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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 20, 2000 ({{age|2000|12|20}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 20, 2000 ({{age|2000|12|20}} years old)}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Egg Factory worker, | {{Ibrow|'''Pronouns:'''| She/They}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Egg Factory worker, Gender Activist}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 1}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Carmageddon|Beamng.Drive]], single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[High Score/Carmageddon|Beamng.Drive]], single player}} | ||
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| Nathaniel Veltman | |
| Born | December 20, 2000 (23 years old) |
| Nationality: | Moose Fucker 
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| Pronouns: | She/They |
| Occupation | Egg Factory worker, Gender Activist |
| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 1 |
| Style | Beamng.Drive, single player |
| Top 50? | Almost |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
| Motive | Christian Extremism, Gender dysphoria |
On June 6, 2021, shortly after Samuel Cassidy's Chimpout, Christian Terrorist and Egg factory worker Nathaniel Veltman⚧ Played Beamng.drive IRL in his Big, Manly Pickup Truck and Removed 4 kebabs and seriously injuring another, all from the same family. The attack was The only High score attempt in Canada in 2021.
Background
Our Hero was spawned some time in 2000 when Alysia Bisset, a Canadian Woman, Whilst fucking her husband, Accidentally Got a Blob of infectious algae lodged up her Vagina This mass of biowaste would later attach to her womb, resulting in the creation and later birth of Of Nathaniel. Nathaniel was raised in a Christian fundamentalist homeschool family where he learned about Jesus Getting railed for our sins. Our Autist considered Killing an abortion doctor when he was 13. By 16, his parents were divorcing and he had to go to normal people school. He also threatened to move out (Yes, you actually can move out at 16 for some fucking reason) He also had 13 Incidents with police involving alcohol, one of which was him Somehow mistakenly entering the wrong home thinking it was his.
Radicalization
Nathaniel would become a more Christian, Based Version of your garden variety snackbar, sinking into based and redpilled Content, eventually even finding himself reading the Manifestos of Demigods such as the Justicar Knight and lord Tarrant of Ausfailia, as well as believing in The flat earth and Great replacement. He would also Purchase a 2016 Ram 1500 and attach a bull bar.
TRANSformation
Arguably, He would become even more Violent when His Rampant porn addiction would lead him away from his jeebus, the god he wants to be raped by so badly. Rather than Try and get out of this sticky, sexual situation in a determined and caring way, The Cult of Never Goon unfortunately led him to Castrate himself, causing irreversible disfigurement Discover her true Gender.[sauce plz!?!1!] Thankfully, Veltman, even if she was full of visceral hatred and extremism, was Far less violent now since LGBTQIACX2+ people have Never, Ever, In the history of all ages Even had a thought of Committing an act of violence.
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Day of the Truck
On June 6, It was the day. She Went out when she saw Some Evil Terrorists Walking on the crosswalk. she drove his Truck towards them at Full Speed. The Truck Raped all 5 Towelheads on the crosswalk, the Big Truck Cock killing 4/5. A 9 year old boy unfortunately surviving, preventing Our Canuck Patriot from expelling the entire bloodline of invaders. May They Be fondled By Mohammed☪ PBUH
Aftermath
The Entirety of Canada was butthurt by our Heroine's act of bravery, including Justin Castro], Imran Khan, and The ruling Kebab of Calgary. in June 2022, The City of London, Ontario, would Organize an event for the Kebabs removed as well as to raise awareness of Counterterrorism. Over 1000 Marxists, Liberals, and Members of the elite Attended the funeral.
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Interview
Kebabs Removed
- Talat Afzal, 74
- Salman Afzal, 46
- Madiha Salman, 44
- Yumna Afzaal, 15
Gallery
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Notice the tape over the curtains to block all the sun out
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 (1 injury) |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Only Left One survivor. |
| Style: | 7/20 Played Beamng.drive with Sandniggers |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Made the whole country Bitch and cry. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 for being original for once rather than Use a gun like every other cumskin. |
Wanted Level:
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See Also
- Alek Minassian - Armenigger and Chud who went on a similar Rampage
- Alexandre Bissonnette - Fellow Milk Bag Fag who removed kebab as well
- Christianity
- Islamophobia
- Ramadan Van Man - Did it first, but did it worse
- Saint Tarrant - His Main inspiration
- The Justicar Knight - His other inspiration
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