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Rina Palenkova | |
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Powerword | Renata Kambolina |
Nationality: | Russian |
Born | December 18, 1998 |
Died | November 23, 2015 |
Occupation | Unemployed |
An Hero | Yes, by laying on train tracks and being ran over |
Motive | Emo |
Renata Igorevna Kambolina (a.k.a. Rina Palenkova and The Goddess of Suicide) was a 16-year-old girl from Russia who due to suffering from a case of having a phase syndrome, decided to become an hero by resting her neck on a train track and having a high-speed locomotive give her an Islamic haircut, for the lulz, naturally.
Background
You may be thinking, “why is she important?”. Her decision to practice An heroism took place during the rise of popularity in the “Blue whale challenge”, which was supposed to be some sort of game where you have 50 tasks to do in 50 days with each task harming you in some way with the last task being you killing yourself. Nobody actually did this, it never happened and was just a hoax, but, retarded 12-year-old girls from Russia and other places in the world came up with the rumour that Rina took part in this challenge and that is how she died, NO YOU FCUCKING IDIOTS! BLUE WHALE WAS A HOAX AND SHE WAS JUST AN EMO WHORE!!!
Aftermath
Due these aforementioned rumours, she became somewhat of an icon amongst depressed emo teens, some even say she is the biggest inspiration for committing suicide in a similar nature to Columbine for school shootings. Oh yeah, 14-year old girls on Tumblr and TikTok love making video edits of her. In the end, she posted some goodbye selfies and since she was an IRL troll, she posed on the tracks and lied on them in some of the selfies. After she was epicly beheaded by the vehicle, Russian news went batshit and when the hilarious pic of her corpse went V-V-V-V-Viral!, she was given the title of Greatest An Heroine to Ever An Hero by 14-year old girls across shock sites and the nation.
Gallery
See also
- An hero - What she is.
- Emo - What she was.
- Ronnie McNutt - Another famous an hero.
- Shuaiby - And another.
- Trains - The cause of her demise.
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