Joey Nigro

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.

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	“	UR NUTTT REEEL U DON'T EXIST!!!!!!	„

Joey Nigro is a 23-year-old exceptional animator, furry, asspie and overall just a bizarre oddity of a manchild living in Plattsburg, Missouri. Similar to Chris-chan in his later years, Joey has a squad of imaginary characters who he perceives as real, and constantly makes Goanimate videos including them on various topics, such as confronting his haters, being expelled for going to school bald and so on.

Joey Nigro in real life. He got fat from all those twinkies

The animation

Joey is unusually productive for a member of the furry community, as he puts out animations (to this day) at a somewhat consistent rate. These animations are almost always under a minute long, very poorly animated, and with zero background noise other than a TTS voice reading a line here or there. He makes animations on seemingly random topics such as "Proof that I'm not a nerd," "Battle for Dream Island Contestants as Humans," "Me killing my imposter" and so on. Many lulz can be had by simply shifting through his youtube channel.

The autism

What makes Joey a lolcow is his extreme USI coupled with the need to constantly address everything and everyone. He routinely creates message videos directed at various people. He will respond to any trolling in an extremely emotionally charged manner and will take everything completely seriously. One would think that someone can't be this dense - Joey proves all that wrong with his ten-second videos about how he doesn't have a boyfriend, doesn't have long straight hair, etc. His need to correct any kind of perceived misinformation about him, including completely mundane and boring things such as hair type and color, is what makes him a lolcow.

Haydurrz!

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If left to his own devices he will produce mediocre animations that are reminiscent of the work of other autistic artists. The funny thing about these is just how bad they are - as mentioned before most of them are mute leading to a lot of awkward silence, and the awful art and animation don't help.

View at your own risk

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External Links

JewTube
His supposed kid friendly JewTube channel
Twitter
https://joeynigrogames.weebly.com/ (his shitty website (that plays fucking music for some reason. You should totally not send him any messages using the contact part of his site))
https://discord.gg/8bbMspZaxb (invite to his discord server where you should not under any circumstances send some images from the offended page)
Email: [email protected]