Battle for Dream Island

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Battle for Dream Island (a.k.a BFDI) is a shitty flash web-series on Youtube that rips off Total Drama Island and was created in 2010 by two bored pedophile rice niggers (Cary and Michael) in their free time. The plot for this show is almost nonexistent and makes no sense, It's about inanimate objects with limbs fighting for a luxury island. The show is known for having terrible voice acting, recycled assets, royalty free music, boring backgrounds and spawning the steaming pile of shit that are Object Shows. So far the show has had 4 seasons. The first season is the main one which introduces us to the almost nonexistent plot for the first 2 episodes and then the rest is all random characters moving around in lifeless backgrounds, The second season was going to be a revival of the show continuing from where the first season ended. This one actualy had a less shitty plot compared to the first one but then the creators decided to end it and make IDFB and BFB, the 2 other seasons of the show which have 0 effort put into them and are just filler to keep the fans' mouths shut and satisfied, Keep in mind that it took them 5 years to come up with these.

The Community

What the average objectcuck looks like

How your average BFDI fan will react if you say something negative about BFDI

No matter how much you refuse to believe it, this show actually has an active fanbase and it's as bad as you'd expect. Objectcucks are easy to spot as they usually have long-ass names, have BFDI style characters as their avatar and complain about everything.

Object Shows

As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an Object Show. Some notable Object Shows are:

Inanimate Insanity - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island. It was absolute dogshit until the second season, which is less shittier than the first due to it being better than the show it was inspired by.
BFDIA/IDFB/BFB - The other 3 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. (Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)
Challenge to Win - Another show that has the same old boring "Challenges for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using Scratch, a shitty website Objectcucks seem to love.
The Optical and The Illusions - The first Object show to be hardcore as fuck and curse. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
Shape World - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
Object Overload - Another generic show but the creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.

How to make your own Object Show

Step 1: Coming up with the plot: Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
Step 2: Characters: Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
Step 3: Animation: Who gives a shit about animation just make slideshows in powerpoint, little kids will still watch it.
Step 4: Voices: Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start talking then record all that and put it in your object show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fatass characters.

Object Show Cliches

Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
Character with no legs
Character with no arms
Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X"
Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
Show is about doing contests to win something
Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
Androgynous characters
The "nice guy" character
Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech)

Fanbase

This garbage has a fanbase and it consists mainly of 12 year old boys who use GoAnimate and fantasize about having sexual relationships with the characters in the show despite the fact that they think porn is the most disgusting thing ever. If you disrespect their opinions on the show being great they'll threaten to murder you and if you curse at them they'll give you warnings and eventually block you like fucking pussies (even though the show itself makes a middle finger joke in the first episode). Objectcucks can be spotted on Tumblr, GoAnimate Youtube videos and DeviantART where they'll beg you to draw their shitty unoriginal OCs that literally anyone could make or tell you that you should watch object shows and become part of their "Fandom". The deviantart and tumblr sides of the "fandom" aren't much different from other fandoms as they are attracted to drama in the same way flies are attracted to shit however these sides of the community are usually inhabited by pedophiles, roleplayers and greenyfags.

The creators themselves

Note: Liy is a character in the show who is a lightswitch, therefore this nigga wants to fuck a lightswitch

Try to find someone in there above the age of 10. YOU CAN'T!

Gofags love Object Shows

Typical objectcuck rant on Youtube

BFDI Vore Fetish

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Creator of Inanimate Insanity regrets making his show an "Object show"

Fan Content

Their fanart is as effortless as everything else they make and usually consists of recycled assets from the original show put together in Photoshop, these atrocities can easily be found in the deepest corner of DeviantART. Objectfags also make "Original Characters" sometimes, but honestly where the fuck is the Original in "Original Character" when it comes to Objectcucks, their characters are literally inanimate objects and anyone could make one.

Objectfags being Objectfags About missing Pics

Pen Island, no spaces all caps!
Don't actually wear these in public
There's people that have a fetish for numbers

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Object gore
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How to troll Objectcucks

Make a rant on BFDI or it's community
Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal
Tell them their community is full of underage chldren
Tell them Object shows are shit
Tell them BFDI is an effortless Total Drama ripoff
Tell them there are better flash cartoons
Call them Objectcucks
Curse at them
Show them any kind of porn or hentai
Tell them the Huang brothers are gay
Tell them the characters in BFDI are bland, unoriginal and stupid
Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows
Redirect them to this article