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{{quote|'''Witnesses gave conflicting statements about the gender of the person.'''|[https://archive.fo/wfZic The Oregonian's article on Sagal's death]}}
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'''Chloe Sagal''' is a failed "game developer" and [[Unwarranted self-importance|egomaniacal]], [[Redundant|mentally ill tranny]] that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the [[army]] for [[tumblr|making up a mental illness]], became an Indiegogo scammer [[kike]] who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to [[an hero|kill himself]] live on camera.
[[File:Tyler bans for no date4.png|thumb|Sagal breaks into someone's house at 4am]]
[[File:Sagal.png|thumb|right|200px|The most flattering photo of Sagal out there...<br /> and he still just looks like a man in a wig]]
[[File:Chloe-wu.png|thumb|Even [[Brianna Wu]] can't stand the fucker.]]
'''Chloe Sagal'''{{trans}} <S>is</S> [[An Hero|was]] a failed "game developer" and [[Unwarranted self-importance|egomaniacal]], [[Redundant|mentally ill tranny]] that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the [[army]] for [[tumblr|making up a mental illness]], became an Indiegogo scammer [[kike]] who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to [[an hero|kill himself]] live on camera.


An army of [[dickgirl]] fetishists masquerading as [[social justice warrior]]s came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from [[shit|Destructoid]] and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until [[GamerGate]] kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.
An army of [[dickgirl]] fetishists masquerading as [[social justice warrior]]s came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from [[shit|Destructoid]] and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until [[GamerGate]] kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.
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====Games====
====Games====
[[File:Sagal.png|thumb|right|200px|He still just looks like a man in a wig]]
Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "[[Gone Home]]" and "[[Homestuck]]" (which make sense since GH is also just walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is [[Self-insert|a pixilated version of Sagal himself]] wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the [[fleshlight|flashlight]]). The entire game can be finished in under an hour.


The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid [[90's]], the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from [[Youtube]] and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more [[hilarious]] than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.
Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "[[Gone Home]]" and "[[Homestuck]]" (which make sense since GH is also just a walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is [[Self-insert|a pixilated version of Sagal himself]] (we aren't [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqTqDhCPrY kidding]) wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the [[fleshlight|flashlight]]). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2g7RB1E3h8 The entire game can be finished in under an hour].
 
The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid [[90s]], the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from [[Youtube]] and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more [[hilarious]] than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.


It is never explained [[Plot Bunny|why the killer is in the house]] (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "[[Silent Hill]]" on the [[PS1]] instead.
It is never explained [[Plot Bunny|why the killer is in the house]] (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "[[Silent Hill]]" on the [[PS1]] instead.
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====Quotes====
====Quotes====


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|On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).|Sagal on being [[Loveshy]]
|On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).|Sagal on being [[Loveshy]]
|...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.|Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the [[fail|fail]]
|...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.|Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the [[fail|fail]]
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{{frame|{{squote|'''there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very reclusive. The people that need to know have all the information.'''|Sounds legit.|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
{{frame|{{squote|'''there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very [[attention whore|reclusive]]. The people that need to know have all the information.'''|Sounds legit.|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}




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'''I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a knife pushed to my stomach, but a very good person managed to talk me down. The feeling was intense. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.
'''I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a [[do it faggot|knife pushed to my stomach]], but a very good person managed to [[anti-lulz|talk me down]]. The feeling was [[orgasm|intense]]. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.


'''Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.'''|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
'''Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.'''|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
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==Where is HE naos?==
==<s>Where is HE naos?</s> Old news! More scams inbound!==
[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2.png|left]]
[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2.png|left]]
Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the [[sarcasm|highly anticipated]]: [[Electric Boogaloo|HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo]] and, thanks to [[faggot|his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z]], it is going to be released in his own words:<br />"[http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Never]".<br /> But you too, can still send money.
Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the [[sarcasm|highly anticipated]]: [[Electric Boogaloo|HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo]] and, thanks to [[faggot|his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z]], it is going to be released in his own words:<br />"[http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Never]".<br /> But you too, can still send money.
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[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2 electric boogaloo.png|center|thumb|500px|Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice [[Fail|there isn't a link in the post.]]]]
[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2 electric boogaloo.png|center|thumb|500px|Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice [[Fail|there isn't a link in the post.]]]]


=<center>'''Destructoid'''</center>=


==Sagal and GamerGate: 3 Suicide attempt, 7 threats and counting==
Since the spotlight was off of Chloe for about a month or two, Chloe decided to whine on [[twitter]] about what Chloe usually whines about: attempting suicide ''again.'' But this time there was a twist! Since [[GamerGate]] was going on at the time it was a perfect time for SJWs to [http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2orh8i/twitter_support_has_looked_into_the_incident_with/ get Sagal to kill herself so that they could say GG did it!] This was done by one random anti-GG activist (and friend of obvious tranny [[Sarah Butts]]) who deleted all his old anti-GG tweets before starting to [[troll]] Sagal as he was crying about suicide again, and also by reporting someone who reported his suicide tweets to twitter so that someone could get help and pretending he was harassing Chloe. Surprisingly (or not), Chloe tried to kill himself again and ended up in the hospital thanks to his supportive SJW friends (and also the guy who reported him was later unbanned).
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File:Newsagal.png|proof the person who got him to an hero was an SJW trying to make normal people look bad
File:Newsagal0.png|More proof (note [[Sarah Butts]])
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File:Newsagal2.png|The rest are a collection of his going crazy
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Surprising absolutely nobody, Chloe "miraculously" survived the night and was ready to do it again on [[Xmas]]! He then spent Christmas day attention whoring and pretending that he was dying (his followers have the memory of a goldfish) and yelling at people that told him [[pix or it didn't happen]] or question if someone that previously used [[suicide]] to [[attention whore]] in the past was, in fact, using suicide to attention whore again. The icing on the cake was when Chloe tried to use this to shame [[Minecraft|Notch]] and [[pewdiepie]] into giving him sheckles for surgery. Surgery for... who cares? Stop asking. Why are you attacking him?
We can only hope that the suspense is killing Chloe as much as it's killing us.


As a result of their involvement, the [[oxymoron|gaming news]] site "Destructoid" was exposed as a massive hotbed of [[corruption]], nepotism and [[sexual harassment]].
Recently Chloe has "clarified" his situation. It's not that urgent; even though two nights ago was his last night alive Chloe is only [[bullshit|dying ''slowly.'']] Yes, he has included <strike>[[Patreon]]</strike> [[Paypal]] advertising in the meantime, because [[attention whore|dead people have such a need for private funds.]]


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Image:Chloe is serious gais.PNG|The buildup. Srs business.
Image: Sagal Christmas Suicide.PNG|I'm sure he's serious ''this'' time.
Image: Sagal Christmas Suicide 2.PNG|He should just use a shotgun already. How hard is it to [[Amanda Todd|down a gallon of bleach?]]
Image: Chloe bullshitting christmas.PNG|LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
Image: Chloe gib moni pls.PNG|Post-fake suicide shaming. Blames Notch and pewdiepie for not giving a "suicidal" person money. Smart.
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Image: chloe is so calm.PNG|No chloe, if you were murdered you wouldn't be wasting your time and ours bullshitting on Twitter.
Image: chloes wallet surgery.PNG|[[scam|"Don't ask questions, just give me money!"]]
Image: Chloe notch donate.PNG|No Chloe, Notch most likely pulled out because you make suicide threats about as often as the average Americunt farts.
Image: Chloe Tesla.PNG|Having a penis is the only similarity between [[Tesla]] the innovator and Chloe the Twitter leech.
Image: chloe faking suicide AGAIN.PNG|I'm sure he's serious THIS time, [[no|right guys?]]
Image: chloe retard typing.PNG|Known heart attack symptoms include numb limbs and typing like a retard.
Image: Chloe paradox.PNG|Commercial or free, which is it?
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In January of 2015, the [[emo]] tears kept flowing. Just like his rival [[Brianna Wu]], Sagal would not stop injecting himself into GamerGate and kept trying to become the next big professional victim (when in reality '''everyone''' just wants him to shut the fuck up and die already) to get easy white knight moniez without having to do any [[prostitution|work,]] since otherwise Chloe's "disease" prevents the lad from getting food and jewgolds. You see, Chloe has an illness; quite a fatal, terminal illness and he has no hope of recovery unless he can scam enough money to undergo surgery. It literally takes only five minutes of looking at his feed to find out that, no, it's not chronic [[pussybitch]] syndrome. It turns out that this horrifying condition is... bearing an unmutilated penis. That's it. Not having a pseudo-vagina is quite ''literally'' killing him, [[doing it wrong|or so he would have you believe]], and he '''just won't fucking shut up about it.''' Proving that trannies are, in fact, deeply disturbed individuals, Chloe has begun turning on his friends when they deny him money and/or attention.
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File:Chloe sagal terminal.png|It's... terminal, you say? At least we won't lose anyone of value.
File:Chloe sagal autistic.png|We're frustrated by your existence, too.
File:Chloe sagal halp.png|Halp! Need vagina pl0x
File:Chloe sagal hopeless.png|Chloe, pretending to have a girlfriend.
File:Chloe sagal sorry.png|Damn right, you're sorry.
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====Bitchfight with Pixelgoth====
Having to constantly be the most oppressed is hard, so when Pixelgoth, notable for exposing the fact everyone in the industry knows [[Zoe Quinn]] has sex to advance her career and then trying to become an SJW again while still telling SJWs she hates them, tried to steal the spotlight from Chloe (or just didn't help him in his new scam) he got mad. It culminated in a bitch fight (or actually a cock fight as they both have dongs) on Twitter, until Chloe once again said he was going to kill himself. Just do it already, Chloe. In the aftermath Sagal, Pixelgoth and for some reason [[Randi Harper]] all blocked one another.


==Allistair Pinsof gets illegaly fired for exposing Chloe==
[[File:GG Batch14.png|thumb|right|400px|Destructoid drama in a nutshell]]
[[homo|Allistair Pinsof]], a [[oxymoron|Destructoid journalist]] who knew Sagal and was aware he is running a scam, decided  to run a story about it. However, not before spending much of his time trying to convince him to stop. His coworkers knew about it and laughed at him wasting his time on some [[psychotic]] tranny, but that didn't stop them from stabbing him in the back and acting innocent in the events that followed.


When all else failed, Allistair got the green light from his editor and told Sagal that he was running the story. This was the moment when he made his first [[suicide]] threat. Not wanting to be blamed for it, he told Sagal that he won't expose his fraud if he doesn't try to kill himself and everything was done... or was it? [[Nope]]. Several hours after promising not to try and off himself for [[attention]], Sagal went ahead and did it anyway.
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File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 5.jpg|The beginning
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 1.jpg|The beginning 1.5
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 2.jpg|It begins
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 3.jpg|Pixelgoth has more privilege than me
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File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 4.jpg|This whole bitchfest would have been avoided if Chloe decided to
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 6.jpg|Get
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 7.jpg|A
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 27.jpg|Job.
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File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 14.jpg|I WAS FIRST. I AM THE MOST OPPRESSED.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 15.jpg|WHERE IS MY ATTENTION! I WANT ALL THE ATTENTION!
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 16.jpg|GIVE ME FREE STUFF
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 17.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 18.jpg|I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, everybody hates me
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 19.jpg|I AM SO GOING TO KILL MYSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT I DUNNO, BUT I WILL KILL MYSELF
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 20.jpg|HELP ME PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 21.jpg|But Pixelgoth got free stuff, where is mine?  
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 22.jpg|I had to pay for my surgery? Why didn't you guys pay for it? Ungrateful sacks of shit.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 23.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 24.jpg|I AM REALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF GUIS!
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 25.jpg|WOE IS ME.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 26.jpg|IT IS TOO LATE, [[bullshit|I AM KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!]]
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Allistair Pinsof decided that, since he has broken his promise not to [[an hero]], and since, now that he was safe in the hospital, he could no longer credibly threaten suicide, he was free to reveal that it was a scam, not on Destructoid, but on his personal site unlinked to the site he was employed at.
====Slapfight with Brianna Wu====


The internet trannies were assdestroyed. They didn't get preferential treatment so, in their mind, exposing fraud by a tranny is [[Bigot|bigotry]] regardless of that freak of nature being guilty or not. Pinsof's editor, in turn, caved to the pressure and fired him, possibly while [[drunk]].
Not satisfied, Sagal went to [[Brianna Wu]]. After Bri successfully managed to pressure [[Patreon]] into changing their ToS (without banning him despite his violation it), Sagal thought he could do the same for him and get his money back that PayPal and IndieGoGo stole. But unlike KickStarter and Patreon that are run by SJWs, [[Paypal]] and IndieGoGo are run by greedy jews who make most of their money from shutting down campaigns and keeping the donations. Therefore, they couldn't give less of a shit about Bri, and Zoe. And Wu knew it. Wu tried to calm Sagal down and get him to fuck off which resulted in them trying to out-shame one another with typical SJW jargon that doesn't work when they use it on each other. But, while Wu is a con artist, Sagal is just plain crazy and ended up publishing their chatlogs and threatening suicide yet again.


To show he doesn't hate trannies (why would anyone want to do that?) and save his future journalist career. Morally shattered, [http://gamersagainstbigotry.org/2013/05/chloe-allistair-roundtable/ he went to "Gamers Against Bigotry"], a site run by [http://www.samisfunny.com/ an insult to comedians everywhere] and a self-confessed [[faggot]], and reached out to both Sagal and several of the [[crossdressing]] faggots who has sent him [[Internet death threats|death threats]], and asked them to join his charity. As an interesting sidenote, [http://www.dailydot.com/news/gamers-against-bigotry-hacked/ the site's been hacked] for being unbearably faggy.


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{{frame|{{quote|It suddenly became abundantly clear that society is the problem. The right situation would be one where Chloe wouldn’t need to acquire money to be who she is.|IT WASN'T HIR FAULT XE TRIED TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE ON INDIEGOGO, IT'S OUR STUPID DUMB HATERIARCHAL TRANSPHOBIC CISSEXIST'S SOCIETY'S FAULT FOR IMPOSING THIS OUTDATED GENDER BINARY ON HIR.|color=green}}|border=green|background=lightgreen|margin=auto}}


This ended in Evers calling Wu a tranny-traitor and turning into a dick-girl threeway bitch fight.


The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved [[1984|Big Brother]]. The end.
===Slapfight With Encyclopedia Dramatica!===


Right around the same time this was going on, Chloe got into it with [[EDF2]]'s resident tranny "Nonny" (seriously, we have a [[black]], tranny [[porn]]-star with a giant dick on our forum) because she dared laugh at a comic making fun of fake rape allegations. Chloe spammed her with frantic claims of being a [[cripple]], [[autistic]], [[rape]] [[victim]] with [[PTSD]] and a terminal illness, and when he was unable to out-oppression her because they are both trannies but Nonny is also black while Sagal is only [[white|Romini]], Sagal accused her of being an old, white man. Our tranny just laughed, screencapped it and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190822195111/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/nonny-versus-chloe-sagal.20818/ posted it on our forum.]


Or was it? The entire drama was forgotten until [[GamerGate]] started and dug it back up when [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoid-corruption-and-ruined-careers/ a blog did an interview with Pinsof where he revealed what actually happened], which was: Besides all that was mentioned already, his boss, [[spic|Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez]], privately fired him in an email, and then told everyone publicly that Pinsof was only suspended. Then he waited for him to [[tweet]] something so that he could pretend he fired him because of his tweets.


But that's not all. Yanier also consulted with people on a secret mailing list called "GameJournosPro", containing 150 members of the gaming press, asked their advice, [[Slander, Slander Salamander|slandered]] Pinsof and agreed with them to blacklist him from the industry. All of which are violations of state [[law]] by "Niero", and possibly by some of the people who participated. Then Yanier told Pinsof that, not only will he not give him a letter or recommendation, he would [[delete]] all his work from the site and add a tagline saying [[ALL CAPS|'''"WORST EMPLOYEE EVER! DO NOT HIRE!"''']] to his page on the site if he exposes him. Subsequently, Pinsof quit games journalism, realizing what a pile of shit it was.
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[[Irony|When this came to light Yanier Gonzalez tried to deflect blame by saying that Pinsof was an SJW.]]


Chloe continued by inboxing her and then [[block]]ing Nonny, ranting about her on twitter while implying that ED doxed him and subsequently got him raped, and warning that the same will happen to her before blocking Nonny there too. Finally, Chloe tried to blank this article twice, replacing it with:


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{{squote|'''We are internet sheriffs No one loves us Screenshots are evidence We take people at face value We cannot think on our own'''
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'''No one can be left alone Everyone must work for someone Money is more important than anything'''|"I shouldn't have to work for money"|Chloe Sagal}}


===[[BILLY MAYS|But Wait! There's More]]: Holly Green Sexual Harassment Accusations===
{{squote|'''We're internet sheriffs. We don't have any actual detective skills, but we've seen them on TV.'''
[[File:Dumbassboxer.gif|thumb|right|300px|Destructoid defending itself]]
But the drama didn't end there.


At the start of GG, Holly Green, a writer for [[Ian Miles Cheong|Gameranx]], went on a twitter meltdown accusing the industry of corruption and saying she was [[almost raped|sexually harassed]] and [[fired]] for complaining about it. Everyone ignored the loony and forgot about it when she deleted those tweets. Until that article about Destructoid came out and people realized ''who'' had sexually harassed her. Yep, it was someone at Destructoid.
'''IndieGoGo and Paypal ran off with ~$40k and we go after the scapegoat, because we're dumb as fuck and we think out of context screen shots of tweets is conclusive evidence.'''|"IndieGoGo stole my stolen money"|Chloe Sagal}}


All of Holly's work has been deleted from the Dtoid site like Pinsof had been threatened would happen to him and Niero (in a display of prefect professionalism) responded to her claims by [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoids-battle-with-abuse-lies-and-scandals-part-1/ saying that she was a crazy, drunken] [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoids-battle-with-abuse-lies-and-scandals-part-2/ lunatic who assaulted him and was on crazy pills], saying (in a hilariously pathetic excuse) that it isn't his responsibility to back-up his writer's work, [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-nowhere-on-my-site-does-it-say-we-are-journalists-says-destructoid-owner/ announced that the people who work for him aren't real journalists]. [[Ian Miles Cheong]] (her current employer) however said that Green was a perfect employee and that Niero is [[lying]]. Which is funny because Ian is anti-GamerGate so, either they didn't think to match their stories, or Ian was forced to choose between defending his anti-GG narrative and his employee... Not that it changes the fact that he was probably the one who made her delete her tweets about being sexually assaulted.


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==This Girl is on FIRE==
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[[File:ChloeDeathBySocialJustice.png|thumb|right|Death by [[social justice]] that fuels her to suicide.]]
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{{quote|I didn't think it would hurt this bad|[http://archive.is/58FD1 Reportedly], these were his last words.}}


On June 20, 2018, Chloe committed his last act of attention whoring. Sagal decided to finally [[an hero]] for real by [[DIAF|self-immolating]] in the middle of a public park in [[Portland]], probably assuming he'd survive again and be able to milk it for money. The performance went as follows: Chloe limped into the park on a pair of crutches, again pretending to be disabled for sympathy, pulled out a pre-written statement he had prepared, '''half of which was immediately blown away by a gust of wind''', then read out the remaining pages with nobody listening or caring (witnesses say it was something about poverty and mental illness but no one could actually remember any of it), then poured some gas on himself and lit a match.


===Anthony Burch tries to defend Dtoid, instead, retardedly implicates them further===
The reason Chloe finally decided to off himself was that every tranny in Portland was finally sick of him and kicked him out of their houses, leaving him homeless. That's why, unlike you might expect with a story about a trans "Game developer" setting himself on fire to protest Trump or whatever, no one seemed to even care that Chloe died. Simply because all the trannies who would usually be screaming about this from the rooftops don't want anyone to know its their fault he did it.
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In comes [[Cuckold|Anthony Burch]], loser and writer for the "Barderlands 2" developer "GearBox". In an attempt to prove that GamerGate isn't about ethical violations, Burch exposed that everyone in the industry is making '''[http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-borderlands-2-dev-outs-destructoid-corruption-polygon-nepotism/ a lot of fucking ethical violations!]''' Besides mentioning that [[Gone Home|Polygon's]] editor hired his brother, Burch also explained that the only reason his game got [https://archive.today/VFSUJ a good review on Dtoid] was that '''he is friends with some of the staff.''' To him this was proof positive that GamerGate only cares about attacking [[women]], despite the fact no one knew he was friends with the until he exposed that fact at that vary moment.


In conclusion, everyone laughed at how [[stupid]] Burch is, at the fact the only reason anyone even knows about him is because of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Ash,_Whatcha_Playin%27%3F his far more successful sister], at the fact he is in an "[[open relationship]]" with his wife and she is constantly fucking other guys while he isn't fucking anyone including his own wife despite turning "bisexual" in pure desperation (I am seriously not making any of this up).
Instead, everyone who ever got harasses by Chloe with his death threats and demands for money and subsequently told him to go kill himself, people like [[Brianna Wu]], Devi Evers, [[Freethought Blogs|Zinnia Jones]] and [[Ian Miles Cheong]], all started throwing blame onto each other and occasionally pointing a finger at [[Kiwi Farms]] along with [[GamerGate]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]],and the [[Alt-right]], saying that they harassed Sagal and reported his facebook posts about suicide, when in reality, KF hasn't talked about Chloe in over 6 months and never directly interacted with him, ED hasn't updated this article in ages and Chloe's FB account was private, so the only one who could have been reporting her were her friends.


Burch is still making an [[ass]] of himself on twitter where he has to block anyone who tweets at him with the word "[[Cuckold]]".


===Doxing "The Fine Young Capitalists"===
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File:ChloeDeathZoeQuinn.png|A scared [[Zoe Quinn]] had nothing in mind to blame.
File:ChloeDeathbootleggirlGG.png|Some Twitter tranny {{twitter|BootlegGirl}} blames GamerGate.
File:ChloeDeathhipsterpelagius.png|{{twitter|hipsterpelagius}} blames Kiwi Farms, GamerGate, the Alt-Right, and even ED itself.
File:ChloeDeathResetERA.png|[[ResetERA]] blames Kiwi Farms and other lolcow related sites for Chloe Sagal's suicide.
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The hits just keep on coming with good old Dtoid.
In the end, Chloe dies the way he lived:<br>
Being melodramatic for pity and attention.


Now it turns out that the one who originally doxed [[Vivian James|TFYC]] and gave those dox to [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe]] [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-tfyc-was-doxxed-by-a-games-writer-not-zoe-quinn/ was a writer at Dtoid]. When confronted about it "Neiro", in classic Dtoid fashion, tried to [[lie]] and say that the guy had never written anything for him, only spell-checked articles and has not been a part of the site for over 5 year. But [http://imgur.com/DnDgQjj he was exposed again within moments with a simple google search that found the guy wrote entire articles for them just a few months ago].
We dedicate this song to you, you dumb cunt.


===Faftermath: Dtoid only slightly less shit than before===


After all this exposed, amazingly, someone actually took some responsibility. Dale North, the editor-in-chief, realizing what a shithole he has been working at, [http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-10-21-destructoid-eic-quits-over-disagreement-with-management said he didn't know about any of this shit and quit.] Before leaving he also [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-destructoid-updates-disclosure-policies-due-to-controversy-thank-you/ changed Dtoid's disclosure policy to be less shit] (while still pointing out that everyone who wanted this is a misogynist anyway).
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==See Also==
==See Also==


*[[Destructoid]]
*[[Scam]]
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*[[Tranny]]
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*[[Indie]]
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*[[What the fuck]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
 
[[File:Phantom dick.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Just like Chloe himself, his obvious self-insert can't hide his giant dick]]
{{twitter|ChloeSagal|Sagal on twitter}}<br>
*<s>{{twitter|ChloeSagal|Sagal on twitter}}</s>, Deleted but archived copies exist on [https://web.archive.org/web/20150723160044/https://twitter.com/ChloeSagal Wayback Machine] and [http://archive.is/y17PH Archive.Is]<br>
{{ytuser|ChloeSagal|Sagal on YouTube}}<br>
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{{Tumblr|chloesagal|Sagal on tumblr}}[[File:Phantom dick.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Just like Chloe himself, his obvious self-insert can't hide his giant dick]]
*{{Tumblr|chloesagal|Sagal on tumblr}}<br>
*{{fb|chloe.sagal|Sagal on FaceBook}}
* [http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Where you can get all the latest ''no'' updates on the game Chloe ''isn't'' making]  
* [http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Where you can get all the latest ''no'' updates on the game Chloe ''isn't'' making]  
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/8_low_points_for_nerds_in_2013.php Sagal in an article about the internet's 8 biggest lowpoints of 2013]
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/8_low_points_for_nerds_in_2013.php Sagal in an article about the internet's 8 biggest lowpoints of 2013]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130426033120/http://www.theindiestone.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=12310&start=120 Archived version of his pretend suicide thread]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130426033120/http://www.theindiestone.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=12310&start=120 Archived version of his pretend suicide thread]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130709043206/http://www.gofundme.com/ChloeSagal Archived version of his second fraud charity (records of the first have not been kept)]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130709043206/http://www.gofundme.com/ChloeSagal Archived version of his second fraud charity (records of the first have not been kept)]
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoid-corruption-and-ruined-careers/ Destructoid exposed pt. 1]
{{EDFthread|18342|The GamerGate thread on our forum}}
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoids-battle-with-abuse-lies-and-scandals-part-1/ Destructoid exposed pt. 2]
*{{kym|memes/people/chloe-sagal Chloe Sagal}}
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoids-battle-with-abuse-lies-and-scandals-part-2/ Destructoid exposed pt. 3]
*{{kf|9216|Chloe Sagal}} - A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Chloe Sagal.
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-nowhere-on-my-site-does-it-say-we-are-journalists-says-destructoid-owner/ Destructoid exposed pt. 4]
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-borderlands-2-dev-outs-destructoid-corruption-polygon-nepotism/ Destructoid exposed pt. 5]
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-destructoid-updates-disclosure-policies-due-to-controversy-thank-you/ Destructoid exposed pt. 6]
* [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-tfyc-was-doxxed-by-a-games-writer-not-zoe-quinn/ Destructoid exposed pt. 7]




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Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Chloe Sagal is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Lose an iPod?

This page contains an hero.
Lose an iPod to transphobia?

This page contains someone who was Stunning and Brave.
   
 
Witnesses gave conflicting statements about the gender of the person.
 

 
 

The Oregonian's article on Sagal's death

Does not = cock out
Sagal breaks into someone's house at 4am
The most flattering photo of Sagal out there...
and he still just looks like a man in a wig
Even Brianna Wu can't stand the fucker.

Chloe Sagal is was a failed "game developer" and egomaniacal, mentally ill tranny that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the army for making up a mental illness, became an Indiegogo scammer kike who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to kill himself live on camera.

An army of dickgirl fetishists masquerading as social justice warriors came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from Destructoid and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until GamerGate kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.

You don't have to be a tranny to be a detestable, insane, drama-whoring, emotional parasite... but it helps!

Sagal in General

Games

Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "Gone Home" and "Homestuck" (which make sense since GH is also just a walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is a pixilated version of Sagal himself (we aren't kidding) wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the flashlight). The entire game can be finished in under an hour.

The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid 90s, the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from Youtube and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more hilarious than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.

It is never explained why the killer is in the house (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "Silent Hill" on the PS1 instead.


Looks almost as good as any other 1988 adventure game


His second, recently started but never to be finished, "game" is "Super Noah Vs. The Dinosaurs". Because, like most indie, sjw game developers who have no actual skill or training, Sagal is forced to make "artistic" games instead of real ones. In the game world "artistic" is a shorthand for "Cheaply made hack-job focusing 100% on ham-handed left-wing preaching instead of gameplay".

The liberal propaganda theme of the day is "Creationism is dumb lol", and is delivered via a 20 year old of animation and 50 year old jokes.


Actual gameplay

Fuck
Actual gameplay

English



Quotes

   
 
On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).
 

 
 

—Sagal on being Loveshy

   
 
...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.
 

 
 

—Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the fail

   
 
I also have another issue which is undiagnosed (which is specifically why I was removed from the USMC) that causes me to blank out for a certain amount of time and start doing strange things (mostly just sitting around mumbling, walking to places, being odd)
 

 
 

Sagal self-diagnosing? In my marine corps?

   
 
I am a strong and independent woman
 

 
 

—Except he's a man begging for donations.

Indiegogo Drama

"Please help me get money for surgery to get the shards of shrapnel out of my heart." - Chloe

You're 5 years old again.

You see that toy you want in the store. It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.

Your small child body starts filling with tension, your hands begin to clench, you even feel some pain in your chest. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because you are dying.


 
 
I was the one looking for donations back in April, because I am dying.
 

 

—Sagal, thinking getting his dick cut off is the path to world peace


Sagal started a funding project on Indiegogo for a life-saving operation. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "Shrapnel in her {sic} body" and resulted in metal poisoning which, as some of you might notice, is essentially the plot to "Iron Man".

Sagal was also asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering. This is perhaps conveniently about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery. The Euroarticle notes that "Family won't help her, incidentally" and that he is seeking a second operation that "Is vital to myself being able to live a normal life".

At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery after people started suspecting that this was a scam.


 
 
there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very reclusive. The people that need to know have all the information.
 

 

—Sounds legit.


 
 
Absence of information is not evidence of abscence, and if you don't know something, you're statement has to end there. To suggest anything further is making an argument from ignorance, all skeptics need to know this.
 

 

—He is literally quoting Donald Rumsfeld


So logical, right? Shows it pays to trust in "Men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy individual at their word and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and began threatening to kill himself.


 
 
As di prdicted they nightmaree

I'm not going to make it through the night. I'm sorry
 


 



 
 
Indiegogo deemed my page too high risk to resume funding, so they're refunding everything.


I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a knife pushed to my stomach, but a very good person managed to talk me down. The feeling was intense. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.

Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.
 


 


Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soon after, in what must have been the inspiration for Toaster Steve, he "commits suicide" live on on Twitch TV.


 
 
Reports are coming out of a Reddit thread saying that viewers of the stream saw her take a bunch of pills and lay on her bed before the stream was taken down.
 

 


This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over LGBT suicide while surviving, but the campaign was not brought back and Sagal uploaded his suicide attempt from his YouTube account for more attention.


Where is HE naos? Old news! More scams inbound!

Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the highly anticipated: HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo and, thanks to his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z, it is going to be released in his own words:
"Never".
But you too, can still send money.

And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny kike- Sagal set up a new phishing charity drive where you can donate to him now that he's asking "Honestly" in exchange for making a game that he's supposed to be making anyway because it's his fucking job.

The campaign page is gone and it is unclear whether he ever actually raised the money. The only clue that can be found is an article about it saying that it is "Not going well".


Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice there isn't a link in the post.


Sagal and GamerGate: 3 Suicide attempt, 7 threats and counting

Since the spotlight was off of Chloe for about a month or two, Chloe decided to whine on twitter about what Chloe usually whines about: attempting suicide again. But this time there was a twist! Since GamerGate was going on at the time it was a perfect time for SJWs to get Sagal to kill herself so that they could say GG did it! This was done by one random anti-GG activist (and friend of obvious tranny Sarah Butts) who deleted all his old anti-GG tweets before starting to troll Sagal as he was crying about suicide again, and also by reporting someone who reported his suicide tweets to twitter so that someone could get help and pretending he was harassing Chloe. Surprisingly (or not), Chloe tried to kill himself again and ended up in the hospital thanks to his supportive SJW friends (and also the guy who reported him was later unbanned).


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Surprising absolutely nobody, Chloe "miraculously" survived the night and was ready to do it again on Xmas! He then spent Christmas day attention whoring and pretending that he was dying (his followers have the memory of a goldfish) and yelling at people that told him pix or it didn't happen or question if someone that previously used suicide to attention whore in the past was, in fact, using suicide to attention whore again. The icing on the cake was when Chloe tried to use this to shame Notch and pewdiepie into giving him sheckles for surgery. Surgery for... who cares? Stop asking. Why are you attacking him? We can only hope that the suspense is killing Chloe as much as it's killing us.

Recently Chloe has "clarified" his situation. It's not that urgent; even though two nights ago was his last night alive Chloe is only dying slowly. Yes, he has included Patreon Paypal advertising in the meantime, because dead people have such a need for private funds.

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In January of 2015, the emo tears kept flowing. Just like his rival Brianna Wu, Sagal would not stop injecting himself into GamerGate and kept trying to become the next big professional victim (when in reality everyone just wants him to shut the fuck up and die already) to get easy white knight moniez without having to do any work, since otherwise Chloe's "disease" prevents the lad from getting food and jewgolds. You see, Chloe has an illness; quite a fatal, terminal illness and he has no hope of recovery unless he can scam enough money to undergo surgery. It literally takes only five minutes of looking at his feed to find out that, no, it's not chronic pussybitch syndrome. It turns out that this horrifying condition is... bearing an unmutilated penis. That's it. Not having a pseudo-vagina is quite literally killing him, or so he would have you believe, and he just won't fucking shut up about it. Proving that trannies are, in fact, deeply disturbed individuals, Chloe has begun turning on his friends when they deny him money and/or attention.

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Bitchfight with Pixelgoth

Having to constantly be the most oppressed is hard, so when Pixelgoth, notable for exposing the fact everyone in the industry knows Zoe Quinn has sex to advance her career and then trying to become an SJW again while still telling SJWs she hates them, tried to steal the spotlight from Chloe (or just didn't help him in his new scam) he got mad. It culminated in a bitch fight (or actually a cock fight as they both have dongs) on Twitter, until Chloe once again said he was going to kill himself. Just do it already, Chloe. In the aftermath Sagal, Pixelgoth and for some reason Randi Harper all blocked one another.


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Slapfight with Brianna Wu

Not satisfied, Sagal went to Brianna Wu. After Bri successfully managed to pressure Patreon into changing their ToS (without banning him despite his violation it), Sagal thought he could do the same for him and get his money back that PayPal and IndieGoGo stole. But unlike KickStarter and Patreon that are run by SJWs, Paypal and IndieGoGo are run by greedy jews who make most of their money from shutting down campaigns and keeping the donations. Therefore, they couldn't give less of a shit about Bri, and Zoe. And Wu knew it. Wu tried to calm Sagal down and get him to fuck off which resulted in them trying to out-shame one another with typical SJW jargon that doesn't work when they use it on each other. But, while Wu is a con artist, Sagal is just plain crazy and ended up publishing their chatlogs and threatening suicide yet again.


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Cock fight


This ended in Evers calling Wu a tranny-traitor and turning into a dick-girl threeway bitch fight.

Slapfight With Encyclopedia Dramatica!

Right around the same time this was going on, Chloe got into it with EDF2's resident tranny "Nonny" (seriously, we have a black, tranny porn-star with a giant dick on our forum) because she dared laugh at a comic making fun of fake rape allegations. Chloe spammed her with frantic claims of being a cripple, autistic, rape victim with PTSD and a terminal illness, and when he was unable to out-oppression her because they are both trannies but Nonny is also black while Sagal is only Romini, Sagal accused her of being an old, white man. Our tranny just laughed, screencapped it and posted it on our forum.


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Chloe continued by inboxing her and then blocking Nonny, ranting about her on twitter while implying that ED doxed him and subsequently got him raped, and warning that the same will happen to her before blocking Nonny there too. Finally, Chloe tried to blank this article twice, replacing it with:

 
 
We are internet sheriffs No one loves us Screenshots are evidence We take people at face value We cannot think on our own

No one can be left alone Everyone must work for someone Money is more important than anything
 


 

—"I shouldn't have to work for money", Chloe Sagal

 
 
We're internet sheriffs. We don't have any actual detective skills, but we've seen them on TV.

IndieGoGo and Paypal ran off with ~$40k and we go after the scapegoat, because we're dumb as fuck and we think out of context screen shots of tweets is conclusive evidence.
 


 

—"IndieGoGo stole my stolen money", Chloe Sagal


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This Girl is on FIRE

Death by social justice that fuels her to suicide.
   
 
I didn't think it would hurt this bad
 

 
 

Reportedly, these were his last words.

On June 20, 2018, Chloe committed his last act of attention whoring. Sagal decided to finally an hero for real by self-immolating in the middle of a public park in Portland, probably assuming he'd survive again and be able to milk it for money. The performance went as follows: Chloe limped into the park on a pair of crutches, again pretending to be disabled for sympathy, pulled out a pre-written statement he had prepared, half of which was immediately blown away by a gust of wind, then read out the remaining pages with nobody listening or caring (witnesses say it was something about poverty and mental illness but no one could actually remember any of it), then poured some gas on himself and lit a match.

The reason Chloe finally decided to off himself was that every tranny in Portland was finally sick of him and kicked him out of their houses, leaving him homeless. That's why, unlike you might expect with a story about a trans "Game developer" setting himself on fire to protest Trump or whatever, no one seemed to even care that Chloe died. Simply because all the trannies who would usually be screaming about this from the rooftops don't want anyone to know its their fault he did it.

Instead, everyone who ever got harasses by Chloe with his death threats and demands for money and subsequently told him to go kill himself, people like Brianna Wu, Devi Evers, Zinnia Jones and Ian Miles Cheong, all started throwing blame onto each other and occasionally pointing a finger at Kiwi Farms along with GamerGate, Encyclopedia Dramatica,and the Alt-right, saying that they harassed Sagal and reported his facebook posts about suicide, when in reality, KF hasn't talked about Chloe in over 6 months and never directly interacted with him, ED hasn't updated this article in ages and Chloe's FB account was private, so the only one who could have been reporting her were her friends.


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In the end, Chloe dies the way he lived:
Being melodramatic for pity and attention.

We dedicate this song to you, you dumb cunt.


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