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Andrew Fitzpatrick gained Dan's trust (and access to his social media accounts) over several weeks by producing hand-drawn pictures and other content based on Dan's videos, before hiding or deleting the videos on Dan's main YouTube channel. | Andrew Fitzpatrick gained Dan's trust (and access to his social media accounts) over several weeks by producing hand-drawn pictures and other content based on Dan's videos, before hiding or deleting the videos on Dan's main YouTube channel, and uploading parody content to spoof channels. Ostensibly, this was because Dan owed him royalty fees for producing the pictures, although knowledgeable pundits have raised doubts that Mr Fitzpatrick actually believed that Dan would ever generate sufficient income to pay royalties (see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dan-cilley.15135/page-51#post-2252678 here]). | ||
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Dan is an immediate threat to society and will likely get v&; please archive his shit before he inevitably goes ER. |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Dan Cilley is a Millennial guy born sometime in the middle of the 1980s, born and raised in California. He gained notoriety through producing several Vlogs of him accosting random bitches in the streets of Los Angeles, often stalking and harassing them in a disturbing, awkward manner. In his videos, he would often scream at them, shouting "I love you!!", chanting "WEEEEIII!!1", and even asking girls if he could quote "Get an image of your butt?". Throughout the years, he has amassed a small cult following and has even been called out on the news! Many locals are familiar with him now and even handed out predator alert flyers to be posted on a nearby pole. Eventually, his trolling caught up to him and he presumably got visited by the Pigs and promptly v&. This would explain why he unlisted all of his videos and disabled channel comments. A few months later, in August 2016, he re-listed all of his content and made a few more videos. He made another account in May 2016, while deleting most of the videos from his original one. On Facebook, he has accumulated a small fan-base and two thousand "Friends" who often troll him by ironically calling him a cunt destroyer / AMOG.
Arrest and Court Appearance
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Facebook post of 24 Jan. 2017 (cont.)
News Segment
His autism has grown and gone on for so long that he managed to get featured in the news. He is now locally infamous, feared by women all over downtown Los Angeles. The news media pointed out some lulzy quotes, such as:
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Pedophile
1:14 "Child porn is illegal, but what exactly is child porn? I think all it means is that a kid under the age of consent...that if the penis has any contact with the vulva or the penis has any contact with the mouth of the kid or the kid's mouth has any contact with the dick, okay, or the anus, right, or the kid's mouth has contact with my anus, we just have to be careful about it." "If I'm having sex with a woman and there's a baby right there, that's pretty close to my dick touching the kid's mouth or my balls touching the kid's head [maniacal laugh]. I do not want to make fun of anything. I don't want to ridicule the sanctity of a baby."
1:18 "I wouldn't want to take away tard cum from the baby, though I would suck on a breast to stimulate the production of tard cum. I don't know, I'm very naïve about this....when she's breast-feeding a baby, it's a perfect opportunity to have sex. so that's verrrrrrrrrry a good thing to make a picture of."
1:22 "If you think that kids shouldn't have sex because it's dangerous to know about...but the truth is that if kids are exposed to sex it will be healthier or better. If you don't, it could mess up the kid so he's too scared to talk to girls." (It's so clear that Dan thinks this is what happened to him, not autism and/or social anxiety or whatever disorder he was long ago diagnosed with---he's afraid to talk to girls because he wasn't raised correctly).
1:28 [Discussing why the legal age of consent is 16 in California] "Let's say you had sex at 8 years old but regretted it. I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, you had sex at 6 years old, or 3 years old, or 6 years old, you let a guy finger you or something. But you look happy and you're curious, you're curious that a guy wants to finger you. You want him to finger you but later you regret it...and have a bad memory. Maybe if your parents taught you that was illegal you wouldn't have done it and wouldn't have that negative association with sex. Every single time a guy fingers you you'll have this negative association...cause it ended up being a bad experience...you wanted the guy to finger you but you didn't like it. He fucked you and you're like 6 years old, right, but he fucked you very violently, not violently but very hard and that was very violent and that was negative emotion because you got scammed....you didn't realize guys might want to fuck you really hard...you felt like you got raped but you actually didn't get raped, because you wanted to have sex. (says the same thing a few more times). You might have gotten envious because the guy was having the time of his life but you weren't, so you're envious. If you're a girl, you would want to have the same amount of pleasure. I don't know, it's so stupid, it doesn't make sense. It seems like it's not a big deal and shouldn't be a big deal to have sex with girls who are 15, or 14, or 13, or 12....but they might be overwhelmed by it. It's so stupid....when you reach puberty you want to have sex, you want to masturbate, you have a drive, kids need to be taught how to have a healthy sexual experience. It's not about consent. They need to be taught HOW to consent. 'Cause that SUCKS to have guilt, to feel guilty that it's illegal to do something. Yet you should be having sex because you're probably ready."
Quotes
Dan and his fans have typed some lulzy and bizarre things out, such as these;
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Dan Cilley Vlogs
Can I get an image of your... butt? Previous Video | Next Video |
Video Dating Profile
Reactions
Kim
The World According To Kim
Kim Feeds Dan's Mouth
Kim is Dan's 51 year-old, Cambodian-born schizophrenic female friend. He is allowed to stay at her apartment on a three-nights-on, three-nights-off basis. As of April 2017, Kim has not allowed Dan to have sexual intercourse with her for about two years. Kim is also a pigeon fancier.
Andrew Fitzpatrick
Andrew Fitzpatrick gained Dan's trust (and access to his social media accounts) over several weeks by producing hand-drawn pictures and other content based on Dan's videos, before hiding or deleting the videos on Dan's main YouTube channel, and uploading parody content to spoof channels. Ostensibly, this was because Dan owed him royalty fees for producing the pictures, although knowledgeable pundits have raised doubts that Mr Fitzpatrick actually believed that Dan would ever generate sufficient income to pay royalties (see here).
Gallery
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Dan, the man. -
Making the Predator List. Congrats! -
Predator alert. -
Dan in 3 seconds. -
Dan, shortly before committing a mass shooting. -
Dan, in the process of brutally sodomizing you. -
Dan, inviting a woman into his room. -
Playing "Dress-up" -
Dan has a receding hairline lol -
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Dan's Steam account. Notice the games; he's an inevitable mass murderer. -
His dating profile. Lol.. -
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See Also
- Elliot Rodger - The OG Beta.
- Alexander Layko - Elliot #2 (future)
- George Godley - Another beta autist youtuber.
- The Batman Rapist - Dan as a superhero.
- Beta Uprising - Dan is a likely member.
External Links
His Accounts
YouTube Channel #1LOLBANNED- YouTube Channel #2
YouTube Channel #3LOLBANNED- YouTube Channel #4
dan.cilley.5
dancilley- Google+
- Blogspot
- Wordpress
Youtube Videos
Other
- Archived Dan Cilley footage
- Kiwifarms faggots take him on
- Him trying to socialize online
- BB douchebags take on his sorry ass
- Alleged Stalker Posts Videos Of Him Picking Up Women In Downtown L.A., Sparking Outrage
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Dan Cilley is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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| Featured article November 8, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by Jon Sudano |
Dan Cilley | Succeeded by President Donald Trump |