Dev-catscratch

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Longtime readers of ED will know that people with autism who act like total retards both online and offline are ripe with lulz for the picking. But today, we present to you what may be the most insanely autistic person you’ll ever have the misfortune of knowing about.

Dev-catscratch (Bryce Peter "Popped" Cherry) is a 33 year old manchild from Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. He is notable for having having high levels of autism and making Chris-Chan and ChristianU2ber look like sane and well-adjusted individuals. Dev-catscratch is hands down the creepiest and lulziest person from "The Land Down Under" since Rolf Harris.

Bryce came to DA in 1/17/2006 while looking for art of the obscure Nicktoon Catscratch, which is where part of his completely odd username comes from. What’s funny is that there’s only 8 pieces of Catscratch fanart in his DA gallery, as the majority of his fanart consist of kiddy shows you’d see in Nick. Jr, PBS, Cartoon Network and even Disney to a lesser extent. While it's not uncommon for autistics to have odd interests, Bryce's obsessions are extremely batshit insane, even by those standards. He takes it to astronomical levels that could basically span the fucking universe and beyond. Usually autistics are into shit like Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, Minecraft or other inane shit. Bryce's obsessions? Hoo boy...

Things that turn him on

Nickelodeon shows like Hey Arnold! and Wow, Wow Wubbzy!
PBS Shows like Arthur
Jazz Jackrabbit
Humongous Entertainment games such as Pajama Sam and Freddie the Fish
Bumpbows
Cartoon Network
Comic Sans
Autism awareness
Anti-smoking campaigns
Breast cancer awareness
Obesity awareness
Bumpbows and bumpbow parties
Bellybuttons
Breastfeeding
Diapers
Babies and baby cartoon characters
Technology
Human heads on animal bodies
inflation
vore
Sex dolls that look like children (He wants one of Helga from Hey, Arnold in particular)
Women who are not CEOs
Boycotting Israel
Chinese made products
Protesting Mitsubishi
Toilet Duck bottles
Electrical poles
Phones
Garibaldi Garlic Mettwurst
Pregnancy
My Little Pony
Littlest Pet Shop
Netflix’s Big Mouth and Bojack Horseman
KidsHealth website
Phone apps
Wanting kids to know where babies come from
Seeing boys peeing standing up
Flags in dog shit
Buttcracks
Porn magazines with cartoon characters

That’s just scratching the surface, though. He has a list of crazy obsessions like this and more dating back to his childhood which he posted himself. The list basically shows you where and how he not only developed these interests and he still hangs onto to them even to this day. It’s at a point where he basically finds something new to jack off to nearly every year.

Bryce’s gallery in a nutshell

He’s been on DA for the past 12 years making the most bizarre, nonsensical shit to ever grace this website. Much of the fanart generally consists of characters talking about things that are only interesting to Bryce, pictures of plushies talking about interests they never have because Bryce has them, half-assed attempts at raising awareness for causes that only he cares about, of him interacting with cartoon characters while having a creepy dead-eyed stare that appears on every piece of artwork involving him, and making stamps he uses for himself because they revolve around his fetishes. It should be noted that by his own admission he never watches any of these preschool shows, not that this stops him from making fetish fanart of them every chance he gets.

Most of the time he traces characters and uses them like a base, often not bothering to change expressions or poses. When he does a comic, he usually doesn't put speech bubbles in the proper order, making it hard to tell who speaks first. But the biggest flaw is the fact that he doesn’t have a theory of mind and assumes that people are into the same inbterests as him. He often makes pieces and expects people to make sense of what it is, not realizing that nobody can figure out his material.

We won’t cover every crazy-ass obsession he has, just the most notable.

Insanely Autistic Activism

Because autistic people want images like this to represent them

While on the surface he tries to raise awareness for various causes through the art he creates, in reality he needs an excuse to jack off the many and various fetishes he has and basically complains about petty things that don’t really affect him, but somehow does anyway.

For example, his idea for raising breast cancer awareness is to take pink cartoon characters (Or characters who wear that color) and sticking the pink ribbon logo on them, saying they support cures for breast cancer. He does something similar with the color blue for autism awareness, but also insists on stupid crap like autism compatibility statements, a website called autism.gov and various other organizations to cater to autistic people, never mind the fact that people have a general idea of what autistic people and they have various ways of educating themselves on the net anyway. He even made a video on Autism Awareness Day saying that him and other autistics like him “Require sensitivity and understanding, especially online”, which is basically his way of saying “I have autism, please love and pity me and others like me!”

The ultimate proof that he should NEVER be trusted with your kids is the fact that he wants children's shows to show mothers breastfeeding kids, little boys standing up when they pee and kids wanting to know where babies come from (As in actually seeing the woman give birth to their young) as he thinks it's educational, realistic and natural. Yes, he is totally serious about these things.

Petty Protesting

Like nearly every autistic person, he complains about petty shit that doesn’t even matter and expects the world to cater to his whims. He uses "I'm Luggin It" pictures to educate the public about the evil known as McDonald's and demanding that they retire Ronald McDonald, not knowing that if one eats responsibly and exercises they won't be lugging it. He also wants to remake "Super Size Me" with cartoon characters to educate kids. Don’t be fooled, he has a fetish for fat people (And we’ll get to that in a second). look at his favorites if you don’t believe us. Ironically, Bryce could stand to shed some pounds himself.

Bryce also has a huge grudge against the AD Council regarding their use of how PSAs are delivered outside of the USA as well as wasteful spending, partially because their CEO is female. No joke, he hates how if the CEOs for male or female aren’t 50/50, he insists on people boycotting the company, if the company is female-centric like Avon. Though Bryce specifically focuses on companies with more females than males, never the other way around. even calls him out for this.

Where he really gets overboard is his protests regarding Israel. Deviantart was purchased by Israeli company Wix in late 2016 and he tells people to send letters to the companies involved so Deviantart can be purchased by a non-Israeli company. Bryce also blames Hyundai because their construction vehicles are being used to demolish Palestinian homes and are supposedly violating human rights and they chose to do nothing about it. And yet he still uses their vehicles in his artwork.

Nickelodeon Fanboyism

As you can no doubt tell from his DA gallery, he basically is a fan of Nickelodeon. His way of promoting it is ripping off of Marlboro’s “Don’t be a Maybe, Be Marlboro” ad campaign and comes up with “Be Nickelodeon. His point of making the campaign is wanting the network in every satellite and cable package, saying that not including them make them “maybes” (Whatever the fuck that means). Also adding onto this are adding more cartoons even from video game franchises that aren’t Nick related, passing notes to hotels thanking them for making Nickelodeon available to their guests, and spamming “Be Nickelodeon” ads everywhere.

That being said he’s also critical of the network for petty reasons. Years ago, he came with an insane Conspiracy Theory about how Nickelodeon was planning to hide in the Netherlands and calling themselves a Nickelodeon B.V. company due to their asbestos liabilities.

Bryce the ABDL

Bryce is really into babies, diapers and cartoon characters wearing them. He got this from doing a consumer group choice of all things and started subjecting many of his favorite cartoon characters into diapers. You’d think this would stop there, but he also insists on characters who aren’t babies preferring certain diaper brands over others. even started a campaign where he wants Luvs to be sold in Australia. No doubt because he wants to wear a pair for himself and relive his childhood like other degenerate infantalists.

Bryce is Luggin It

This served as the basis for him “raising obesity awareness.” I’m Luggin it consists of an giant fatass in a wheelbarrow that Bryce found on a forum years ago. His hyper-autistic mind latched onto it like a leech and actually churned out at least one of these pics a week for a few years. His biggest mission is trying to find the person who made this image and asking him questions, which is basically impossible because for all he knows, anyone could’ve made a crappy image macro.

Garibaldi mettwurst food poisoning

Given that he grew up on Nickelodeon, it’s not surprising that he’d embrace the grossout humor popularized by Ren and Stimpy. In true fashion, he sometimes makes terrible stories with this theme without understanding how to use it well.

For example, his Garibaldi garlic mettwurst stories. After reading this story in a newspaper years ago, he had the bright idea to make cartoon characters (usually kids) get sick from eating this brand of mettwurst with very disgusting descriptions. Here’s one where Gumball gets sick from eating it.

	“	One night, Gumball was hungry, so he went to the fridge and ate a new 750g stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst which has not been opened previously. The following day at school, he developed diarrohea (mid-way through a class) which the smell became particularly offensive by the next morning, and had a convulsion during a lunch break on the same day he developed diarrohea at school which he was sent to a clinic for diagnosis and was prescribed anti-convulsant medication. One day later, he started vomiting in the afternoon, and the following night, blood was seen in the vomit and faeces; so his parents sent him to hospital in the middle of the night, which made a diagnosis of HUS and he underwent dialysis for 14 days along with requiring two blood transfusions, and at least three convulsions occured during this period. Apart from requiring anti-convulsant medication for about two weeks after his discharge from hospital, he has made a good recovery.	„

Mommy Widget

Since he’s obsessed with pregnancy, he draws characters getting pregnant and even breaking their water, even minors like Pajama Sam. But his most notable saga is having Widget from Wow Wow Wubbzy! become a mommy factory. Currently, he’s had her give birth to three abominations, her daughter Alicia and brother-sister twins Tyler and Sophie. The pictures he makes consist of Widget going through the various trials and tribulations that mothers face such as giant asses, people poking her popped navel, and underwater birth. She also teaches Alicia things she a little girl should know at that age yet such as watching animals give birth and where characters like mermaids and Care Bears go to the bathroom. It’s made more bizarre because Bryce says that she fell pregnant without a partner (i.e. artificial insemination), we strongly believe he raped Widget in the middle of the night and impregnated her with his insanely autistic sperm. If all else fails, we could put him on Maury for a paternity test.

The best gifts from mommy are belly buttons

He not only likes belly buttons, he LOVES them. Regular ones, people with genetic defects that have two of them, popped ones… Bryce really loves his belly buttons to the point that in his fanart, he sticks them on characters that normally shouldn’t have any like birds and lizards. Not only that, he insists that they be shown at all times and calls them “The cutest gift from their mother.” The funny thing is that Bryce never came up with that retarded phrase. He got it from some other comic on DA made by an inflationist and stole it from him, turning it into a forced meme.

Bryce the bumpbow fan

Here’s something he’s really infamous for. Bumpbows are stupid looking stickers that pregnant women place on popped belly buttons. Bryce decides to not only spam the living fuck out of them in his artwork by making cartoon characters wear them like all of his other fetishes, but he actually bought them and wore them himself. Not being satisfied with just wearing them, he wants them sold in adult shops, makes a crapload of custom bumpbow designs, and wants bumpbow parties where people wear them and show them off, as well as worn on certain holidays and special events. Other dumb ideas include drawing them as bumpbows placing them on babies with a substance to “protect their unhealed navels” and a Netflix original series. He’s so attached to this mundane product that simply typing in bumpbows on Google will guarantee you see his work from the first page onwards. He even posted a photo on their Facebook Page.

Speaking of bumpbow parties, he actually had one on his 31st birthday. And it is just as mind-bogglingly stupid as you think it is.

Toilet duck bottles as sex aids

We saved the most fucked up obsession for last. Like the Garibaldi Mettwurst nonsense, he read yet another story in a newspaper where a burglar high on LSD and Antihistamines used one as well as a vacuum as a sexual aid. He basically takes cartoon characters holding them and states in the description that they plan to shove them up their ass. Bryce even admits to doing this himself a few times for his own sexual pleasure.

His YouTube channel

Bryce has a YouTube channel which rarely updates, if at all. While not as fucked up as his DA page, it’s no less strange and lulzy. Most of the videos consist of him failing to master the art of maintaining eye contact while reading a script and it comes off like poor attempts at advertising. He rarely blinks, if at all and usually doesn't smile until the end of the video.

From the mind of an autistic manchild

Brags about making weekly fat fetish artwork

His laughable singing abilities (Possible Headphone warning)

Proof he never matured past 5 years old

I have autism, please love and pity me

Talks about his misfortunes against Kiwi Farms and wants a personal army

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Terrorism

In late 2007, Bryce decided to hijack 12 internet connections around his neighborhood, and made bomb threats to his school with children inside, his local airport and murder the editor of his local newspaper unless he was given $50,000. Despite getting charged and arrested for his crimes, he successfully used his autism as a “get out of jail free card.What do you expect from a country founded by convicts?

There’s also the fact that he threatened a woman named Melissa Evans to take down a petition where she asks the government to make child sex dolls illegal, else he be denied one of Helga from Hey Arnold. The threats he makes are more comical than serious though. When someone from Kiwi Farms asked him why, he said that he likes “cartoons and adults-only Nickelodeon products” and is offering a cash bounty to have her murdered.

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Bryce vs. Kiwi Farms

On 2/16/2016, Kiwi Farms found a potential goldmine in Bryce and started a thread on him. Many of the reactions from his various antics were priceless as they poked though his DA, YouTube and Facebook accounts. As a result, the trolling on his DA page became more frequent than normal, especially on the front page. He eventually made a journal where he whines about the trolls picking on an autistic person like him, and the journal got some attention. Just not the one he wants, though…

	“	Well darn it couldn't be from all the random stuff you post could it? All the things linking to references to children from small store racks to a child sized hummer arcade photo. As someone withOUT autism and from some on this comment thread who claim to have it we all seem to think that what you are doing is questionable, I mean you're older than I am and you have things that kindergarteners would post or be interested in. Can you not see why people would find that odd or suspect? If they are harassing you with obvious cursing and such that's one thing but comments like mine who aren't attacking you in anyway isn't trolling and I hope you have the intelligence to see that and not accuse me of something i'm obviously not doing. I've talked to infamous people here on dA who've been down the trolling road and some have managed to move on with their lives and discern criticism FROM trolling. MY message is pretty clear here, autism is not an excuse for not professionally handling situations. Even people with autism have to realize that in order to function well in society is to understand that society is not out to get you. You can just ignore the ones that are obviously trying to anger you.	„
	—Jaeger19Ultima

	“	uh,people don't hate you because of your mental diseases BUT because of your gross art.trust me.	„
	—c-innabun

	“	I have Asperger Syndrome, (now labeled as high functioning Autism), and I must say you're playing the 'Autism Card' rather poorly at the moment. People appear to be agitated over your fetish art, not your predicament.	„
	—JaredtheFox92

	“	I'm autistic and you using it as an excuse to post weird pedophilic fetish art is vile and disgusting. You don't get hated on because of your fucking autism and what you're receiving is NOT "hate speech". As an autistic person, you should have a thicker skin than this especially since you're supposedly older than me. I was bullied mercilessly in school because I had to take special needs classes. I was told that I deserved to be raped, killed, and have my body dumped in a ditch. I was bullied to the point where people would beat on me almost constantly and nobody did anything to help me. I had to deal with my pain by myself, I didn't expect special treatment from any fucking body. I don't want to be treated with sensitivity, and anyone who tries to treat me like I'm a fucking child will get punched in their face. Most autistic people don't want special treatment, they want to be treated just like everyone else and you're making it so much harder for them to be treated normally. You know right from wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. Don't lump me in with this "I want muh safe space" bullshit. You don't speak for all autistic people and you should stop doing that.	„
	—tinygh0st

	“	Please quit using autism as an excuse. It gives fellow autistic people a bad name that's very hard to clear. As someone with autism, I can't condone this behavior. You're getting bashed because of your art which is, from what I've seen, quite off. Autism is no excuse for crude behavior nor is it a scapegoat for when you need it. Autism is a mental illness that shouldn't be taken lightly, I agree, but it shouldn't be seen or used as a handicap either.	„
	—JokerTheCat

	“	Listen, buddy, where do you get ideas for all this stuff you call "art"? Like what others are saying, autism isn't an excuse. See, I'm autistic, too, but I'm only on the spectrum, meaning I may or may not be affected by it. Based on my behavior sometimes, my mom (even myself) thinks I'm affected, but just in a minor way. Even the doctors I've visited think that. I'm not affected that much and I don't make art like you do. Like I said, autism isn't an excuse for shty art. Now, I don't know where you get your "creative ideas", but it's not funny, f*ing pedo.	„
	—erihamster2

	“	before you whinge more: im autistic as well. the reason people don't like you is because you draw fetish art of children. That's the primary reason, I don't know how to put it any other way. You are a thirty year old man, somebody almost twice my age, drawing fetish art of minors. Though not strictly illegal since it's not quite porn, it's extremely immoral. Please don't use your autism as an excuse. It just adds a stigma to the rest of us, and I really don't like being seen as a paedophile.	„
	—axris

	“	Autism isn't an excuse to do weird crap. Besides, when you photoshop Squidward's head on a cat, your kinda asking for free hits. :/	„
	—A--C-Y-N-I-C-D-O-L-L

	“	So much people use autism as an excuse.. It's sad <__<	„
	—BunDearia

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Despite Bryce wanting to talk to them early on (Though some faggot may have been attempting to bait him to signing up an a account so he could be torn a new one), he instead decides to file a complaint form to try and shut the site down personally and succeeds. Unfortunately for him, the site came back about a day or two later under a new domain with everything intact and doxed himself in the process. Supposedly, he had help from someone. Nearly a year later, he makes a video about what happened between him and the Farms, and not only begs for a personal army to report the site, but uses someone’s suicide to gain sympathy points. The trolling hasn’t stopped since then, with more people coming to his gallery and basically mocking his understandably confusing work even to this day. He has yet to try and take down ED or /cow/, though if his attempt to take down the Farms is anything to go by, he’ll fail spectacularly, too.

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Things that trigger Bryce

The Ad Council
Female CEOs
The word “dude”
People being a “maybe”
Error Messages on HDTVs
Risperdal
Cyberbullying
Promotions on front loading washing machines
Ronald McDonald
Israel
Children eating their vegetables (He claims it’s toxic to children)
Nickelodeon shows not being offered on cable/satellite packages and streaming services
Kiwi Farms
People not understanding the “substance” of his artwork
People not catering to autistics like him
People not treating him with “sensitivity and understanding, especially online”
Not knowing the identity of the “I’m Luggin it” guy
Environmental groups
Harmony Day
Earth Hour
The 10% challenge
Melissa Evans
Donald Trump being president of America
This page should he happen to know about it
Nickelodeon’s “hazardous content”
Hyundai
Smoking
Luvs not being sold in Austrailia
Criticism
Males being victims of sexual assault not reported in the media