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[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|ca. 1994}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canada|Canuck]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-op (manipulative), Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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{{quote|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison|["http://www.canada.com/windsorstar/news/story.html?id=b98fda58-7a0a-4fe2-b8ae-900e6aa34f72&p=2]}}
{{quote|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison|["http://www.canada.com/windsorstar/news/story.html?id=b98fda58-7a0a-4fe2-b8ae-900e6aa34f72&p=2]}}
{{quote|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}
{{quote|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}
 
[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]
'''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl]] who knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 13, she is the youngest killer in [[Canadia|Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, [http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=ce5c240d-8254-4e64-a757-d00e501d5fea Jeremy Steinke] who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.
'''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl]] who knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 13, she is the youngest killer in [[Canadia|Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, [http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=ce5c240d-8254-4e64-a757-d00e501d5fea Jeremy Steinke] who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.


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[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine.
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine.
== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
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JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
</gallery>
</center>


==Trivia and Conjecture==
==Trivia and Conjecture==
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*She has not yet become [[an hero]].
*She has not yet become [[an hero]].
*Released from prison in 2011, Jasmine is currently attending Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Released from prison in 2011, Jasmine is currently attending Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
 
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. She got better high score than the pussy of Kim
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[Loli]]
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Latest revision as of 23:48, 10 November 2024

Jasmine Richardson
Born ca. 1994
Nationality: Canuck  
Highscore 3 kills
Top 50? Fuck No
Style Co-op (manipulative), Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No


   
 
Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
 

 
 

—Jasmine Richardson, who gets free HBO in prison

   
 
Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!
 

 
 

—Jeremy Steinke, preparing for the next full moon

tits or GTFO

Jasmine Richardson is a 13 year old girl who knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 13, she is the youngest killer in Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.

The Aftermath

Jeremy on a full moon

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree IRL permabannage to the fullest extent of the lol for a minor, which means 10 solid years of Pruno and hairy-lipped cunnilingus from Tori Sue Heck's extended family. It is unknown whether or not the fursuits will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine.

Gallery of a VF

Trivia and Conjecture

Welcome to my tragic end
  • Over 9000 Jews were absent from Israel when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
  • Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! Coincidence? You decide.
  • Charlie ManSON - Jasmine RichardSON - Jeremy is some guy's SON. Coincidence? You decide.
  • Jasmine's nexopia account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
  • She has not yet become an hero.
  • Released from prison in 2011, Jasmine is currently attending Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
  • Like Kimveer Gill, was on VampireFreaks during 2006. She got better high score than the pussy of Kim

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