Ron Perlman

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Ronald Perlman, professional fucking ugly person.

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The inbred himself.

Ron Perlman^✡—not to be confused with the dead Jew in O.J. Simpson's back yard—is a 75-year-old Americunt actor and voice actor who is most well known for playing Hellboy, being the narrator for the Fallout series of video games and for being a grotesquely deformed mutant who looks like Meatloaf after getting his jaw dislocated in a bar fight and then getting stung in the face by a swarm of Africanized bees. In late 2016, Perlman contracted a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has led to a steady decline in his cognitive functions and has rendered him an incoherently babbling Twitter fuckmonkey who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.

Perlman is also notable for being one of the few Hollywood celebrities to take a dramatic stand against sexual predator Harvey Weinstein prior to the emergence of the #MeToo movement – not by going to the police like any normal human being would, but by pissing all over his own fucking hand before offering Weinstein a friendly handshake. Little did Ron know that Weinstein's hands were already covered in levels of filth that went far beyond mere urine.

	“	War... war never changes.	„
	—The only cool thing Ron's ever done

	“	War has changed.	„
	—Old Snake, proving Ron wrong

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Pissfinger

	“	Did I ever tell ya about when Harvey Weinstein told me to make sure I shook his hand at a charity event, so I stopped in the mens room and pissed all over my hand, then went straight up to him on the receiving line? I think about that every time lil donnie opens up his KFC.	„
	—Ron Perlman, on being just as disgusting as he looks (archive)

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Post-Trump Sanity Deprivation (PTSD)

	“	Been listening to the audio from the detention camps of little kids pleading, begging, panicked...I can’t stop crying.	„
	—Ron, being a gullible pussy (archive)

	“	Yo,little donnie, is that what you want?To see a grown man cry? Is that how you get off?Does that get you hard? Cuz only somebody that sexually depraved could listen to those tapes and defend the action that inspired it. You happy now?	„
	—Ron, being insane (archive)

“   I feel weak. I feel nauseous. I feel impotent. I feel betrayed. I feel alone. I feel terrible.   „     —Ronnie, on being impotent (archive)     “   FUCK RESISTANCE! WE WHO REJECT TRUMP, A TRAITOR, WE ARE THE PRESERVORS [sic]!   „     —Ron Perlman (archive)     “   We’ve seen what happens when white muthafuckas choose their leaders.   „     —Ron Perlman, being racist (archive) Previous Quote | Next Quote

See Also

• The Resistance
• Fallout
• Perl
• Man
• Bestiality - What Ron is an obvious product of.

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