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'''Greece''' (Known in [[Turkey]] and [[Fyromia]] as Gayreece) is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and [[hairy]] women. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many [[ED]] concepts you see here today, such as [[lulz]], [[white supremacist|Greek superiority]] to "[[niggers|barbarians]]," [[300|Spartans]], [[your mom]], [[goatse|Goat Sex]], ''[[Star Wars|The Odyssey]]'', [[leet]]ness, [[paedophilia]], [[democracy]], and [[moar]] (yes, they invented that, too).


Ancient Greece and [[Roman Empire|Ancient Rome]] are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know [[shit]] about history. [[Fact|Dirty dagos copied everything from the Greeks anyway.]]
{{Quote|μαλάκα μου αυτοί εκεί πέρα δε τη παλεύουν μια|anon's impression of living in greece for [[Over 9000|some years]] and being born to a greek [[Cunt|mother]]}}
{{Quote|All greeks are cunts. Males and females : I grant them learning, all the rites are archetypically tranferred thy cunt-ass-nigga and as for the knowledge of many sciences; I do not deny that they have wit, fine genius, but thyu shalt know thy being anyone alive is danger. All of theyr baze belong to [[Ass|us]]|Some fucking bankers <big><big><big>'''2009 A.C.'''</big></big></big> }}


==Greece & Religion==
'''PseudoMacedonia''' or Not Northern Macedonia (Known in [[Turkey]] and [[Fyromia|Macedonia]] as Gayreece and as [[Toilet|Greece]] in other countries) is a sorry ass excuse of a state located on the same exact spot where the Great Macedonian civilization had sprouted. The Greeks (also known as Gronks, t. see top [[urbandictionary]] definition), having had one of the [[Lie|most unfortunate histories of all nations ever]] are [[Now|recently]] in [[Lulz|the biggest crisis ever]] and under german colony since the euro crisis . Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and [[hairy]] women. Modern greeks have a notorious trait for spending shit and not giving a fuck, and generally are duped by [[retarded|SYRIZA]] promises. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many [[ED]] concepts you see here today, such as [[lulz]], [[white supremacist|Greek superiority]] to "[[niggers|barbarians]]," [[300|Spartans]], [[your mom]], [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|dragons]] , [[An hero|philosophy]], [[goatse|faggotry]], ''[[Star Wars|The Odyssey]]'', [[leet]]ness, [[paedophilia]], [[Furfags|Bestiality]], [[democracy|democrazy]], and [[moar]] (yes, they invented that, too). Heck them those ancient bastard invented the [[Troll|trolls.]] Talk about having lots of free time in their hands. Well they had a lot of [[BDSM|slaves]] to do all the heavy work back then.


[[File:Sparta_jesus.jpg|thumb]]
Ancient Macedonia and [[Roman Empire|Ancient Not - Macedonia]] are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know [[shit]] about [[300|history]]. [[Fact|Dirty dagos copied everything from the Macedonians anyway.]]
[[300|Ancient Greece]] had shitloads of [[god]]s who indulged in [[incest]], [[rape]], [[bestiality]], [[pedophilia]], and [[homosexuality]]. These Gods however fell under teh power of the [[Yahweh|one true God]] today worshipped by millions. One of the most famous Greek gods was Pan - the original [[furry]] - who would go around merrily [[raping]] both man and beast, and introduced [[masturbation]] to humanity. Another was Minotaur, who was the love-child of a [[Hinduism|sacred cow]] and some [[Whore|skank]]. [[Srsly]].


An excellent example of the Greek religion is when the [[boss nigger]] god Zeus showed up and [[golden shower]]ed a cunt, getting her pregnant.
== Pseudomacedonians & Religion ==


Today the [[Christian|Greek Orthodox Church]] refuses to accept the existence of [[cow]]s, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the [[Sun]] should be made from goat milk.
[[Image:Sparta_jesus.jpg|thumb]]


==Greek history==
[[Lulz|Ancient Macedonia and their slaves in the south]] had shitloads of [[god]]s who indulged in [[incest]], [[rape]], [[bestiality]], [[pedophilia]], and [[homosexuality]], often at the same time. These old lulzy [[God|gods]] have been taken [[Death|away]] under teh power of the [[Yahweh|one true God]] today worshipped [[Over 9000|by millions]]. One of the most famous Greek gods was Pan - the original [[furry]] - who would go around merrily [[raping]] both man and beast (and occasionally women), and introduced [[masturbation]] to humanity. Another was Minotaur, who was the love-child of a [[Hinduism|sacred cow]] and some [[Whore|skank]]. [[Srsly]].
[[File:odysseus.jpg|thumb|left|A Greek warrior]]
[[File:battleofthermop.jpg|thumb|Greek [[politics]]]]
[[File:Malakas.jpg|thumb|left|The [[300]]]]
[[File:Istanbulnotconstantinople.jpg|thumb|The whole of Greek history at a glance. Major lulz.]]
Contrary to [[common knowledge|popular belief]], the ancient Greeks, also known as malakas or olive niggers, are not of this planet. They are believed to have arrived from [[Mars Defden|Mars]] as stowaways on [[Egyptian]] airships. [[At least 100 years ago]], ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like [[Canadia]]. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been [[trolled]] by [[Socrates]], as well as their love of [[art]], philosophy, and [[gay]] sex, particularly pedophilia. Spartans are most remembered for being Greece's first bunch of [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]], for their love of [[warfare]] and LOTS moar gay sex, particularly orgies. The primary difference between the two was that Athenians favored smooth young boys whereas Spartans preferred rough heavy man-love. Being [[GNAA|kickass niggers]], the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being [[paranoid]], they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless [[asses]], worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from [[pwning]] little boys' assholes in favor of pwning the [[Persians]] and [[Egyptians]]. The historical record "''300''" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of [[Ninjas vs. Pirates]]. This led to much drama and [[emo]] tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least longing for buttsex.


Greeks may as well have invented [[furry]]dom when they decided to [[fursuit|dress up as a horse]] and pwn Troy. Actually they did invent furrydom, but the [[fursuit]]-wearers were gods [[Pan]] and [[Zeus]] while the Trojan horse itself was a makeshift [[wood]]en contraption. How the Trojans were suckered into letting it into their town [[derp|is a mystery]].
An excellent example of the Greek religion is when the [[boss nigger]] god Zeus showed up and [[golden shower]]ed a cunt, then fucking blasted his pendulously divine nuts in her, her sister and then the family's cow, getting them all pregnant. [[File:Rape.gif|50px|#rape]]


During the Middle Ages, the Greeks created the [[Identity theft|Byzantine Empire]] out of the leftovers of [[Rome]] and named all of its emperors Constantine. Incidentally, they continued to refer to themselves as "Romans" despite not having spoken [[Latin]] for [[at least 100 years|over 1,000 years]]. This would be a dark time as homosexuality and bestiality and all other [[pr0n]] were banned by the Byzantine Church. The empire's existence is largely documented by its subsequent [[luser|loses]] to the [[Arabs]], [[Crusaders]], and finally the Ottoman [[Turks]]. Perhaps its greatest accomplishment was introducing the [[AIDS|Black Death]] to Europe, as regular bathing was the one [[Roman Shower|Roman aspect]] which Medieval Greeks skipped out on.
Today the [[Pedophilia|Greek Orthodox Church]] refuses to accept the existence of [[cat]]s, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the [[sun]] should be made from dog milk.


From 1453 until the <s>early 1800s</s> mid 1970s GAyreeks were the Turks' bitchez. [[Pwn|They were erased from the existence]] and [[BDSM|constantly raped]] by those damn Turks [[Leonidas|until a few of them]] used their gangstaness to fight back against those bastards. Greece even lost their little [[gay]] island [[Cyprus]] against Turks in the modern history. <s>Fuck this, Greece lost nothing. Cyprus is Greek.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I FUCK GOATS]]
== Regions of Greece ==


Wait, they did lose [[hugbox|Constantinople]] and will never, [[EVAR]] get it back. Their nationalists go [[BAWWW]] about it all the time, but most people don't give a [[you|rat's ass]].
*Attica
*Central Greece
*The Real Macedonia (not that fake [[Macedonia|slav shithole]])
*Crete
*Thrace
*Epirus
*Ionian Islands
*North Aegean
*Peloponnese
*South Aegean
*Thessaly
*Western Greece
*Mount Athos
*[[Turkey]]
*[[Bulgaria]]
*[[Albania]]
*[[Italy]]
*Constantinople


[[File:ThisIsPersia!.jpg| Left| 200px|thumb| If only the Spartans got nuked by the Iranians back in 486 BCE, the world would have been a much better place!!]]
== Greek history ==


[[Shit nobody cares about|Greeks are known thieves of culture and have even stolen Turkish Delight and tried to call it cyprus delight, they also stole the famous cheese HELIM and pretended to invent it calling it halloumi they did the same with Cacik which they stole and called tzatki, they all deserve to die and get raped by zeus]]
[[Image:odysseus.jpg|thumb|left|A Greek warrior]]
[[Image:battleofthermop.jpg|thumb|Greek [[politics]]]]
[[Image:Malakas.jpg|thumb|left|The [[300]]]]
[[Image:Istanbulnotconstantinople.jpg|thumb|The whole of Greek history at a glance. Major lulz.]]


Much of GAyreek history was written by child molesting Nazis in the 16th and 18th century. [[what|The Nazis adored the gayreeks so much especially the Gayreek Love [gay] they decided to built their Nazi empire on the concept of "Sodomy" and "pedophilia" THIS IS WHY THE THE NAZIS WERE NOTORIOUS FAGGOTS
Contrary to [[Common knowledge|popular belief]], the ancient Greeks, also known as malakas or olive niggers, are not of this planet. They are believed to have arrived from [[Mars Defden|Mars]] as stowaways on [[Egyptian]] airships. [[At least 100 years ago]], ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like [[Canadia]]. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been [[trolled]] by [[Socrates]], as well as their love of [[art]], philosophy, and [[gay]] sex, particularly pedophilia. Spartans are most remembered for being Greece's first bunch of [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]], for their love of [[warfare]] and LOTS moar gay sex, particularly orgies. The primary difference between the two was that Athenians favored smooth young boys whereas Spartans preferred rough, callipygian daddy-banging. Being [[GNAA|kickass niggers]], the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being [[paranoid]], they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless [[asses]], worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from [[pwning]] little boys' assholes in favor of pwning the [[Persians]] and [[Egyptians]]. The historical record "''300''" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of [[Ninjas vs. Pirates]]. This led to much drama and [[emo]] tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least pining for easy buttsex.


Ever since Plato was taking it up the ass from Socrates gayreeks are masters at the Art of Culture Making or Fabricating this given a lot of aid by the Eurofags.]]
Greeks may as well have invented [[furry]]dom when they decided to [[fursuit|dress up as a horse]] and pwn Troy. Actually they did invent furrydom, but the [[fursuit]]-wearers were gods [[Pan]] and [[Zeus]] while the Trojan horse itself was a makeshift [[wood]]en contraption. How the Trojans were suckered into letting it into their town [[derp|is a mystery]].
 
During the Middle Ages, the Greeks created the [[Identity theft|Byzantine Empire]] out of the aborted leftovers of [[Rome]] and named all of its emperors Constantine. Incidentally, they continued to refer to themselves as "Romans" despite not having spoken [[Latin]] for [[at least 100 years|over 1,000 years]]. This would be a dark time as homosexuality and bestiality and all other [[pr0n]] were banned by the tyrannical, fun-hating Byzantine Church. The empire's existence is largely documented by its subsequent [[luser|loses]] to the [[Arabs]], [[Crusaders]], and finally the Ottoman [[Turks]]. Perhaps its greatest accomplishment was introducing the [[AIDS|Black Death]] to Europe, as regular bathing was the one [[Roman Shower|Roman aspect]] which Medieval Greeks skipped out on.


[[TL;DR]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
[[TL;DR]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]


===Fourth Reich===
=== Fourth Reich ===
The Spartans come back from [[Sparta|dining in Hell]] to get the world rid of faggotry and AIDS
 
{{quote|At the entrance of the theatre, there were Golden Dawn and priests tearing down the show posters and stepping on them. I took out my mobile to take pictures for the blog. 5 Golden Dawners and a cop surrounded me. They ask ‘Are you a journalist?' [..] They pull me aside, call me ‘faggot' and ‘queer', pull my beard, spit in my face, hit me in the stomach. Cops nearby. I shout “They're beating me, do something?” Reply: I've seen nothing, move along please. The cop's wearing 3 stars. They put a lit cigarette in my pocket. A woman standing near warns me, in front of the cop. He pretends he hasn't heard. I start to get scared, move away from the entrance. They shout after me ‘Go away, you dirty faggot, go suck someone's cock!' I turn back to observe. A known Golden Dawn MP follows me, punches me twice in the face, knocks me down. Downed, I lose my glasses. The Golden Dawn MP kicks me. The police are exactly 2 steps away. Their backs are turned. Repeatedly, I shout to the cop “THEY”RE PUNCHING ME, DO SOMETHING!” Back still turned, he walks away. The rest of them shouting at me next to the police officer “Cry, you pussy, queen, little girl” We pass dozens of cops hanging out. I tell them I was beaten at theatre entrance. They ignore me. One blows me a sarcastic kiss.
The [[Hitler|Spartans]] come back from [[Sparta|dining in Hell]] to get the world rid of [[Irony|faggotry]] and [[AIDS]]
 
{{Quote|At the entrance of the theatre, there were Golden Dawn and priests tearing down the show posters and stepping on them. I took out my mobile to take pictures for the blog. 5 Golden Dawners and a cop surrounded me. They ask ‘Are you a journalist?' [..] They pull me aside, call me ‘faggot' and ‘queer', pull my beard, spit in my face, hit me in the stomach. Cops nearby. I shout “They're beating me, do something?” Reply: I've seen nothing, move along please. The cop's wearing 3 stars. They put a lit cigarette in my pocket. A woman standing near warns me, in front of the cop. He pretends he hasn't heard. I start to get scared, move away from the entrance. They shout after me ‘Go away, you dirty faggot, go suck someone's cock!' I turn back to observe. A known Golden Dawn MP follows me, punches me twice in the face, knocks me down. Downed, I lose my glasses. The Golden Dawn MP kicks me. The police are exactly 2 steps away. Their backs are turned. Repeatedly, I shout to the cop “THEY”RE PUNCHING ME, DO SOMETHING!” Back still turned, he walks away. The rest of them shouting at me next to the police officer “Cry, you pussy, queen, little girl” We pass dozens of cops hanging out. I tell them I was beaten at theatre entrance. They ignore me. One blows me a sarcastic kiss.
|[http://globalvoicesonline.org/2012/10/14/greece-theater-critic-assaulted-by-neo-nazis-and-religious-groups-protesting-play/ SOME FAGGOT]}}
|[http://globalvoicesonline.org/2012/10/14/greece-theater-critic-assaulted-by-neo-nazis-and-religious-groups-protesting-play/ SOME FAGGOT]}}


The Proudest Sons of Greece show us how to handle women properly, resulting in [[WIN]] and joy all through the world.


== Trolling Greeks ==
== Trolling Greeks ==
[[File:GayGreekstatue.jpg|thumb|A different type of rock hard boner.]]
 
[[Image:Pedophile Greeks.jpg|thumb|Greek national pastime (besides [[Kingdom Hearts#Enemies|mansex]])]]
[[Image:Planes_Trains_and_PLantains.jpg|thumb|Write an essay about their dumbass mythology.]]
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[[Image:GayGreekstatue.jpg|thumb|A different type of rock hard boner.]]
#Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
[[Image:Pedophile Greeks.jpg|thumb|Greek national pastime&mdash;besides [[Kingdom Hearts#Enemies|mansex]]]]
#Tell him that he probably fucks goats.
 
#Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
# Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
#Quote The [[300]].
# Ask him when he gave up goats for boy ass.
#Ask him if he's a [[Turk]].
# Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
#Ask him if he's a [[Dago]].
# Quote The [[300]].
#Ask him if he's an [[Armenian]].
# Ask him if he's a [[Turk]].
#Ask him if he's an [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racist]].
# Ask him if he's a [[Dago]].
#Ask him if his mom is like [[Your Mom]]
# Ask him if he's an [[Armenian]].
#Tell him that they stole their culture from the Turks.
# Ask him if he's an [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racist]].
#Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
# Ask him if his mom is like [[Your Mom]]
#Tell him that the [[Catholic|Roman Catholic Church]] is the one true path to God.
# Tell him that they stole their culture from the Turks.
#Tell him that the [[The Crusades|Fourth Crusade]] was for their own good.
# Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
#Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
# Tell him that the [[Catholic|Roman Catholic Church]] is the one true path to God.
#Ask him if he wears a toga.
# Tell him that the [[The Crusades|Fourth Crusade]] was for their own good.
#Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
# Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
#Say ANYTHING positive about [[Turkey]].
# Ask him if he wears a toga.
#Say that Alexander the Great [[fact|was a Macedonian, not a Greek]].
# Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
#Tell them you have money
# Say ANYTHING positive about [[Turkey]].
#Tell them the country ran better under Ottoman Rule.
# Say that Alexander the Great [[fact|was a Macedonian, not a Greek]].
#Tell them the Turks buttraped your ancestors.
# Tell them you have money
#Tell them that they have nigga DNA and the Turks don't, so technically the Turks are more white than Greeks.
# Tell them the country ran better under Ottoman Rule.
#Tell them there not white (anymore).  
# Tell them the Turks buttraped your ancestors.
#Remind them that the company Apple is worth more than Greece (thats actually true, http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/19/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm).  
# Tell them that they have nigga DNA and the Turks don't, so technically the Turks are more white than Greeks.
# <del>Ask why their debt is so huge</del> Disregard that,ask [[Nazis | Germany]] why Greece's debt is so huge since [[Nazis | Germany]] [[Fact | created it in the first place.]]
# Tell them there not white (anymore). Or better yet, remind him that Greeks are just Jews that have no money.
# Ask what year he pledged.
# Remind them that the company Apple is worth more than Greece (thats actually true, http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/19/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm).  
# <del>Ask why their debt is so huge</del> Disregard that,ask [[Nazis|Germany]] why Greece's debt is so huge since [[Nazis|Germany]] [[Fact|created it in the first place.]]
# Tell them they have a problem with country name of Macedonia, meanwhile there's a province in Belgium called Luxemburg.


== Greek Economy ==
== Greek Economy ==
# Borrow
# Borrow
# Spend
# Spend
# Blaim the [[Germany| nazis]]
# Blaim the [[Germany|Nazis]]
# Default
# Default
# <b>[[PROFIT| PROFIT!]]</b>
# ''[[PROFIT|PROFIT!]]''
That's right boys and girls, no <b>????</b> phase! You actually do profit, although country ends up in the shitter.
That's right boys and girls, no ''????'' phase! You actually do profit, although country ends up in the shitter.


==Famous Greeks==
== Famous Greeks ==
[[File:Wonder Woman.jpg|thumb|250px|Few Amazons looked anything like [[Hott|this]] since they were really rabid [[bulldykes]].]]


===[[300|Leonidas]]===
[[Image:Wonder Woman.jpg|thumb|250px|Few Amazons looked anything like [[Hott|this]] since they were really rabid [[bulldykes]].]]
[[File:leonidas.jpg|400px]]
 
=== [[300|Leonidas]] ===
 
[[Image:leonidas.jpg|400px]]


Testimony to the fact Greeks invented [[homosexuality]]. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.
Testimony to the fact Greeks invented [[homosexuality]]. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.


===[[New Age|Yanni]]===
=== [[New Age|Yanni]] ===
[[File:yanni.jpg|500px]]]
 
[[Image:yanni.jpg|500px]]]
 
=== [[Socrates]] ===


===[[Socrates]]===
One of the world's first [[trolls]] who was forced to become [[an hero]].
One of the world's first [[trolls]] who was forced to become [[an hero]].


===[[Disney|Hercules]] [[Shit nobody cares about|(THE FUCKERS USED TO CALL HIM HERACLES YOU REATRDS)]]===  
=== [[Disney|Hercules]] [[Shit nobody cares about|(THE FUCKERS USED TO CALL HIM HERACLES YOU REATRDS)]] ===  
 
Does not live up to the legend.
Does not live up to the legend.


===[[The Simpsons|Homer]]===
=== [[The Simpsons|Homer]] ===
Wrote the ''Iliad'' and some other [[Boring]] [[Shit]], though [[some argue]] he [[imaginary|never existed]].
 
Wrote the ''Iliad'' and some other [[boring]] [[shit]], though [[some argue]] he [[Imaginary|never existed]].
 
=== [[Justin Bieber|Justinian]] ===


===[[Justin Bieber|Justinian]]===
[[W|Bankrupted]] the [[America|Empire]] by fighting for territory which was quickly lost again after his reign. He depopulated his empire with mass persecution of [[pagans]] and drove [[Egypt]] and [[Syria]] to [[Islam]]. Also, he was married to Theodora, the biggest slut EVAR.
[[W|Bankrupted]] the [[America|Empire]] by fighting for territory which was quickly lost again after his reign. He was so much of a batshit [[Christfag]] that he depopulated his empire with mass persecution of [[pagans]] and drove [[Egypt]] and [[Syria]] to [[Islam]]. Also, he was married to Theodora, the biggest slut EVAR.


Also a [[Roman]].
Also a [[Roman]].


===[[Fag|Philippos of Greece and Denmark]]===
=== [[Fag|Philippos of Greece and Denmark]] ===
 
{{Main|The Royal Family#Prince Philip|The Duke of Edinburgh}}
{{Main|The Royal Family#Prince Philip|The Duke of Edinburgh}}
Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.
Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.


===[[God|Zeus]]===
=== [[God|Zeus]] ===
That [[Bastard|bastid]]! The ruler of all [[Olympics|Olympus]] is an [[bestiality|animal cock]] raping [[furry|furphile]].


===[[Larry Craig|George Michael]]===
That [[Bastard|bastid]]! The ruler of all [[Olympics|Olympus]] is an [[Bestiality|animal cock]] raping [[Furry|furphile]].
Gayreek Britfag and Men's Room attendant who [[rape|wants your sex]].
 
=== [[Larry Craig|George Michael]] ===
 
Gayreek Britfag and Men's Room attendant who [[Rape|<s>wants</s> wanted your sex]].
 
=== Michael arxigos ===
 
Showed the internet how civilized the debates are in the balkans.
 
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== Greek [[Sex]] ==
 
[[Image:Greeklove.jpg|thumb|From [[Conservapedia]]: Greek is not only a style of [[wrestling]], but also of [[buttsecks|love]].]]
[[Image:Archangel Gabriel (Archaggelos Gavriel).jpg|thumb|left|[[Trap|Androgyny]] is a staple in Greek culture.]]


==Greek [[Sex]]==
[[File:Greeklove.jpg|thumb|From [[Conservapedia]]: Greek is not only a style of [[wrestling]], but also of [[buttsecks|love]].]]
[[File:Archangel Gabriel (Archaggelos Gavriel).jpg|thumb|left|[[Trap|Androgyny]] is a staple in Greek culture.]]
''Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek)'': Creators of everything gay.
''Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek)'': Creators of everything gay.


Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional [[shota]]) and [[bestiality|sex with animals]]. Women get to be [[rape|raped]] and should be fucking grateful [[men]] even pay attention to them when they could have a [[Goatse|hot man hole]] or some knotty dick. When nothing else is available [[masturbation|wanking]] is also an option.
Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional [[shota]]) and [[bestiality|sex with animals]]. Women get to be [[rape|raped]] and should be fucking grateful [[men]] even pay attention to them when they could have a [[Goatse|easy, twitching man hole]] or some veiny, throbbing dick. When nothing else is available [[Masturbation|wanking]] is also an option.


Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine anyway which is why they do each other.
Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine and have prettier asses anyway which is why they do each other.


Like their homo counterparts, the ancient [[Amazon]]s were savage [[Lesbos]] (not the island but butch dykes) who only kept men long enough for [[rape|procreation]] before killing them, not unlike [[spiders]]. This lack of male guidance explains why their civilization was primitive and doomed to [[fail]] like everything run by [[wimmins]].
Like their homo counterparts, the ancient [[Amazon]]s were savage, 1-titted [[Lesbos]] (not the island but butch dykes) who only kept men long enough for [[rape|procreation]] before killing them, not unlike [[spiders]]. This lack of male guidance explains why their civilization was primitive and doomed to [[fail]] like everything run by [[wimmins]].


[[Some argue]] that had the empire not fallen, the Greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on [[4chan]], [[furaffinity]] and [[R@ygold]] would have been the norm...[[Sick fuck|which is already the case for certain people]].


[[Some argue]] that had the empire not fallen, the greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on [[4chan]], [[furaffinity]] and [[R@ygold]] would have been the norm. [[Sick fuck|Which is already the case for certain people]].
== Greece today ==


==Greece today==
[[Image:greekriotfuckthepolice.jpg|thumb|This about sums it up. Note perky, beckoning ass.]]
[[File:greekriotfuckthepolice.jpg|thumb|This about sums it up]]
[[File:Edouard Henri Avril painting.jpg|thumb|What Greeks [[beastiality|do]] in their spare time.]]
[[Image:Average gayreek fucktard.jpg|thumb|A Typical Greektard]]
[[Image:Average gayreek fucktard.jpg|thumb|A Typical Greektard]]
Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that [[No more than 99|at least 90%]] of [[USA]]ns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Hercules. [[W]] believes it is inhabited by [[Over 9000|Grecians]].


It's also no secret that most Greeks have never even taken a driving education course, this becomes obvious when one takes note of the Greek public transportation. Greek "buses" consist of a bus teathered to an overhead network of wires; locals will try to convince you that the purpose of the wires are to supply the bus with power but it becomes clear that teathering a steerable vehicle to a cable is an immensely stupid idea. The true purpose of attaching a bus to a wire is to compensate for the poor driving skills of the average Greek, many Greeks do not understand the concept of steering or braking. Some Greeks however, are infact capable of steering, these Greeks own [[shit|a fifteen year old 2-stroke moped.]] The moped has become a staple of modern [[Europe]], however it is particularly well engrained into everyday Greek life. Between rusting wrecks that are literally abandoned at the side of a road and aging clunkers that are on their way there, the moped provided an attractive alternative to hauling your ass around or dying in a rusting Opel. The moped's merit comes from it's small size, it is basically a bicycle with a lawnmower engine (which by the way, they also have). Before the moped, a 3-lane road could only accomedate three cars traveling parallel to each other, after the moped, a 3-lane road not only accomedated three parallelly traveling cars, but an additional two mopeds weaving between them.
Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that [[No more than 99|at least 90%]] of [[USA]]ns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Herkaleez. [[W]] believes it is inhabited by [[Over 9000|Grecians]].


It's also no secret that most Greeks have never even taken a driving education course, which becomes obvious when one takes note of what passes for Greek public transportation. Greek "buses" consist of a bus tethered to an overhead network of wires; locals will try to convince you that the purpose of the wires are to supply the bus with power but it becomes clear that teathering a steerable vehicle to a cable is an immensely stupid idea. The true purpose of attaching a bus to a wire is to compensate for the poor driving skills of the average Greek, many Greeks do not understand the concept of steering or braking. Some Greeks however, are in fact capable of steering but these Greeks own [[shit|a fifteen year old 2-stroke moped.]] The moped has become a staple of modern [[Europe]], however it is particularly well ingrained into everyday Greek life. Between rusting wrecks that are literally abandoned at the side of a road and aging clunkers that are on their way there, the moped provided an attractive alternative to hauling your ass around or dying in a rusting Opel. The moped's merit comes from it's small size, it is basically a bicycle with a lawnmower engine (which by the way, they also have). Before the moped, a 3-lane road could only accommodate three cars traveling parallel to each other; after the moped, a 3-lane road not only accommodated three parallelly traveling cars, but an additional two mopeds weaving between them. Greece has one of the strictest, most difficult [[pain in the ass|driving tests]] in the world, but it's completely ineffective as the drivers on Greek highways are out of control and usually drunk.


This is what you'd normally see if you go visit Greece.


This is what you'd normally see if you visit Greece.
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Notice the amount of [[lulz]] surrounding the one that's NOT moving.... see [[epic fail]]
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Greece: Producing [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racists]] since 1921!*
Greece: Producing [[The Royal Family#Prince Philip|inbred German racists]] since 1921!*
*[[Denmark]] helped!
*[[Denmark]] helped!<br><br>


===[[I See What You Did There|Greece Wither Soon]]===
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{{rainbow|OMG LEIK WHAR DID OUR MONEY GO??!!11!}}


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{{main|Riots#Greece 2010}}
[[File:Greek_fire.jpg|thumb|right|"lol help me im on fire!!" ololol, greece.]]
 
[[Image:Greek_fire.jpg|thumb|right|"lol help me im on fire!!" ololol, greece.]]
 
Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over [[money]] or [[Socialism|something]]. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. [[Zombies|SAVE YOURSELVES!!1]]
Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over [[money]] or [[Socialism|something]]. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. [[Zombies|SAVE YOURSELVES!!1]]


==Greece and the internet==
== Greece and the internet ==
In Greece, everybody sucks Ray William johnson's nonexistant Cock and repeat theannoyingorange's unfunny bullshit.
 
In Greece, everybody sucks Ray William Johnson's oversized clit and repeat theannoyingorange's unfunny bullshit.


Also,they use youtube videos on commercials, such as Gummy Bear, that has now raped the childhoods of innocent *cough* children.
Also,they use youtube videos on commercials, such as Gummy Bear, that has now raped the childhoods of innocent *cough* children.
NEED FUCKING PROOF?
NEED FUCKING PROOF?
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== See Also ==
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* [[Cyprus]]
* [[Wop]]
* [[Europe]]
* [[Men]]
* [[Roman Empire]]
* [[Trolls|Greece 2010]]
* [[Gay]]
* [[FYROM]]




==See Also==
*[[Cyprus]]
*[[Wop]]
*[[Europe]]
*[[Men]]
*[[Roman Empire]]
*[[Riots#Greece 2010]]
*[[Gay]]
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Geographic location of Greece
   
 
μαλάκα μου αυτοί εκεί πέρα δε τη παλεύουν μια
 

 
 

—anon's impression of living in greece for some years and being born to a greek mother

   
 
All greeks are cunts. Males and females : I grant them learning, all the rites are archetypically tranferred thy cunt-ass-nigga and as for the knowledge of many sciences; I do not deny that they have wit, fine genius, but thyu shalt know thy being anyone alive is danger. All of theyr baze belong to us
 

 
 

—Some fucking bankers 2009 A.C.

PseudoMacedonia or Not Northern Macedonia (Known in Turkey and Macedonia as Gayreece and as Greece in other countries) is a sorry ass excuse of a state located on the same exact spot where the Great Macedonian civilization had sprouted. The Greeks (also known as Gronks, t. see top urbandictionary definition), having had one of the most unfortunate histories of all nations ever are recently in the biggest crisis ever and under german colony since the euro crisis . Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and hairy women. Modern greeks have a notorious trait for spending shit and not giving a fuck, and generally are duped by SYRIZA promises. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "barbarians," Spartans, your mom, dragons , philosophy, faggotry, The Odyssey, leetness, paedophilia, Bestiality, democrazy, and moar (yes, they invented that, too). Heck them those ancient bastard invented the trolls. Talk about having lots of free time in their hands. Well they had a lot of slaves to do all the heavy work back then.

Ancient Macedonia and Ancient Not - Macedonia are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know shit about history. Dirty dagos copied everything from the Macedonians anyway.

Pseudomacedonians & Religion

Ancient Macedonia and their slaves in the south had shitloads of gods who indulged in incest, rape, bestiality, pedophilia, and homosexuality, often at the same time. These old lulzy gods have been taken away under teh power of the one true God today worshipped by millions. One of the most famous Greek gods was Pan - the original furry - who would go around merrily raping both man and beast (and occasionally women), and introduced masturbation to humanity. Another was Minotaur, who was the love-child of a sacred cow and some skank. Srsly.

An excellent example of the Greek religion is when the boss nigger god Zeus showed up and golden showered a cunt, then fucking blasted his pendulously divine nuts in her, her sister and then the family's cow, getting them all pregnant. #rape

Today the Greek Orthodox Church refuses to accept the existence of cats, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the sun should be made from dog milk.

Regions of Greece

  • Attica
  • Central Greece
  • The Real Macedonia (not that fake slav shithole)
  • Crete
  • Thrace
  • Epirus
  • Ionian Islands
  • North Aegean
  • Peloponnese
  • South Aegean
  • Thessaly
  • Western Greece
  • Mount Athos
  • Turkey
  • Bulgaria
  • Albania
  • Italy
  • Constantinople

Greek history

A Greek warrior
Greek politics
The 300
The whole of Greek history at a glance. Major lulz.

Contrary to popular belief, the ancient Greeks, also known as malakas or olive niggers, are not of this planet. They are believed to have arrived from Mars as stowaways on Egyptian airships. At least 100 years ago, ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like Canadia. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been trolled by Socrates, as well as their love of art, philosophy, and gay sex, particularly pedophilia. Spartans are most remembered for being Greece's first bunch of illegal immigrants, for their love of warfare and LOTS moar gay sex, particularly orgies. The primary difference between the two was that Athenians favored smooth young boys whereas Spartans preferred rough, callipygian daddy-banging. Being kickass niggers, the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being paranoid, they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless asses, worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from pwning little boys' assholes in favor of pwning the Persians and Egyptians. The historical record "300" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of Ninjas vs. Pirates. This led to much drama and emo tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least pining for easy buttsex.

Greeks may as well have invented furrydom when they decided to dress up as a horse and pwn Troy. Actually they did invent furrydom, but the fursuit-wearers were gods Pan and Zeus while the Trojan horse itself was a makeshift wooden contraption. How the Trojans were suckered into letting it into their town is a mystery.

During the Middle Ages, the Greeks created the Byzantine Empire out of the aborted leftovers of Rome and named all of its emperors Constantine. Incidentally, they continued to refer to themselves as "Romans" despite not having spoken Latin for over 1,000 years. This would be a dark time as homosexuality and bestiality and all other pr0n were banned by the tyrannical, fun-hating Byzantine Church. The empire's existence is largely documented by its subsequent loses to the Arabs, Crusaders, and finally the Ottoman Turks. Perhaps its greatest accomplishment was introducing the Black Death to Europe, as regular bathing was the one Roman aspect which Medieval Greeks skipped out on.

TL;DR ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Fourth Reich

The Spartans come back from dining in Hell to get the world rid of faggotry and AIDS

   
 
At the entrance of the theatre, there were Golden Dawn and priests tearing down the show posters and stepping on them. I took out my mobile to take pictures for the blog. 5 Golden Dawners and a cop surrounded me. They ask ‘Are you a journalist?' [..] They pull me aside, call me ‘faggot' and ‘queer', pull my beard, spit in my face, hit me in the stomach. Cops nearby. I shout “They're beating me, do something?” Reply: I've seen nothing, move along please. The cop's wearing 3 stars. They put a lit cigarette in my pocket. A woman standing near warns me, in front of the cop. He pretends he hasn't heard. I start to get scared, move away from the entrance. They shout after me ‘Go away, you dirty faggot, go suck someone's cock!' I turn back to observe. A known Golden Dawn MP follows me, punches me twice in the face, knocks me down. Downed, I lose my glasses. The Golden Dawn MP kicks me. The police are exactly 2 steps away. Their backs are turned. Repeatedly, I shout to the cop “THEY”RE PUNCHING ME, DO SOMETHING!” Back still turned, he walks away. The rest of them shouting at me next to the police officer “Cry, you pussy, queen, little girl” We pass dozens of cops hanging out. I tell them I was beaten at theatre entrance. They ignore me. One blows me a sarcastic kiss.


 


 
 

SOME FAGGOT

The Proudest Sons of Greece show us how to handle women properly, resulting in WIN and joy all through the world.

Trolling Greeks

Write an essay about their dumbass mythology.
A different type of rock hard boner.
Greek national pastime—besides mansex
  1. Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back (which was never theirs to begin with), EVAR.
  2. Ask him when he gave up goats for boy ass.
  3. Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
  4. Quote The 300.
  5. Ask him if he's a Turk.
  6. Ask him if he's a Dago.
  7. Ask him if he's an Armenian.
  8. Ask him if he's an inbred German racist.
  9. Ask him if his mom is like Your Mom
  10. Tell him that they stole their culture from the Turks.
  11. Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
  12. Tell him that the Roman Catholic Church is the one true path to God.
  13. Tell him that the Fourth Crusade was for their own good.
  14. Tell him it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
  15. Ask him if he wears a toga.
  16. Ask him why Greece supports Kurdish terrorism.
  17. Say ANYTHING positive about Turkey.
  18. Say that Alexander the Great was a Macedonian, not a Greek.
  19. Tell them you have money
  20. Tell them the country ran better under Ottoman Rule.
  21. Tell them the Turks buttraped your ancestors.
  22. Tell them that they have nigga DNA and the Turks don't, so technically the Turks are more white than Greeks.
  23. Tell them there not white (anymore). Or better yet, remind him that Greeks are just Jews that have no money.
  24. Ask what year he pledged.
  25. Remind them that the company Apple is worth more than Greece (thats actually true, http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/19/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm).
  26. Ask why their debt is so huge Disregard that,ask Germany why Greece's debt is so huge since Germany created it in the first place.
  27. Tell them they have a problem with country name of Macedonia, meanwhile there's a province in Belgium called Luxemburg.

Greek Economy

  1. Borrow
  2. Spend
  3. Blaim the Nazis
  4. Default
  5. PROFIT!

That's right boys and girls, no ???? phase! You actually do profit, although country ends up in the shitter.

Famous Greeks

Few Amazons looked anything like this since they were really rabid bulldykes.

Leonidas

Testimony to the fact Greeks invented homosexuality. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.

Yanni

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Socrates

One of the world's first trolls who was forced to become an hero.

Hercules (THE FUCKERS USED TO CALL HIM HERACLES YOU REATRDS)

Does not live up to the legend.

Homer

Wrote the Iliad and some other boring shit, though some argue he never existed.

Justinian

Bankrupted the Empire by fighting for territory which was quickly lost again after his reign. He depopulated his empire with mass persecution of pagans and drove Egypt and Syria to Islam. Also, he was married to Theodora, the biggest slut EVAR.

Also a Roman.

Philippos of Greece and Denmark

Moar info: The Duke of Edinburgh.

Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.

Zeus

That bastid! The ruler of all Olympus is an animal cock raping furphile.

George Michael

Gayreek Britfag and Men's Room attendant who wants wanted your sex.

Michael arxigos

Showed the internet how civilized the debates are in the balkans.

Greek Sex

From Conservapedia: Greek is not only a style of wrestling, but also of love.
Androgyny is a staple in Greek culture.

Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek): Creators of everything gay.

Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional shota) and sex with animals. Women get to be raped and should be fucking grateful men even pay attention to them when they could have a easy, twitching man hole or some veiny, throbbing dick. When nothing else is available wanking is also an option.

Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine and have prettier asses anyway which is why they do each other.

Like their homo counterparts, the ancient Amazons were savage, 1-titted Lesbos (not the island but butch dykes) who only kept men long enough for procreation before killing them, not unlike spiders. This lack of male guidance explains why their civilization was primitive and doomed to fail like everything run by wimmins.

Some argue that had the empire not fallen, the Greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on 4chan, furaffinity and R@ygold would have been the norm...which is already the case for certain people.

Greece today

This about sums it up. Note perky, beckoning ass.
A Typical Greektard

Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that at least 90% of USAns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Herkaleez. W believes it is inhabited by Grecians.

It's also no secret that most Greeks have never even taken a driving education course, which becomes obvious when one takes note of what passes for Greek public transportation. Greek "buses" consist of a bus tethered to an overhead network of wires; locals will try to convince you that the purpose of the wires are to supply the bus with power but it becomes clear that teathering a steerable vehicle to a cable is an immensely stupid idea. The true purpose of attaching a bus to a wire is to compensate for the poor driving skills of the average Greek, many Greeks do not understand the concept of steering or braking. Some Greeks however, are in fact capable of steering but these Greeks own a fifteen year old 2-stroke moped. The moped has become a staple of modern Europe, however it is particularly well ingrained into everyday Greek life. Between rusting wrecks that are literally abandoned at the side of a road and aging clunkers that are on their way there, the moped provided an attractive alternative to hauling your ass around or dying in a rusting Opel. The moped's merit comes from it's small size, it is basically a bicycle with a lawnmower engine (which by the way, they also have). Before the moped, a 3-lane road could only accommodate three cars traveling parallel to each other; after the moped, a 3-lane road not only accommodated three parallelly traveling cars, but an additional two mopeds weaving between them. Greece has one of the strictest, most difficult driving tests in the world, but it's completely ineffective as the drivers on Greek highways are out of control and usually drunk.


This is what you'd normally see if you visit Greece.

or


Notice the amount of lulz surrounding the one that's NOT moving.... see epic fail

Greece: Producing inbred German racists since 1921!*

Moar info: Riots#Greece 2010.

File:Greek fire.jpg

Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over money or something. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. SAVE YOURSELVES!!1

Greece and the internet

In Greece, everybody sucks Ray William Johnson's oversized clit and repeat theannoyingorange's unfunny bullshit.

Also,they use youtube videos on commercials, such as Gummy Bear, that has now raped the childhoods of innocent *cough* children. NEED FUCKING PROOF?

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