Ice Poseidon

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Template:Ytuser2 (Paul Michael Joseph Denino^✡, b. Sep. 29, 1994; age 30), a.k.a Ice_Poseidon, or simply Ice, is an autistic Floridian shekel God, computer illiterate, weed smoker, pedophile, and current YouTube IRL livestreamer (or "lifestreamer", as he likes to refer to it as) who accurately looks like a llama disguised as a human and has a big fucking nose. He emigrated to YouTube full-time and moved to Los Angeles, California from Stuart, Florida, origins going way back to the site Twitch around late 2015 to early 2016 where he became semi-notable for having song requests turned on while playing RuneScape and initiating the lulz from viewers when people would play racist songs in order to get a hearty laugh out every now and then, and also to get him banned permanently; both being on purpose.

The latter did indeed work in their favor in late April 2017, as an anonymous foreigner allegedly from Sweden called in a bomb threat on the airplane that he was planning to board on, and now after this he stays on YouTube. Ice is most likely the first livestreamer to make a rather healthy living from doing dumb shit in real life that only a child (the type that he likes, by the way) would do. He makes money from it for having a personality that's "energetic". Even after moving to YouTube, he's been banned for a couple times due to his own stupidity and almost-diagnosed autism and ADHD by his doctor when he was a child. You would think that this idiot would learn from his mistakes following the act of being swatted on numerous occassions and immediately getting phone calls at a place that he's at the second he walks in the door, but having the delusions of grandeur by saying that your mind is 5 years more mature than everybody else due to experiencing some minor events in your life that a poor nigger from Somalia wouldn't even complain about hasn't showed that he's changed one bit from when he was getting racist songs raped in his ear almost every second.

Excuses

	“	Sorry about that guys, ehhhhhhhhh	„
	—At the start of every stream

Despite having a constant streaming schedule at the same time almost every day of the week, Ice regularly makes up excuses and sincerely apologizes for being extremely late to go live, which the viewers can obviously see through and pick up really quickly whether he's lying or not. These are including, but not limited to:

• Eating lunch at 3 in the afternoon, saying that he was finishing it and had a "late lunch"
• Having to get a backscratcher to get an itch even though he could've done it himself
• Being an hour late by not taking proper care of his sleeping schedule, waking up just before due to staying up too late
• Was 30 minutes late due to "the shower having no soap" so he ran more water on himself for longer

And every other similar excuse in the book that he uses, like forgetting something at a place he recently visited, or his bootleg equipment that's used to livestream malfunctioning terribly.

TriHard Song Requests

Five compilations of all the song requests mentioned in the introduction of the article, made by a YouTube rando. The TriHard emote from Twitch (context in section title) is used endlessly whenever the songs are heard either by Ice himself or the viewers.

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See Also

• Andy Milonakis - Affiliated with this tubby.
• Republican - He's a part of this party.
• Baked Alaska
• Steven Bonnell II

External Links

• Website

Social Media

•  Twitter
• Reddit ^{(See removed posts: 1, 2)}
  • Reddit account ^{(Archive 1, 2)}
• First Twitch account, banned
  • Second Twitch account used to view streams, banned
• 7698

News Stories

• On Air With LA's Most Wanted Man, 'Life Streamer' Ice Poseidon
• Internet personality says he was target of prank threat at Sky Harbor
• Fans of Notorious Streamer Ice Poseidon Revolt Over Cryptocurrency Scandal

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