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[[Image:drp1zza durrrr.jpg||thumb|right|220px|Allan [[resmarted]].]]
[[Image:drp1zza durrrr.jpg|thumb|220px|Allan [[resmarted]].]]
'''drp1zza''' (aka '''Allan Ernest Caesar III''') and brother of [[SilentRob]], is yet another case of unfounded [[USI|megalomania]] from the greasy [[taint]] that is YouTube's [[vlog]]ger "community".  Allan's a [[socially retarded]] 24 year old [[ITG|keyboard warrior]] and [[batshit]] trailer-trash [[Christfag]] who has [[unrealistic expectations|high hopes]] for [[YouTube]] (and his Dad's eternal jobhunt).  Allan has left a sizeable [[shitstain]] on the tubes with a [[tl;dw|1000+]] videos centered mostly on [[issues]] that [[niggers|bother him]], with the odd train-wreck fit of aspie [[rage]] thrown in for good measure.  The [[lulz]] have mostly sprung from Allan's decision to make "vlogs" though, as he tends to speak in a [[HURR|unintelligible]], [[retarded|lethargic]] tone as if he's permanently [[drunk]] or [[lulz|chewing his own face whilst speaking]].  He lives in a [[Redneck|double-wide]] on a steady diet of [[welfare|government cheese]] with his dad, and graduated from high school in 2007 at the age of 22.  Allan is [[notable]] only for being '''''the''''' definition of [[white trash]] on YouTube.   
'''drp1zza''' (AKA '''Allan Ernest Caesar III''') and brother of [[SilentRob]], is yet another case of unfounded [[USI|megalomania]] from the greasy [[taint]] that is YouTube's [[vlog]]ger "community".  Allan's a [[socially retarded]] 24 year old [[ITG|keyboard warrior]] and [[batshit]] trailer-trash [[Christfag]] who has [[unrealistic expectations|high hopes]] for [[YouTube]] (and his Dad's eternal jobhunt).  Allan has left a sizeable [[shitstain]] on the tubes with a [[tl;dw|1000+]] videos centered mostly on [[issues]] that [[niggers|bother him]], with the odd train-wreck fit of aspie [[rage]] thrown in for good measure.  The [[lulz]] have mostly sprung from Allan's decision to make "vlogs" though, as he tends to speak in a [[HURR|unintelligible]], [[retarded|lethargic]] tone as if he's permanently [[drunk]] or [[lulz|chewing his own face while speaking]].  He lives in a [[Redneck|double-wide]] on a steady diet of [[welfare|government cheese]] with his dad, and graduated from high school in 2007 at the age of 22.  Allan is [[notable]] only for being '''''the''''' definition of [[white trash]] on YouTube.   


==History==
==History==
[[Image:drp1zza.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[X Y is X|Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful]].]]
[[Image:drp1zza.jpg|thumb|250px|[[X Y is X|Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful]].]]
[[Aspierations|For some reason]] Allan feels the need to show the world his glamorous life in the trailer park, but he originally began his video posting days as merely another [[YouTube Nobodies|YouTube nobody]], shitting out [[professional wrestling]] [[fanboy|fanboyism]], and "[[LOLWUT|play-by-play video game commentary videos]]".  Alan eventually succumbed to the vlogging bug, though, and that's when the [[lulz]] began to gush.  It wasn't long before Allan revealed himself to be a product of that [[redneck|demographic]] of [[Americunts|America]] that considers a 'night on the town' dinner at [[McDonald's]] and drinking daddy's moonshine, and never minds dropping his thoughts on [[kitchen|women]].  He eventually began posting lulzy [[rage]] videos and [[whaaambulance|whiny]] and [[retard|slurred]] commentaries about his pathetic life and/or whatever his seratonin deprived [[brain]] could manage at any given time.  In doing so, he also eventually revealed the obvious: that he was an IRL [[aspie]].   
[[Aspierations|For some reason]] Allan feels the need to show the world his glamorous life in the trailer park, but he originally began his video posting days as merely another [[YouTube Nobodies|YouTube nobody]], shitting out [[professional wrestling]] [[fanboy|fanboyism]], and "[[LOLWUT|play-by-play video game commentary videos]]".  Alan eventually succumbed to the vlogging bug, though, and that's when the [[lulz]] began to gush.  It wasn't long before Allan revealed himself to be a product of that [[redneck|demographic]] of [[Americunts|America]] that considers a 'night on the town' dinner at [[McDonald's]] and drinking daddy's moonshine, and never minds dropping his thoughts on [[kitchen|women]].  He eventually began posting lulzy [[rage]] videos and [[whaaambulance|whiny]] and [[retard|slurred]] commentaries about his pathetic life and/or whatever his seratonin deprived [[brain]] could manage at any given time.  In doing so, he also eventually revealed the obvious: that he was an IRL [[aspie]].   


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take down]]" ED.  The only real exposure to the YouTube mainstream Allan has ever received, though, has been due to his incessant whining about "[[haters]]" and people making fun of his [[mongoloid]]-like [[fugly|appearance]] and [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|speech]].   
take down]]" ED.  The only real exposure to the YouTube mainstream Allan has ever received, though, has been due to his incessant whining about "[[haters]]" and people making fun of his [[mongoloid]]-like [[fugly|appearance]] and [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|speech]].   


<center>{{fv|drp1zzavids|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|<video type="liveleak" id="4ca_1249985940" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza breaks down again.</center>|<video type="liveleak" id="66f_1249987922" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza gets his ass beat by some kid lulz</center>|<video type="liveleak" id="9d3_1249987989" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza needs your money for pop and cigarettes.</center>|<video type="liveleak" id="bc1_1249990754" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>
<center>{{fv|1=drp1zzavids|2=background-color: #C0C0C0;|3=font-weight: bold;|4=<video type="liveleak" id="4ca_1249985940" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza breaks down again.</center>|5=<video type="liveleak" id="66f_1249987922" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza gets his ass beat by some kid lulz</center>|6=<video type="liveleak" id="9d3_1249987989" width="400" height="340" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>drp1zza needs your money for pop and cigarettes.</center>|7=<video type="liveleak" id="bc1_1249990754" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>
<br /><center><big>'''Typical drp1zza vlog'''</big></center>}}</center>
<br /><center><big>'''Typical drp1zza vlog'''</big></center>}}</center>


{{quote|1=You know what the reason why you women got civil rights is because we were trying...[unintelligible]...because you fought for them, and that's fine|2=drp1zza|3=wut }}
{{quote|1=You know what the reason why you women got civil rights is because we were trying...[unintelligible]...because you fought for them, and that's fine|2=drp1zza|3=wut }}


[[Image:Aspie button pin.jpg|thumb|right|140px|Allan is an aspie, and proud of it.]]
[[Image:Aspie button pin.jpg|thumb|140px|Allan is an aspie, and proud of it.]]


==Signs of [[Autism|PDD]]: ==
==Signs of [[Autism|PDD]]: ==
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*Motor clumsiness  &#10004;
*Motor clumsiness  &#10004;
*Pedantic  &#10004;
*Pedantic  &#10004;
*Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject <span style="text-decoration:blink;"><big><big><big>&#10004;</big></big></big></span>
*Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject <span class="blink"><big><big><big>&#10004;</big></big></big></span>


<big><u>Note</u></big>: It's important to remember that autism is often genetically inherited from parents, '''especially fathers'''.  
<big><u>Note</u></big>: It's important to remember that autism is often genetically inherited from parents, '''especially fathers'''.  
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==Allan's  Lulzy [[Ragequit]]==
==Allan's  Lulzy [[Ragequit]]==
[[Image:drp1zza stalker drops dox1.jpg|thumb|left|Alan drops [[dox]] on some random chick before closing his account. Unfortunately, suicide did not follow.]]   
[[Image:drp1zza stalker drops dox1.jpg|thumb|left|Alan drops [[dox]] on some random chick before closing his account. Unfortunately, suicide did not follow.]]   
[[Image:drp1zza channel return.jpg|thumb|right|"Everything's fine guys, I'm totally not crazy".]]
[[Image:drp1zza channel return.jpg|thumb|"Everything's fine guys, I'm totally not crazy".]]
Allan was optimistic that he was going to break free of the [[no friends|social]], [[unemployed|financial]] and [[autism|genetic]] constraints that put him where he is after he decided to try his hand at the local [[ITT Tech|community college]].  Things often don't work out for Allan though, and after a shitload of [[cry]]ing about how hard it was he later revealed that he was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNECViAJIS4 kicked out] because he was matter-of-factly [[IRL]] [[stalking]] a girl on campus.  He became [[suicidal]] as a result, and after several videos where he [[raged]] about teh [[wiminz]], he posted a video out of the blue dropping [[dox]] on an "ex-girlfriend" from years ago that wanted nothing to do with him (most likely some random chick who turned his psycho ass down years ago in highschool).  Allan [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|closed up shop]] shortly thereafter around the end of February, [[2008]].   
Allan was optimistic that he was going to break free of the [[no friends|social]], [[unemployed|financial]] and [[autism|genetic]] constraints that put him where he is after he decided to try his hand at the local [[ITT Tech|community college]].  Things often don't work out for Allan though, and after a shitload of [[cry]]ing about how hard it was he later revealed that he was {{ytlink|ZNECViAJIS4|kicked out}} because he was matter-of-factly [[IRL]] [[stalking]] a girl on campus.  He became [[suicidal]] as a result, and after several videos where he [[raged]] about teh [[wiminz]], he posted a video out of the blue dropping [[dox]] on an "ex-girlfriend" from years ago that wanted nothing to do with him (most likely some random chick who turned his psycho ass down years ago in highschool).  Allan [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|closed up shop]] shortly thereafter around the end of February, [[2008]].   


Unfortunately, Allan never [[an hero|did the right thing]] or learn anything from the numerous [[self-pwn]]s and [[footbullet]]s.  After begging YouTube to re-open his account he returned about a month later to eat up more YouTube [[bandwidth]] to shit out moar of his [[SNCA|nonsense]] and [[racist|bigoted]] faggotry.  Since his return he mostly just [[spam]]med the same [[retarded|asinine]] bullshit as before, with the occasional lulzy stupor-like [[fucktarded]] faggotry as always, thankfully.  But, all things considered, Allan is one of the more potent examples of the [[Psychopath|psychotic]] Youtuber.  He is a true [[lolcow]] as he has shown the propensity to manifest his ineffectual [[rage|e-rage]] via lulzy train-wreck videos, although it's unclear if he'll ever [[limit break]] again and let his inner-[[Jeffrey Dahmer]] out. But [[trolling]] is highly encouraged so as to increase the [[lulz]] factor by reminding him of the festering pile of [[dogshit]] that his life is.   
Unfortunately, Allan never [[an hero|did the right thing]] or learn anything from the numerous [[self-pwn]]s and [[footbullet]]s.  After begging YouTube to re-open his account he returned about a month later to eat up more YouTube [[bandwidth]] to shit out moar of his [[SNCA|nonsense]] and [[racist|bigoted]] faggotry.  Since his return he mostly just [[spam]]med the same [[retarded|asinine]] bullshit as before, with the occasional lulzy stupor-like [[fucktarded]] faggotry as always, thankfully.  But, all things considered, Allan is one of the more potent examples of the [[Psychopath|psychotic]] Youtuber.  He is a true [[lolcow]] as he has shown the propensity to manifest his ineffectual [[rage|e-rage]] via lulzy train-wreck videos, although it's unclear if he'll ever [[limit break]] again and let his inner-[[Jeffrey Dahmer]] out. But [[trolling]] is highly encouraged so as to increase the [[lulz]] factor by reminding him of the festering pile of [[dogshit]] that his life is.   


==Reaction to Wikification==
==Reaction to Wikification==
[[Image:Dr_pizza_is_angry_and_will_kill_you.gif|thumb|right|200px|just lol]]
[[Image:Dr_pizza_is_angry_and_will_kill_you.gif|thumb|200px|just lol]]
When Allan discovered his ED article he went into an expected fit of aspie [[rage]] and made the following video in haste, shortly before closing his account...  
When Allan discovered his ED article he went into an expected fit of aspie [[rage]] and made the following video in haste, shortly before closing his account...  


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==Update==
==Update==
[[Image:Drp1zza_mcd_clown.PNG|thumb|right|Allan's mcfaggotry is extensive]]
[[Image:Drp1zza_mcd_clown.PNG|thumb|Allan's mcfaggotry is extensive]]
Allan reopened his account (again).  All his old videos have been removed, but judging by history he'll probably start spamming his [[rage]] sometime soon.   
Allan reopened his account (again).  All his old videos have been removed, but judging by history he'll probably start spamming his [[rage]] sometime soon.   


Allan's account was [[banned|"suspended"]] by [[YouTube]] not long after, most likely because he called another user a [[niggers|nigger]] yet again so somebody gave him a taste of his own medicine and flagged his ass.  >Whether he resurfaces on another account and continues to [[spam]] the [[YouTube|tubes]] with more of his [[lulz|lulzy]] meltdown videos, faggy [[Flame_wars|flame wars]] and [[Aspie|assburger]] [[retarded|retardism]] remains to be seen.  lol jk, they always come back.
Allan's account was [[banned|"suspended"]] by [[YouTube]] not long after, most likely because he called another user a [[niggers|nigger]] yet again so somebody gave him a taste of his own medicine and flagged his ass.  >Whether he resurfaces on another account and continues to [[spam]] the [[YouTube|tubes]] with more of his [[lulz|lulzy]] meltdown videos, faggy [[Flame_wars|flame wars]] and [[Aspie|assburger]] [[retarded|retardism]] remains to be seen.  lol jk, they always come back.


Allan made his return to [[YouTube]] (yet the fuck again but there's a reason) under a new account name <s>{{youtube2|AllanDrPizza|AllanDrPizza}}</s> '''(BANNED)''' due to a troll recent poser account named <s>{{youtube2|drp1zzaacwl|drp1zzaacwl}}</s> '''(also now banned)'''. lulz expected. <br />
Allan made his return to [[YouTube]] (yet the fuck again but there's a reason) under a new account name <s>{{yt|u|AllanDrPizza|AllanDrPizza}}</s> '''(BANNED)''' due to a troll recent poser account named <s>{{yt|u|drp1zzaacwl|drp1zzaacwl}}</s> '''(also now banned)'''. lulz expected. <br />


Big surprise he ran away again, but not before threatening to sue [[ED]]. FUCKING LOL.   
Big surprise he ran away again, but not before threatening to sue [[ED]]. FUCKING LOL.   
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*Dr. Pizza changed his xbox live gamertag from Allan Caesar to D0ntTaseM3Br0 . fucking faggot
*Dr. Pizza changed his xbox live gamertag from Allan Caesar to D0ntTaseM3Br0 . fucking faggot
==Feline AIDS==
==Feline AIDS==
[[Image:AIDscat2.png|thumb|right|300px|An artists impression of Sammy, before painful death.]]
[[Image:AIDscat2.png|thumb|300px|An artists impression of Sammy, before painful death.]]


A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z233YThqGng video dedicated to his cat] was posted by Allan in a [[Mass Effect]] thread on a Jew.
A {{ytlink|Z233YThqGng|video dedicated to his cat}} was posted by Allan in a [[Mass Effect]] thread on a Jew.


{{tinyquote|1=There were some people on here who got mad at me for getting [[Mass Effect 2]] CE when my cat was sick... which i do deep down feel like an asshole.. but it wouldnt of mattered :'(
{{tinyquote|1=There were some people on here who got mad at me for getting [[Mass Effect 2]] CE when my cat was sick... which i do deep down feel like an asshole.. but it wouldnt of mattered :'(
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Allan}}
Allan}}


[[Image:Pizzakittygrave.jpg|thumb|right|300px|It had to be done.]]
[[Image:Pizzakittygrave.jpg|thumb|300px|It had to be done.]]
This moral choice added +17 to his Renegade status.
This moral choice added +17 to his Renegade status.


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===Theories===
===Theories===
====Drugs====
====Drugs====
[[Image:Cocktails.jpg|thumb|right|Drug cocktails for poor Sammy...]]
[[Image:Cocktails.jpg|thumb|Drug cocktails for poor Sammy...]]
[[Image:Drpizzacatjunkie.jpg|thumb|left|Sammy the junkie]]
[[Image:Drpizzacatjunkie.jpg|thumb|left|Sammy the junkie]]
Our Detectives first noted that drp1zza, a redneck, was probably taking crack, or some other poor person's drug. Thus, is could be assumed that Sammy the Cat was also a user, and may have been infected by a dirty needle.
Our Detectives first noted that drp1zza, a redneck, was probably taking crack, or some other poor person's drug. Thus, is could be assumed that Sammy the Cat was also a user, and may have been infected by a dirty needle.
{{clear}}
{{clear}}
[[Image:Theory-3.png|thumb|right|Furpiles were a favourite]]
[[Image:Theory-3.png|thumb|Furpiles were a favourite]]
[[Image:Theory-2.png|thumb|left|This scene is too much to bear for us]]
[[Image:Theory-2.png|thumb|left|This scene is too much to bear for us]]
[[Image:Theory-4.jpg|thumb|right|Vampiric cats]]
[[Image:Theory-4.jpg|thumb|Vampiric cats]]


====Promiscuous Sex====
====Promiscuous Sex====
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===Drp1zza's Reaction===
===Drp1zza's Reaction===
[[Image:SAVEJERREH.png|thumb|right|It was too late]]
[[Image:SAVEJERREH.png|thumb|It was too late]]
Unfortunately, '''drp1zza's''' nonchalant reaction to feline AIDS probably caused the violent, excruciating death of his beloved kitty-cat. We at the ED Justice Department denounce his "LOL MASS EFFECT 2" treatment, suggesting such cruel and unusual punishment of a sick cat should not go unpunished. Here, at EncyclopediaDramatica, we take animal cruelty very, VERY [[srs bsns|seriously]] and think everyone should go [http://www.aspca.org/fight-animal-cruelty/report-animal-cruelty.html here] and dump any [[dox]] of his [[Drp1zza#External_Links|you can find]].<br><br>
Unfortunately, '''drp1zza's''' nonchalant reaction to feline AIDS probably caused the violent, excruciating death of his beloved kitty-cat. We at the ED Justice Department denounce his "LOL MASS EFFECT 2" treatment, suggesting such cruel and unusual punishment of a sick cat should not go unpunished. Here, at EncyclopediaDramatica, we take animal cruelty very, VERY [[srs bsns|seriously]] and think everyone should go [http://www.aspca.org/fight-animal-cruelty/report-animal-cruelty.html here] and dump any [[dox]] of his [[Drp1zza#External_Links|you can find]].<br><br>
[[Image:PizzaComic.png|border|center|600px]]
[[Image:PizzaComic.png|border|center|600px]]
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==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
[[Image:drp1zza dating 10.03.08.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[So ronery]]]]
[[Image:drp1zza dating 10.03.08.jpg|thumb|300px|[[So ronery]]]]


*Would like to assure you he's [[not racist]]. Does so by issuing [[dubious disclaimer]]s before calling someone a black person or a Mexican.   
*Would like to assure you he's [[not racist]]. Does so by issuing [[dubious disclaimer]]s before calling someone a black person or a Mexican.   
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*Despite being twice as retarded, [[Chris chan]] is probably smarter and manages to speak clearer than drp1zza.   
*Despite being twice as retarded, [[Chris chan]] is probably smarter and manages to speak clearer than drp1zza.   
*Tends to attack random morons on YouTube, then [[180|promptly apologizes for doing so]].  Has almost made a science of contradicting himself and backpedaling, often within the same video, occasionally mid-sentence.  
*Tends to attack random morons on YouTube, then [[180|promptly apologizes for doing so]].  Has almost made a science of contradicting himself and backpedaling, often within the same video, occasionally mid-sentence.  
*Often reminds his viewers that [[My mom just died|his Mom just died]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRIs5H4ew0A]
*Often reminds his viewers that [[My mom just died|his Mom just died]] {{ytlink|NRIs5H4ew0A}}
*[[ORLY|Has Aspergers Syndrome IRL]].   
*[[ORLY|Has Aspergers Syndrome IRL]].   
*From Saginaw, Michigan. Dropped out of Reese High School.  
*From Saginaw, Michigan. Dropped out of Reese High School.  
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*Enjoys showing his ass on cam.   
*Enjoys showing his ass on cam.   
*Can be spotted abusing [[memes]].   
*Can be spotted abusing [[memes]].   
*Hasn't managed to figure out [[paypal]] yet [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5777MZYQY].
*Hasn't managed to figure out [[paypal]] yet {{ytlink|eo5777MZYQY}}.
*Voted for Obama so he can call the president a nigger [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBkwIWLN-s].
*Voted for Obama so he can call the president a nigger {{ytlink|rbBkwIWLN-s}}.
*Enjoys watching girls piss
*Enjoys watching girls piss
*Enjoys filing [[DMCA]]s on YouTube like most [[butthurt]] aspies.   
*Enjoys filing [[DMCA]]s on YouTube like most [[butthurt]] aspies.   
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*On [[xfire]]: drp1zza
*On [[xfire]]: drp1zza
*His [[Steam]] id: STEAM_0:1:11428859
*His [[Steam]] id: STEAM_0:1:11428859
*His [[Wikipedia]] http://en.wikipedia.org/user:Dr._Pizza. Still Active and Still being warned...
*His [[Wikipedia]] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dr._Pizza. Still Active and Still being warned...


*'''DOX''': [http://shorttext.com/4yb0pelpm Current dox] Give him a shout!
*'''DOX''': [http://shorttext.com/4yb0pelpm Current dox] Give him a shout!


[[Image:SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP!.jpg]]
[[Image:SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP!.jpg]]
*<s>{{youtube2|whatiswhatbe|His Dad on Youtube}} - Allan's dad on the internets (No, SRSLY)</s> '''Closed.'''
*<s>{{yt|u|whatiswhatbe|His Dad on Youtube}} - Allan's dad on the internets (No, SRSLY)</s> '''Closed.'''


==See Also==
==See Also==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
[[Image:Drp1zza motivator.jpg|thumb|right|220px|gangsta pizza]]
[[Image:Drp1zza motivator.jpg|thumb|220px|gangsta pizza]]
*[https://twitter.com/#!/AllanCaesarIII Allan's new Twitter] NEW TWITTER!
*[https://twitter.com/#!/AllanCaesarIII Allan's new Twitter] NEW TWITTER!
*[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983123447 His Steam account] (info deleted, set to private. lulz) UPDATE: Profile set to private, scramble text put into profile; account abandoned.
*[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983123447 His Steam account] (info deleted, set to private. lulz) UPDATE: Profile set to private, scramble text put into profile; account abandoned.
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*[http://community.webshots.com/user/sonic_nhl Webshots profile]
*[http://community.webshots.com/user/sonic_nhl Webshots profile]
*[http://www.perfectpeople.net/perfectspace/28518/sonicnhl.htm Perfect people photo site]
*[http://www.perfectpeople.net/perfectspace/28518/sonicnhl.htm Perfect people photo site]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN4FrN3tFo Getting raped on Xbox live in Street Fighter]
*{{ytlink|KVN4FrN3tFo|Getting raped on Xbox live in Street Fighter}}
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dr._Pizza Wikipedia profile]
*[[Wikipedia:User:Dr._Pizza|Wikipedia profile]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:DrPizza Second wikipedia profile page]
*[[Wikipedia:User:DrPizza|Second Wikipedia profile page]]
*[http://www.petitiononline.com/nodqsx/petition.html Bring back Sonic The Hedgehog - No DQ petition]
*[http://www.petitiononline.com/nodqsx/petition.html Bring back Sonic The Hedgehog - No DQ petition]
*[http://caw.wikia.com/wiki/Allan%27s_Championship_Wrestling_League Allan's Championship Wrestling League]
*[http://caw.wikia.com/wiki/Allan%27s_Championship_Wrestling_League Allan's Championship Wrestling League]
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*[http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?&owner=Adon_Idom&mode=vown&&lid=100018 IGN game list]
*[http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?&owner=Adon_Idom&mode=vown&&lid=100018 IGN game list]


==External Links Graveyard==
=== Dead links ===
*<s>[http://www.wayn.com/waynphotos.html?wci=photo&photo_key=9697785 Photos by Allan Caesar (dr_pizza) 25, Saginaw Michigan]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
 
*<s>[http://steamcommunity.com/id/68484485243626313236426262626234/ NEW Steam community page]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
The following likes were BALEETED unless specified otherwise:
*<s>[http://drpizza.spaces.live.com/default.aspx Live Space]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
 
*<s>[http://drpizza.spaces.live.com/default.aspx Live Space]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.wayn.com/waynphotos.html?wci=photo&photo_key=9697785 Photos by Allan Caesar (dr_pizza) 25, Saginaw Michigan]</s>
*<s>[http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/DrP1zza ESPN profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://steamcommunity.com/id/68484485243626313236426262626234/ NEW Steam community page]</s>
*<s>[http://www.darklegion.net/vb/member.php?162-Dr-Pizza Dark Legion gaming forums]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://drpizza.spaces.live.com/default.aspx Live Space]</s>
*<s>[http://fubar.com/1015412 Fubar profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://drpizza.spaces.live.com/default.aspx Live Space]</s>
*<s>[http://cid-1396cdfe9b55a568.profile.live.com/ Windows Live profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/DrP1zza ESPN profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.emuasylum.com/boards/member.php?u=92484 Emuasylum profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.darklegion.net/vb/member.php?162-Dr-Pizza Dark Legion gaming forums]</s>
*<s>[http://www.movietome.com/users/sonic_nhl/contacts Movietome]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://fubar.com/1015412 Fubar profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.tv.com/users/sonic_nhl/profile.php TV.com profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://cid-1396cdfe9b55a568.profile.live.com/ Windows Live profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.trueachievements.com/Allan+Caesar.htm True Achievements profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.emuasylum.com/boards/member.php?u=92484 Emuasylum profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.trueachievements.com/Allan+Caesar.htm True Achievements profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.movietome.com/users/sonic_nhl/contacts Movietome]</s>
*<s>{{youtube2|TheAllanChronicles|TheAllanChronicles}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.tv.com/users/sonic_nhl/profile.php TV.com profile]</s>
*<s>{{youtube2|PLEEZENinja|PLEEZENinja}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.trueachievements.com/Allan+Caesar.htm True Achievements profile]</s>
*<s>{{youtube2|AllanDrPizza|drp1zza's}} new account</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.trueachievements.com/Allan+Caesar.htm True Achievements profile]</s>
*<s>{{youtube2|drp1zza|drp1zza on YouTube}} Closed.</s> <s>Reopened.</s> '''Banned'''  
*<s>{{yt|u|TheAllanChronicles|TheAllanChronicles}}</s>
*<s>{{myspace|allancaesar|drp1zza's MySpace}}</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{yt|u|PLEEZENinja|PLEEZENinja}}</s>
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/allan_pizza Second myspace account]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{yt|u|AllanDrPizza|drp1zza's}} new account</s>
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/drp1zza drp1zza on Facebook]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{yt|u|drp1zza|drp1zza on YouTube}} Closed.</s> <s>Reopened.</s> '''Banned'''  
*<s>[http://www.dailymotion.com/acwlwrestling drp1zza on Dailymotion]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{myspace|allancaesar|drp1zza's MySpace}}</s>
*<s>[http://www.last.fm/user/drp1zza/ drp1zza on Last.fm]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{myspace|allan_pizza|Second myspace account}}</s>
*<s>[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/drp1zza/ drp1zza on OkCupid]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{facebook|drp1zza|drp1zza on Facebook}}</s>
*<s>[http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/memberslist/drp1zza.html His Final Fantasy forums account]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.dailymotion.com/acwlwrestling drp1zza on Dailymotion]</s>
*<s>[http://drp1zza.blogspot.com/ I hate my life...]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.last.fm/user/drp1zza/ drp1zza on Last.fm]</s>
*<s>[http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Dr-Pizza/ drp1zza on YTMND]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/drp1zza/ drp1zza on OkCupid]</s>
*<s>[http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/memberslist/drp1zza.html His Final Fantasy forums account]</s>
*<s>[http://drp1zza.blogspot.com/ I hate my life...]</s>
*<s>[http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Dr-Pizza/ drp1zza on YTMND]</s>
*<s>[http://www.gamespot.com/users/sonic_nhl/contributions Gamespot profile]</s> '''Private'''
*<s>[http://www.gamespot.com/users/sonic_nhl/contributions Gamespot profile]</s> '''Private'''
*<s>[http://stickam.com/allancaesar Stickam account]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://stickam.com/allancaesar Stickam account]</s>
*<s>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=26539197 Gaiaonline account]</s> '''Restricted''' Username xXxXxMega ManxXxXx
*<s>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=26539197 Gaiaonline account]</s> '''Restricted''' Username xXxXxMega ManxXxXx
*<s>[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AranShiizaa OkCupid account]</s> '''Restricted'''
*<s>[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AranShiizaa OkCupid account]</s> '''Restricted'''
*<s>[http://twitter.com/drp1zza His Twitter profile.]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>{{twitter|drp1zza|His Twitter profile}}</s>
*<s>[http://raptr.com/allancaesar raptr profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://raptr.com/allancaesar raptr profile]</s>
*<s>[http://360voice.gamerdna.com/tag/Allan%20Caesar gamer profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://360voice.gamerdna.com/tag/Allan%20Caesar gamer profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.blogger.com/profile/06363466113063129024 Blogger profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.blogger.com/profile/06363466113063129024 Blogger profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.operationsports.com/eashl/forum/member.php?u=2750 Operation Sports]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.operationsports.com/eashl/forum/member.php?u=2750 Operation Sports]</s>
*<s>[http://shoryuken.com/members/allan-caesar-98780/ Shoryuken profile]</s> '''Banned'''
*<s>[http://shoryuken.com/members/allan-caesar-98780/ Shoryuken profile]</s> '''Banned'''
*<s>[http://live.xbox.com/member/Allan%20Caesar XBOX Live profile]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://live.xbox.com/member/Allan%20Caesar XBOX Live profile]</s>
*<s>[http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/member.php?s=dc7810d4d5cb23885d3abccf080655cf&u=177254 cheapassgamers]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/member.php?s=dc7810d4d5cb23885d3abccf080655cf&u=177254 cheapassgamers]</s>
*<s>[http://www.freewebs.com/namelessflux/andtherest.htm Allan's special wrestling league appearance]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.freewebs.com/namelessflux/andtherest.htm Allan's special wrestling league appearance]</s>
*<s>[http://channelfeeder.com/drp1zza/ drp1zza on channelfeeder]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://channelfeeder.com/drp1zza/ drp1zza on channelfeeder]</s>
 
 
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Latest revision as of 06:32, 13 January 2023

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Allan resmarted.

drp1zza (AKA Allan Ernest Caesar III) and brother of SilentRob, is yet another case of unfounded megalomania from the greasy taint that is YouTube's vlogger "community". Allan's a socially retarded 24 year old keyboard warrior and batshit trailer-trash Christfag who has high hopes for YouTube (and his Dad's eternal jobhunt). Allan has left a sizeable shitstain on the tubes with a 1000+ videos centered mostly on issues that bother him, with the odd train-wreck fit of aspie rage thrown in for good measure. The lulz have mostly sprung from Allan's decision to make "vlogs" though, as he tends to speak in a unintelligible, lethargic tone as if he's permanently drunk or chewing his own face while speaking. He lives in a double-wide on a steady diet of government cheese with his dad, and graduated from high school in 2007 at the age of 22. Allan is notable only for being the definition of white trash on YouTube.

History

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

For some reason Allan feels the need to show the world his glamorous life in the trailer park, but he originally began his video posting days as merely another YouTube nobody, shitting out professional wrestling fanboyism, and "play-by-play video game commentary videos". Alan eventually succumbed to the vlogging bug, though, and that's when the lulz began to gush. It wasn't long before Allan revealed himself to be a product of that demographic of America that considers a 'night on the town' dinner at McDonald's and drinking daddy's moonshine, and never minds dropping his thoughts on women. He eventually began posting lulzy rage videos and whiny and slurred commentaries about his pathetic life and/or whatever his seratonin deprived brain could manage at any given time. In doing so, he also eventually revealed the obvious: that he was an IRL aspie.

When he's not sucking Sxephil's cock extensively, he can be caught attempting to goad anon in a series of bawwwfests about trolls, whining about why he hates women and minorities, about how the entire world is out to get him, or threatening to " take down" ED. The only real exposure to the YouTube mainstream Allan has ever received, though, has been due to his incessant whining about "haters" and people making fun of his mongoloid-like appearance and speech.

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drp1zza breaks down again.
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drp1zza gets his ass beat by some kid lulz
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drp1zza needs your money for pop and cigarettes.
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Typical drp1zza vlog

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“ 		 
You know what the reason why you women got civil rights is because we were trying...[unintelligible]...because you fought for them, and that's fine
  		„
  		 

—drp1zza, wut

Allan is an aspie, and proud of it.

Signs of PDD:

Allan is an aspie IRL, here's a general breakdown of the typical symptoms of full-blown autism:

  • General delay in language/speech ✔
  • Verbosity ✔
  • Motor clumsiness ✔
  • Pedantic ✔
  • Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject ✔

Note: It's important to remember that autism is often genetically inherited from parents, especially fathers.

Allan's Lulzy Ragequit

Alan drops dox on some random chick before closing his account. Unfortunately, suicide did not follow.
"Everything's fine guys, I'm totally not crazy".

Allan was optimistic that he was going to break free of the social, financial and genetic constraints that put him where he is after he decided to try his hand at the local community college. Things often don't work out for Allan though, and after a shitload of crying about how hard it was he later revealed that he was kicked out because he was matter-of-factly IRL stalking a girl on campus. He became suicidal as a result, and after several videos where he raged about teh wiminz, he posted a video out of the blue dropping dox on an "ex-girlfriend" from years ago that wanted nothing to do with him (most likely some random chick who turned his psycho ass down years ago in highschool). Allan closed up shop shortly thereafter around the end of February, 2008.

Unfortunately, Allan never did the right thing or learn anything from the numerous self-pwns and footbullets. After begging YouTube to re-open his account he returned about a month later to eat up more YouTube bandwidth to shit out moar of his nonsense and bigoted faggotry. Since his return he mostly just spammed the same asinine bullshit as before, with the occasional lulzy stupor-like fucktarded faggotry as always, thankfully. But, all things considered, Allan is one of the more potent examples of the psychotic Youtuber. He is a true lolcow as he has shown the propensity to manifest his ineffectual e-rage via lulzy train-wreck videos, although it's unclear if he'll ever limit break again and let his inner-Jeffrey Dahmer out. But trolling is highly encouraged so as to increase the lulz factor by reminding him of the festering pile of dogshit that his life is.

Reaction to Wikification

just lol

When Allan discovered his ED article he went into an expected fit of aspie rage and made the following video in haste, shortly before closing his account...

Although Allan leaving the tubes (again) was probably a good thing in the long run, since he ate up shitloads of bandwidth with his constant spam and meaningless noise, his hasty exit also greatly decreased the lulz factor. Allan disappeared from the tubes altogether so whether he'll decide to return again and bring us lulz is yet to be seen, although it's probably safe to assume he's still a perma-virgin, not employed, and definitely not of sound mind.

Update

Allan's mcfaggotry is extensive

Allan reopened his account (again). All his old videos have been removed, but judging by history he'll probably start spamming his rage sometime soon.

Allan's account was "suspended" by YouTube not long after, most likely because he called another user a nigger yet again so somebody gave him a taste of his own medicine and flagged his ass. >Whether he resurfaces on another account and continues to spam the tubes with more of his lulzy meltdown videos, faggy flame wars and assburger retardism remains to be seen. lol jk, they always come back.

Allan made his return to YouTube (yet the fuck again but there's a reason) under a new account name AllanDrPizza (BANNED) due to a troll recent poser account named drp1zzaacwl (also now banned). lulz expected.

Big surprise he ran away again, but not before threatening to sue ED. FUCKING LOL.

   
“ 		 
Im being slandared, seriously harrased and my privacy is being invaded by your contributors at the article of drp1zza.

I would be very relieved if you put an end to it, your a woman, and therefor i dont think your an asshole, and yes i made an ass out of myself, but you know what? We ALL have our dark secrets, and yes i did post those videos, its one thing to have people laugh at me for the stupid shit i did... but it is completly different when you are stalking me, invading my privacy, and using this website as your own personal army. Thats a big difference...

Please email me at [email protected] ASAP, if no action is taken by you guys, im sure Media Wiki will, and if they dont. Then yeah... lawsuits... not LULZuits.. lawsuits...
 

„
  		 

—drp1zza, threatening girlvinyl with Media Wiki. Presumably, HTML and PHP were fighting crime elsewhere on the internet.

I'M PRESSIN CHARGES

Since being scared off JewTube and the interwebz; Allan spends his time on Xbox Live doing the same exact shit he did on YouTube: Bitch and moan.

   
“ 		 
I love how everyone of you fucking assholes are on my friends list yet you NEVER talk to me EVER... none of you give a fuck about how i feel, you dont hook me up with any connections to chicks, etc. so as far as im concern, FUCK OFF :'(


 

„
  		 

—so sad

   
“ 		 
No one wants to play games with me anymore.. fine.. ill just delete you all of my list.. no one invites me to play Street Fighter, Gears of War, NHL when i had it, Marvel vs Capcom 2 unless its too whoop my ass, anything.. im just fucking tired of it


 

„
  		 

—He likes the vidya

   
“ 		 
Can someone do me a favor and tell TODABEAST and Vicks 23 im sorry that i was fucking having a fucking total breakdown. But if they get offended JUST because i called one of there friends a nigger, then you can tell them that they are really niggers. Besides, Real niggers just fucking run away from everything, they cant confront shit. they always hide in a bunch of lies. Also i dont appericate the fact that No one plays Gears of War 2 with me anymore. i felt like i wasted money buying that DLC shit when no one even fucking invites me.


 

„
  		 

—Ok

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  • Apparently he has come back to Youtube again, and has been hiding under the alias PLEEZENinja. He's even uploaded videos of him playing Street Fighter against his cat. Check out his videos, still full of the aspie trailer trash fail like the other ones. UPDATE: That account has now been closed, after an argument over Street Fighter on XBOX live.
   
“ 		 
Im not Dr. Pizza anymore, that was a person i was ashamed of being... if those jackasses want to laugh at my past, let them. but its not gonna affect me anymore.
  		„
  		 

  • Dr. Pizza changed his xbox live gamertag from Allan Caesar to D0ntTaseM3Br0 . fucking faggot

Feline AIDS

An artists impression of Sammy, before painful death.

A video dedicated to his cat was posted by Allan in a Mass Effect thread on a Jew.


 
“ 		 
There were some people on here who got mad at me for getting Mass Effect 2 CE when my cat was sick... which i do deep down feel like an asshole.. but it wouldnt of mattered :'(

My cat had Feline AIDS, yes.. AIDS... even if we would of took him right away.. it wouldnt of mattered.. he died today.. and im very empty.

For anyone that doesnt think that i loved my cat more then video games, your an asshole :'( im not trying to troll. i just want to clear that up.

It costs hundreds of dollars to take care of a cat.. i didnt have all that money... i had my CE on pre-order guys... and we honestly thought he was gonna recover.. we had no idea..

He died today in my arms... i promised him id be with him for the rest of his life, and i was... i was the last thing he saw before he died... his eyes were open looking into me as he died... :'(

Im not here to cause any flaming. i just want to state for the record. that even if i didnt get the game, it wouldnt of made a difference. Yes a video game cant replace my cat. But im just happy i knew my buddy Sammy for those 3 years... :'( id gladly give all my video games away for him to be healthy and alive right now....

So for anyone who thought i was evil. I just want to state ONLY once, that i am sorry if you felt that way, but if you still think that way. then forgive me french, but just... stay away from me. dont say shit to me :'(

Thank you, and i hope everyone is enjoying there Mass Effect 2. as well as being around there loved ones and pets.

God Bless.

Allan
 

„
 


It had to be done.

This moral choice added +17 to his Renegade status.

The post was soon deleted and Drp1zza, who watches this article like a fucking hawk, decided to godhand this little piece of history from existence:


 
“ 		 
Revert, do not talk shit about my cat, i took him to the vet, if you want to keep attacks on me, thats fine, but i ask you to leave my cat out of this... If your a human being, you would understand.
  		„
 

—drp1zza


Shenigger noticed our friend trying to change his article, and smelling a freshly bleeding asshole, mobilised ED's elite Internet Detective squad to determine what happened to the cat.

Theories

Drugs

Drug cocktails for poor Sammy...
File:Drpizzacatjunkie.jpg
Sammy the junkie

Our Detectives first noted that drp1zza, a redneck, was probably taking crack, or some other poor person's drug. Thus, is could be assumed that Sammy the Cat was also a user, and may have been infected by a dirty needle.

File:Theory-3.png
Furpiles were a favourite
File:Theory-2.png
This scene is too much to bear for us
Vampiric cats

Promiscuous Sex

Friends and onlookers have come out to say that Sammy was involved in massive sexual orgies, sometimes lasting days, depending what drugs he was taking at the time. We all know gaysex is an excellent way to spread AIDS, so ED Detectives have not ruled out the possibility of promiscuous cat sex being the cause.

Beastiality

We all know drp1zza is a little funny in the head, and he did love Sammy a little too much. Therefore, it is fair to conjecture that drp1zza, deranged from AIDS, has been fucking Sammy for some time, and thus infecting him too. These are troubled times.

Vampirism

Perhaps Sammy had a fetish for drinking blood, and just maybe he drank one too many vials of "bad blood", resulting in an AIDS infection. Some might like to point fingers at drp1zza forcing Sammy to sit through audiobooks of Twilight with him, but we also cannot rule out the extreme lifestyle that was forced on the cat led to the thin edge of the wedge, getting a lot fatter.

Drp1zza's Reaction

File:SAVEJERREH.png
It was too late

Unfortunately, drp1zza's nonchalant reaction to feline AIDS probably caused the violent, excruciating death of his beloved kitty-cat. We at the ED Justice Department denounce his "LOL MASS EFFECT 2" treatment, suggesting such cruel and unusual punishment of a sick cat should not go unpunished. Here, at EncyclopediaDramatica, we take animal cruelty very, VERY seriously and think everyone should go here and dump any dox of his you can find.

Pressing Charges

Let's say this cat saga has, dare we say, rubbed him up the wrong way. Angry at his "life being ruined", he has called Vonranke worse than Hitler, and going to TOW to ask for advice in suing ED.

   
“ 		 
Your worst then Adolf Hitler.
  		„
  		 

—drp1zza, at least he got 'Adolf Hitler' right.

   
“ 		 
I seriously want to take them to court for the damages they have done to me. Does anyone know what i can do to do something about this?
  		„
  		 

—drp1zza, on TOW

We wish you luck, and hope you have an ace Attorney at LOL.

ED IRC

Otherwise known as "why you need an Attorney at LOL", drp1zza accepted the courteous invitation to attend a chat on IRC. Not thinking ahead, and full of hubris, drp1zza charged in and was directed to #wiki, where all the cool kids hang out. This little excursion however, cost him a permaban:

   
“ 		 
<Allan> Von i could get mad at you.. but.. i believe in God. so

<vonranke> Allan: god is a superstition
<Allan> Of course
 

„
  		 

—I AM A FALSE PROPHET AND GOD IS A SUPERSTITION

   
“ 		 
<Allan> Vonranke i know you like to piss people off. I understand that. But thats pretty deep what you did to me man.


 

„
  		 

—On trolling

   
“ 		 
<Allan> Maybe you can control an article about me, maybe that makes you feel powerful and strong, but deep down inside, how would you like it if someone pointed your faults out.. regardless you made them public or not. And then had people look at you badly for it. I don't know, you tell me.


 

„
  		 

—Bullies are just small people inside...

   
“ 		 
<Allan> Dude your attacking my family. thats low


 

„
  		 

—Cats are family

   
“ 		 
<wit> you really dont have a leg to stand on here passive agressively whining about morals


 

„
  		 

—Truth

   
“ 		 
<vonranke> Allan: do you wish to make a legal threat?

<Allan> Have i made one in here tonight?
<vonranke> have you?
<Allan> Nope
<wit> <Allan> the first ammendment... hm
<Allan> Why would you care?
<wit> good enough for me
 

„
  		 

—inb4 ban

   
“ 		 
* vonranke sets ban on *!*@l0ld0ngs-64759822.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com
  • vonranke has kicked Allan from #wiki (vonranke)

<Corsair> Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
 

„
  		 

—inafter ban

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