3. Final Statement from Timelord
  4. There Goes The Neighborhood
  5. Harassment
  6. ...
  7. Biker Gang: Pathetic Scumbag
  8. WTF?
  9. A Farce?
  10. Liar, Criminal, and Aspie.
  11. Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star
  12. Comment Moderation
  13. This blog is now closed until further notice

Wow, we have final solution, harassment, a biker gang, a nursery rhyme, legal action, and the only thing missing is a waaaaambulance! Oh did I mention freedom of speech? And serious business? And shit nobody cares about? And.....TL;DR!

   
“ 		 
This blog is officially going on hiatus. In other words, I'm putting it on hold indefinitely.
  		„
  		 

—Delete fucking everything!

Joeker was butthurt by a lot of anonymous identities hanging shit on him for being the faggot he is.

   
“ 		 
More may be coming to this post in the future, and changes may be made. Nothing here is finalised. If you wish to discuss the material in this, you may post in the comments.
  		„
  		 

—The drama is yet to end

Oodles of self importance, shitting bricks and demands of solitude over any comments that were made - even more butthurt! He's fucking gay but he fears butthurt? We must be talking 13 year old boy here. And he writes poems!

On the Asspie forum, Aspies for Freedom (a haven for Asspie's) he expressed his butthurt for being raped on Phil's World.

   
“ 		 
Afraid of what your Wiki members might think if they saw the facts?
  		„
  		 

—E-lawyer in action

   
“ 		 
I have some postage requiring mailing. We'll see how you fare with your petty grasp on my intellectual property before the courts.
  		„
  		 

—E-lawyer in action again

He suffered more butthurt when he was banned from this forum for two days. But when he returned he kept up the faggotry.

   
“ 		 
I would thank Timelord to cease doing what I have had a temporary ban over.
  		„
  		 

—BUTTHURT!!

And he was banned again until last Thursday.

Dracula tried to run him out of the old ED for bringing the butthurt there but both were put on notice. This article is a likely target for blanking so watch out for the faggot and his sockpuppets!

Joeker's Words of Wisdom

   
“ 		 
Criminal law here in Canada looks very promising.
  		„
  		 

—Oh rolly, E-Lawyer?

   
“ 		 
If someone is posting anonymously to protect themselves, that's fine.
  		„
  		 

—Except the ones that shit on him!

   
“ 		 
Brainiac, Borusa, whatever name you're going by, stop baiting me.
  		„
  		 

—"I can't take being trolled!!"

   
“ 		 
At least I have the decency not to use my friends, and then toss them away once they've outlived their usefulness.
  		„
  		 

—More USI!

   
“ 		 
It's all black and white, yes or no, give no quarter, fair game bullshit.
  		„
  		 

—Hello, Michael Jackson? Got another naive kid for ya!

   
“ 		 
And I can only assume it's a result of his highly publicised "aspie war" against me.
  		„
  		 

—Anyone heard of this war in the media? USI!

   
“ 		 
And with pretentious snots like you and yet more other people still acting on Phil's behalf, he's still swinging away.
  		„
  		 

—Paranoid of Anonymous

   
“ 		 
If you had cared to notice, this blog went inactive back in late FEBRUARY.
  		„
  		 

—USI

   
“ 		 
As such, you have no credibility, no honesty, no dignity, and are of no consequence, since you're nothing but scum.
  		„
  		 

—Faggot alert!

   
“ 		 
With comments like these, you really show that you're in no way respectable, in the least amount.
  		„
  		 

—He don't know em vewy well do he?

   
“ 		 
Go away. Continue if you want, but you'll just be wasting your time as your comments hit the bin.
  		„
  		 

—PROFIT!!!!!

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Ways to Troll Joeker

  • Mention an Aspie War and tell him it's over
  • Question his centrism
  • Remind him he lives in British Columbia
  • Watch him blame Phil's World
  • Add butthurt notice

On the Internets


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