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Ron Perlman
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Ron Perlman✡—not to be confused with the dead Jew in O.J. Simpson's back yard—is a 74-year-old Americunt actor and voice actor who is most well known for playing Hellboy, being the narrator for the Fallout series of video games and for being a grotesquely deformed mutant who looks like Meatloaf after getting his jaw dislocated in a bar fight and then getting stung in the face by a swarm of Africanized bees. In late 2016, Perlman contracted a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has led to a steady decline in his cognitive functions and has rendered him an incoherently babbling Twitter fuckmonkey who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
Perlman is also notable for being one of the few Hollywood celebrities to take a dramatic stand against sexual predator Harvey Weinstein prior to the emergence of the #MeToo movement – not by going to the police like any normal human being would, but by pissing all over his own fucking hand before offering Weinstein a friendly handshake. Little did Ron know that Weinstein's hands were already covered in levels of filth that went far beyond mere urine.
—The only cool thing Ron's ever done |
—Old Snake, proving Ron wrong |
Pissfinger
—Ron Perlman, on being just as disgusting as he looks (archive) |
Post-Trump Sanity Deprivation (PTSD)
See Also
- The Resistance
- Fallout
- Perl
- Man
- Bestiality - What Ron is an obvious product of.
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