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*If his name is really Paul Demsky, then Quence is [[Jew]]ish. | *If his name is really Paul Demsky, then Quence is [[Jew]]ish. | ||
*If there’s a product other than Apple, Quence will bitch and moan over it. | |||
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Quence (Unconfirmed powerword: Paul Demsky✡) is a fat, 50-year-old-something cuckservative faggot pretending to be a woman which crawled into EDF6 into May 13, 2020 and very quickly became one of EDF's largest lolcows; due to him never shutting the fuck up about alcohol, drugs, Android and some other shit nobody cares about.
For his reckless faggotry, Quence became the winner of 2021's Faggot of the Year award; and currently has the lowest reaction score on the forum.
Unsurprising for a faggot, Quence is obsessed with Apple products, and has therefore never heard of right-clicking and cheap repairs.
The Beginning
His first post on EDFQuence joined the hard, gay shitpost metropolis on May 13, 2020; the forum's very first day of operation (which means he survived EDF2).
The Average Quence Post
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Ugh, why are these f*cking people still buying alcohol and drugs? The Devil made those; plus, why are people still using PCs and Android? Apple makes the best computers and phones, plus I like their closed ecosystem.
Ways to Troll Quence
Like every lolcow in existence, it's fairly easy to make Quence butthurt. Here are the tried and true methods to troll Quence:
- Say he's fat. He will try to deny this, but will fail at it.
- Say anything positive about Android/negative against Apple products.
- Say anything positive about alcohol and/or drugs.
- Tell him to post nudes of himself.
Sockpuppet Wankery
Unsurprisingly, Quence has made a lot of sockpuppets on the forum. Here’s a list of all his known sockpuppets.
- Magalicious
- Quencie-poo fan club
- goreshit
- Yuna is My Waifu
Quence Facts
- If his name is really Paul Demsky, then Quence is Jewish.
- If there’s a product other than Apple, Quence will bitch and moan over it.
External links
- quence.10 - EDF6 profile.
- The user Quence is a fat unfunny cunt and needs to be shitcanned - EDF admins kick his faggot ass by lowering his reaction score.
- Quence dox - Attempted doxxing attempt.
See also
- Apple - Macs and iPhones are his computers and phones of choice, respectively.
- Christianity - Thou shalt burn in Hell for pretending to be a woman online.
- Faggot
- Fat
- Gay
- Transgender
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