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Renata Igorevna Kambolina (a.k.a. Rina Palenkova and The Goddess of Suicide) was a 16-year-old girl from Russia who due to suffering from a case of having a phase syndrome, decided to become an hero by resting her neck on a train track and having a high-speed locomotive give her a Islamic haircut, for the lulz, naturally.
You may be thinking, “why is she important?”. Her decision to practice An heroism took place during the rise of popularity in the “Blue whale challenge”, which was supposed to be some sort of online game where you have 50 tasks to do in 50 days with each task harming you in some way with the last task being you killing yourself. Nobody actually did this and it never happened and was just a hoax, bUt, retarded 12-year-old girls from Russia and other places in the world came up with the rumour that Rina took part in this challenge and that is how she died, NO YOU FCUCKING IDIOTS! BLUE WHALE WAS A HOAX AND SHE WAS JUST AN EMO WHORE!!!
Anyway, due to this rumour, she became somewhat of an icon, some even say she is the poster child and biggest inspiration for committing suicide like how Dylan and Eric are for going postal and reaching for the high score. Oh yeah, 14-year-old true crime idiots love making video edits of her. In the end, she posted some goodbye selfies and since she was an IRL troll, she posed on the tracks and lied on them in some of the selfies. After she was epicly beheaded by the vehicle, Russian news went batshit and when the hilarious pic of her corpse went V-V-V-V-Viral!, in the end she became the goddess of gore sites.
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See also
- An hero - What she is.
- Emo - What she was.
- Ronnie McNutt - Another famous an hero.
- Shuaiby
- Trains - The cause of her demise.
Rina Palenkova is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Rina Palenkova | Succeeded by Gamer |