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While almost completely planning the event, the duo got thwarted, and therefore arrested. During the aftermath, one of the girls claimed that she became very suicidal. | While almost completely planning the event, the duo got thwarted, and therefore arrested. During the aftermath, one of the girls claimed that she became very suicidal. | ||
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|0/20 ''Thwarted'' | |||
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|0/20 ''Thwarted' | |||
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|0/20 ''Nothing original here'' | |||
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|2/20 ''Only made it to local news'' | |||
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|2/20 ''Failed plan to resurrect Kawlimpin'' | |||
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Revision as of 03:48, 12 February 2017
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Mountain Vista High School is what would have happened if women got out of the kitchen. It was initially planned to be the second sight of REB and VoDKa playing counter strike, but nearly two decades later. Two bitches, Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins, failed to create their time machine to time travel all the way back to the time where Kawlimpin happened back in '99. It all started when the duo schlicked to their photos of infamous double bond, Eric Harris and Dylan B. Klebold, and at the same time posted too much of their love stories all over Tumblr. On the night of December 16, 2015, the girls had a duo and had a dream. Sienna's dream was about Dylan Klebold's penis going into her vagina. to having sex, Sienna got his TEC-9 and used it as a dildo. While having sex, on the other hand, the TEC-9 was wielded by VoDKA himself, and he used it to arouse him to get an erection and put cum onto her pussy. Ultimately, this resulted in a NBK baby that will make the grandest school shooting of all time in the distant future that will beat Kawlimpin and Sandy Hook. There isn't really that much to say about Brooke's dream, but the thing both dreams have in common is that after sex, both will involve a mega school shooting orchestrated by four people, all of which would become an heroes afterward.
While almost completely planning the event, the duo got thwarted, and therefore arrested. During the aftermath, one of the girls claimed that she became very suicidal.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Thwarted |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 Thwarted' |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original here |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only made it to local news |
| Bonus: | 2/20 Failed plan to resurrect Kawlimpin |
| Total score: 4/100 (Z) | |
See also
- Columbiners
- Columbine - what the duo failed to beat
- Sandy Hook - what the duo dreamed to beat
- An hero - what one of the girls wanted to become
- Tumblr
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