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George Takei
George Hosato Takei (pronounced: teh-gay) is a Japanese-Americunt actor who is most well known for playing the role of Hikaru Sulu in Star Wars, having bit roles on Family Guy, being a paedophilic Azn poofter and getting sent to a literal concentration camp back in the 1940s because crippled retard President FDR couldn't tell 5-year-old George and his famiry apart from the Japs who bombed Pearl Harbor.
After remaining completely irrelevant for half a century, George made his big comeback in 2016 when he began to go completely batshit insane on Twitter over the election of U.S. President Donald J. Trump – a man that George believes is an anti-gay, racist, authoritarian dictator... which is incredibly funny considering that Trump has actually had the restraint to not send George straight back to good ol' USAuschwitz.
Following the rise of the Me Too movement in late 2017 and after spending nearly a year peddling conspiracy theories about "Russian hackers" and constantly accusing the president of being a sexual abuser, George finally got his well-deserved comeuppance when it was revealed that he had sexually assaulted a young twink named Scott R. Brunton in the 1980s. After being exposed as a sick fuck, George immediately attempted damage control by hilariously claiming that "Russian bots" had somehow forced Brunton to make up the sexual assault claims in an attempt to silence him for constantly speaking out against Trump and Putin.
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