Maniacs Murder Cult
Maniacs Murder Cult (Russkie: Маньяки: культ убийства, lit. "Maniacs: Cult of Murder") is an ultra edgy Slavic white supremacist organization that was founded in 2017 by a Ukrainian Neo-Nazi named Yegor Krasnov, thus undermining the Lame Stream Media's narrative that Ukraine is totally not filled with Nazis. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in terrorism, murder, the posting of soyjaks and coming up with extremely fucking retarded plots to murder Jewish children in the United States.
In 2024, the FBI arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named Commander Butcher, whom they identified as a "Georgian national" since they apparently forgot that Georgia is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in New York by getting some random guy to dress up as Santa Claus and hand out poisoned candy to little Jewish kids on New Years Eve. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of Christmas or Halloween within them.
Early Days
In 2017, Yegor Krasnov卐 a.k.a. Maniac, a young Ukrainian Neo-Nazi skinhead living in Dnepropetrovsk, created a Telegram channel called М.К.У. Чат in order to hang out with his homosexual friends and talk about how much they all hate Jews and minorities and love the cock.
—Butcher, demonstrating what М.К.У. Чат was like | ||
In 2019, members of MKU Chat decided to emulate their local heroes, the legendary Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, and began circulating videos of themselves beating the shit out of homeless people and camelfuckers on their Telegram channel. Among those attacked was a Syrian rapefugee named Al Massalmeh Mrshed, who ended up spending over two months in the hospital.
Yegor himself was eventually arrested after plotting to commit multiple terrorist attacks in Russia.
—Yegor, basically being the dork from Hatred |
Joining the Maniacs Murder Cult
Are you interested in joining the Maniacs Murder Cult? Fear not! All you need to do to join is videotape yourself murdering some people and then send it to some schmuck in Russia. The preferred format is obviously Betamax and, honestly, sending it to literally any address in Russia should work. Just remember that once you join, you can't unjoin.
—Commander Butcher, on how to join М.К.У. | ||
Commander Butcher's Second Shoah
By 2024 the new leader of the MMC was a kind young Georgian national named Michail Chkhikvishvili (a.k.a. Commander Butcher, human666grinder, projectmurder88 and Братство Каина). Unlike Yegor before him, Michail Choksondik is an active humanitarian and philanthropist who can often be found volunteering his time to helping his Jewish neighbors.
—Commander Butcher, engaging in community service | ||
Lol just kidding. Commander Bitcher is actually an edgy nihilist Satanist piece of shit who believes that bragging about murder makes him cool.
—Hater's Handbook, 3rd Edition |
Butcher immediately went to work trying to upstage Yegor in the retard department by plotting a terrorist attack so incredibly stupid that it makes Wyyzrd look like the leader of MENSA.
What was this brilliant plan, you ask? To attack The United States of America, of course!
—DEATH TO AMERICA! | ||
And what is the best way to attack America, you ask? To kill some Jews and children, of course!
And what's even better than killing Jews and children, you ask? To kill some Jewish children, of course!
And what's the best way to kill Jewish children, you ask?
But Michail Chuchurocket was not that smart. He was not that smart at all. Instead of simply placing pocket change in a bear trap, he came up with a plan so retarded that it truly has to be read in its full glory to be appreciated.
The Poor Dumbass' James Bond
The Slight Fever Dream Before Chanukah
No, you did not read the previous section wrong. Commander Dumbass actually suggested that the best way to commit mass murder against JEWISH children in America would be to dress up as Santa Claus on New Year's Eve and hand out poisoned candy. Fucking srsly.
Unfortunately for Commando Butch, the person he sent these amazing plans to was actually an undercover FBI agent who was undoubtedly laughing his ass off at how fucking stupid this plan was. The FBI later attempted to redact the username nastrond.666 from the chatlogs, but failed as they didn't understand that placing a black box over the text in a PDF doesn't actually remove the text from the PDF. Considering the circumstances, it's quite likely that nastrond.666 was the FBI informant that Bitcher was attempting to get to carry out his evil master plan.
Quotes
—human666grinder | ||
—human666grinder |
Eterssa
Eterssa was a Ukrainian grooming MKY splinter group with ties to 764 and the Ukrainian glows, Ukraine would end up funding them so they could groom kids into doing attacks on Russian lands , the group was owned by a Dagestani named Flester卐, Flester would, well obviously groom people, and he even made a step by step tutorial on how to commit a school shooting for kids. The group was also a swatting group, they would swat schools, houses, etc, grooming people not just from Russia but from the USA, Germany, and Italy, they have been connected to a few car arsons in those countries including Russia. They also claimed responsibility for the San diego shooting.
Watch as the faggot gets arrested!
Connection to MKY and other attackers
Flester was really into 764 and MKY, going as far as to make the Eterssa grooming operation for them, Funnily enough, the group lost a shit ton of money funding failed attacks, the only attack that would come even slightly successful is when a Rusfag burnt down 7 cars in a row on livestream for Eterresa, here is a list of said failed attacks;
- Yaroslav Ovsiuk - On 2024, some nigga who cosplayed Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni failed to shoot up his school. Eterssa wasted a shit ton of money trying to fund his attack
- Unnamed kids - On December 2025, 2 niggas failed to attack their school, Eterssa funded their "attack" and lost 2350 bucks.
- Unnamed Kid - On January 28 2026, yet another Siege mask larper kid got fedded, causing the group to lose 10k bucks LULZ.
- Unnamed kid - The same siege mask larper who burnt down 7 cars for Flester, sent Timofey Kulyamov gifts on Telegram, Flester also wasted a shit ton of money on him.
- Goon - Swede who got sentenced to 1 year and 6 months for being in the group.
- Stalk - Co-Owner of Eterssa, swatted a few schools.
- SluttyGoonerBoy/Sluat - Some Swede 15-year-old who commited arson on a car
- 30+ kids - Kids that were fedded along with flester when he was taken down.
Members List
- Andrey Smagin
- Flester
- Inna Belesikova
- Michail Chkhikvishvili
- Matvey Shpagin
- Nino Luciano
- Yegor Krasnov
See Also
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Maniacs Murder Cult | Succeeded by Ljupco Steriev |