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Dan is an immediate threat to society and will likely get v&; please archive his shit before he inevitably goes ER.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Yeah, 'nuff said.

Background

Dan Cilley is a Millennial guy born sometime in the middle of the 1980s, born and raised in California. He gained notoriety through producing several Vlogs of him accosting random bitches in the streets of Los Angeles, often stalking and harassing them in a disturbing, awkward manner. In his videos, he would often scream at them, shouting "I love you!!", chanting "WEEEEIII!!1", and even asking girls if he could quote "Get an image of your butt?". Throughout the years, he has amassed a small cult following and has even been called out on the news! Many locals are familiar with him now and even handed out predator alert flyers to be posted on a nearby pole. Eventually, his trolling caught up to him and he presumably got visited by the Pigs and promptly v&. This would explain why he unlisted all of his videos and disabled channel comments. A few months later, in August 2016, he re-listed all of his content and made a few more videos. He made another account in May 2016, while deleting most of the videos from his original one. On Facebook, he has accumulated a small fan-base and two thousand "Friends" who often troll him by ironically calling him a cunt destroyer / AMOG.

News Segment

His autism has grown and gone on for so long that he managed to get featured in the news. He is now locally infamous, feared by women all over downtown Los Angeles. The news media pointed out some lulzy quotes, such as:

	“	“Can I get an image of your butt? Are you 18 years old? Sorry if I creeped you out or anything. I don’t want to touch you or do you want to touch me?”	„

	“	“I'm the Downtown L.A. predator – that’s what people call me.”	„

	“	“I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a serial killer”	„
	— disturbed viewer

Quotes

Dan and his fans have typed some lulzy and bizarre things out, such as these;

	“	I'm going to report you to your local police department. Not just because of the threat you are to women but also because I'm geuinely afraid that you will hurt yourself. You are truly absolutely insane. And I don't say this to make fun of you or to take a shot at you. You are actually mentally ill and I worry about you.	„
	—irish November, being a pussy.

	“	My cock is going to feel so fucking hard and thick...the sight of their shaved pussies...wet...hot...yes...I'm going to celebrate while I am dominating them...and the sound of their pleasure will fill me with life. Yes. I am now going to only talk to them if they stop walking when I stop. I am then going to talk more quietly and calmly. I am going to try to get in their space. Then, if they are still comfortable, I am going to whisper to them sweet, sensual, sexual imagery and feeling.	„
	—Dan, detailing his sexual fantasies.

	“	14 year olds can be attractive. They are reaching puberty at younger ages due to excess animal protein. IGF-1. The purpose of life is to reproduce. If she is mentally mature enough, then it would be to her advantage to have sex with a man who would take care of her, if her body has physically matured enough to carry a baby successfully. In other words, it's not immoral to be attracted to 14 year olds. When I was 14, girls flirted with me, and I was attracted to girls. I was just too shy to talk to them. Also, the first time I came was when I was 14...that's when I was able to reproduce. I probably should have then, because I used to at least go to school and I had a job.	„
	—Dan admitting he's a pedophile, who needs to take a seat right over there.

	“	You will see my balls in their mouth, them licking my asshole, their fluids erupting fom their hot pussy, me handling them roughly, squeezing them hard, them saying they want to swallow because they like the taste, and moaning and orgasming loudly and passionately. I am worried about what they think. There apparently was the mom driving. I am worried about why the girl was so unimpressed. I want to please them...give them incredible pleasure...the girl and her mom, and the other sister in the car.	„
	—Dan being a creepy ERPing fuck even more.

	“	All I'm trying to do is get them to desire to be dominated by me. I believe this will work by telling them to stop walking, then telling them to come closer, then telling tem that I want to whisper something in their ear. I am going to say very dirty things, depending on how innocent/inexperienced the girl looks.	„
	—Dan projecting.

	“	It's called "being alive" actually. You're supposed to get extremely aroused when you see a girl like her. Her voice was not that attractive even. Watch my "Epic Accost at 19:00" video. You're supposed to be rewarded for behaviors that prolong your survival and reproduction. Now, in our environment are foods and media that make us feel good, and they satiate our desire to mate somewhat, so that we don't feel as motivated to be around people and try to have sex with them. Sublimate...we sublimate our sexual desire. But when you're like me, who purposely avoids all stimulating foods, you experience a blast of pleasure when you approach women, and healthy foods taste incredible.	„
	—Dan going off the fucking deep end with his ideology. He's like Cyrus from Pokemon, mixed with Elliot Rodger