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[[Image:Mr-hands.jpg|thumb|Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, [[An hero]] to Washington state]]
[[Image:Mr-hands.jpg|thumb|Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, [[An hero]] to Washington state]]
[[File:Mrhands.gif|thumb|The incident]]
 
[[Image:1mrhand111.jpg|thumb|right|250px|It's Mr. Hands, not Ray Walston or Mr. Hand]]
 
[[Image:1mrhand222.jpg|thumb|right|200|And this is Richard O'Brian being creepy as Mr. Hand.  The an hero [[Furfag|furry]] is once again Mr. Hands]]
 
In 2005, a video popped up on the internet called "'''mrhands.mpg'''". The video, made in Enumclaw, Washington, outside of [[Seattle]], is of a man being [[fucked]] [[in the ass]] by a horse.  
In 2005, a video popped up on the internet called "'''mrhands.mpg'''". The video, made in Enumclaw, Washington, outside of [[Seattle]], is of a man being [[fucked]] [[in the ass]] by a horse.  


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The lesson in all of this is that [[bestiality]] was not illegal in the state of Washington for some reason. The only thing they could get him for was trespassing. In Washington people regularly had sex with horses without legal recourse. In the wake of the event however, bestiality was made illegal. Of special note is a line in the law making the ''filming'' of bestiality illegal as well. The cameraman, Michael Tait, was fined 300 dollars for his role in the event.
The lesson in all of this is that [[bestiality]] was not illegal in the state of Washington for some reason. The only thing they could get him for was trespassing. In Washington people regularly had sex with horses without legal recourse. In the wake of the event however, bestiality was made illegal. Of special note is a line in the law making the ''filming'' of bestiality illegal as well. The cameraman, Michael Tait, was fined 300 dollars for his role in the event.


== Was Mr. Hands a [[Furry]]? ==
==Was Mr. Hands a [[Furry]]?==
[[Image:4chanMrEd.jpg|thumb|Dramatic Re-enactment]]
[[Image:4chanMrEd.jpg|thumb|Dramatic Re-enactment]]
[[Image:Mr_hands_novel.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Wat]]]]
Technically, no. There are a few important differences:
Technically, no. There are a few important differences:
*Furries claim not to have sex with animals.
*Mr. Hands does not wear a [[fursuit]]. Neither did his "partner".
*As much as we wish they did, the majority of furries don't [[die]] after being fucked stupid.
*Judging by the amount of horse [[cock]] in his ass and the [[orgasm|orgasmic]] groans of ecstasy, Mr. Hands is clearly a [[faggot]] (Even though all furries are [[faggots]], not all faggots are furries. There are so many different [[Fetishes|perversions]] to choose from.).


# [[Furries]] [[lies|claim not to have sex with animals]].
Note: Mr. Hands doesn't qualify as [[animal abuse]], because the horse quite clearly seems to be enjoying it. If anything, the "[[people|hyoomans]]" suffered the most. By ''hyoomans'', we are not referring to Mr. Hands himself, but rather the many viewers who have been permanently scarred by watching him fatally take a [[Giant dildo of death|gigantic]] animal schlong up the ass.''
# Mr. Hands does not wear a [[fursuit]]. Neither did his "partner."
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# As much as we wish they did, the majority of furries don't [[die]] after being fucked stupid.
# Judging by the amount of horse [[cock]] in his ass and the [[orgasm|orgasmic]] groans of ecstasy, Mr. Hands is clearly a [[faggot]]. However, even though all furries are [[faggots]], not all faggots are furries. There are so many different [[perversions]] to choose from.


==Mr. Hands' Balls==
Kenneth's testicles resemble the shape of spines or thorns. [[Some argue]] that he had some kind of piercing or implantation procedure done. However, [[Some argue|others argue]] that frequent [[anal]] penetration by a FUCKING HUGE HORSE [[COCK]] can't be that healthy for the reproduction organs, so it's no wonder that his balls look like they've been through [[over 9000]] kinds of issues, illnesses and [[Jay Naylor|crap like this]].


'''''NOTE:''''' [[Some argue]] that Mr. Hands does not qualify for the [[animal abuse]] category, because the horse quite clearly seems to be enjoying it. If anything, the "[[hyoomans]]" suffered the most. By ''hyoomans'', we are not referring to Mr. Hands himself, but rather the many viewers who have been permanently scarred by watching him fatally take a [[Giant dildo of death|gigantic]] animal schlong up the ass.''
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== Mr. Hands' [[Balls]] ==
"I don't even want to watch the horse's dick. I want to see the guy's balls."


As you can clearly see on the posted photograph above, the testicles of the man known as Mr. Hands resemble the shape of spines or thorns. Seriously--what's with those balls? They look like a blowfish or [[cactus]] or something. [[Some argue]] that he's had some kind of piercing or implantation procedure done. However, [[Some argue|others argue]] that frequent [[anal]] penetration by a FUCKING [[HUGE]] HORSE[[COCK]] can't be that healthy for the reproduction organs, so it's no wonder that his balls look like they've been through [[over 9000]] kinds of issues, illnesses and [[Jay Naylor|crap like this]]. [[DO IT|Don't try it at home]], boys, if you don't want [[girl|girls]] to laugh at [[retard|you]]!
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Even badass gangstas are turned into little church mice by Mr. Hands


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|<youtube>Vk8FQQZfkhk</youtube><br>Even badass gangstas are turned into little church mice by Mr. Hands
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|<youtube>JGs7epRcz1I</youtube>
|<youtube>2rDGGl2QebQ</youtube><br>[[Wayne Chiang]] and his girlfriend
 
|<youtube>Ic_nzOnPOQg</youtube><br>And now he's a subject of nighttime teenage pranks!}}</center>
You ''know'' these two [[GNAA|nigger faggots]] love it
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
 
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<center><gallery>
Image:MrHorse.JPG|Mr. Horse = [[ಠ_ಠ]]
Image:MrHorse.JPG|Mr. Horse = [[ಠ_ಠ]]
Image:Mr Hands accidentally a horse cock.jpg|[[House|The head of diagnostic medicine at Princeton-Plainsboro]] finds his diagnosis
Image:Mr Hands accidentally a horse cock.jpg|[[House|The head of diagnostic medicine at Princeton-Plainsboro]] finds his diagnosis
Image:Lisz misterhands.jpg|Lisa from [[the Simpsons]] [[Rule 34|trying to pull it off]]
Image:Donkeyrapetime.gif|[[A challenger appears]]?
Image:Donkeyrapetime.gif|[[A challenger appears]]?
Image:Zeta_horse_sex.jpg|[[WTF]]?
Image:1equus111.jpg|Mr. Hands wet dream
Image:Mrhands.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUHands.jpg|[[Rage|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]
Image:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUHands.jpg|[[Rage|FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]
Image:Mr-Ed.jpg|Having felt left out of the bestiality business, Mr Ed decided to get in on the action.
Image:Mr-Ed.jpg|Having felt left out of the bestiality business, Mr Ed decided to get in on the action.
Image:Zeta_horse_sex.jpg|[[WTF]]?
Image:Horse Furry Ass Gape.jpg|Many a furry has had wet dreams about this.
Image:Horse Furry Ass Gape.jpg|Many a furry has had wet dreams about this.
Image:SpinningHorsecock.gif|[[meat spin|Spinning]] [[Horsecock|horse cock]].
Image:SpinningHorsecock.gif|[[meat spin|Spinning]] [[Horsecock|horse cock]].
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File:Kenpinyanreact.jpg
File:Kenpinyanreact.jpg
File:MyAnus.jpg|...WELP
File:MyAnus.jpg|...WELP
</gallery></center>
Image:horse dick swastika2.gif|Sieg Hands
</gallery>}}{{clear}}


== See Also ==
==See Also==
[[Image:Animefuckingsucks.jpg|thumb|RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!]]
[[Image:Animefuckingsucks.jpg|thumb|RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
*[[Ed Poor]]
* [[Ed Poor]]
*[[Bestiality]]
* [[Bestiality]]
*[[Darkhorseman]]
* [[Darkhorseman]]
*[[Bronies]] - All of them inspire to be him.
* [[Giant dildo of death]] Mr. Hands would have enjoyed this . . .
*[[Giant dildo of death]] Mr. Hands would have enjoyed this . . .
* [[I Hate Horses]]
*[[I Hate Horses]]
* [[Jasha Lottin]]
*[[Jasha Lottin]]
* [[Pony]]
*[[Horsecock]]
* [[Horsecock]]
*[[Shock videos]]
* [[Shock videos]]
*[[swap.avi]]
* [[swap.avi]]
*[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]]
* [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]]
*[[Zetaforum]]
* [[Zetaforum]]
*''[[ZOO: The Movie]]'': They made a movie about him
* [[ZOO: The Movie]] They made a movie about him. [[Ya rly]].


== External Links ==
==External Links==
 
=== The Video ===
* <s>[http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg Direct link to the .mpg of the Mr. Hands video] - The sound makes it significantly worse than [[Goatse]] could ever be.</s> <-- 404
* <s>[http://ams.dslr.it/~colin/funny/mrhands.mpg Colin's mirror]</s> <-- 404
* [http://2guys1horse.com 2Guys1Horse.com - stream]
 
=== Other Links ===
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Wikipedia Article]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Wikipedia Article]
* [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html Story about the brothel/stable.]
* [http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/details-we-cant-quite-comprehend/ Story about the brothel/stable.]
* [http://www.seacoastonline.com/2005news///12_4odd.htm Cameraman fined $300 for horsefucking death]
* [http://www.seacoastonline.com/article/20051204/NEWS/312049988 Cameraman fined $300 for horse-fucking death]
* [http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2078474521/ Trailer for ''Zoo'' (AKA ''Mr. Hands - The Motion Picture'') at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB)]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20081223013750/http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2078474521/ Trailer for ''Zoo'' (AKA ''Mr. Hands - The Motion Picture'') at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB)]
* [http://TNS.BBSSM.com/ Guide written by a close friend of Mr. Hands that teaches one how to take such things anally.]  
* [http://btkitty.pet/torrent/BcEBDQAwCAMwSx_he5ADDPxLeLvs8qT68WjQ1J3cwKzZIlIO1QM_.html Guide written by a close friend of Mr. Hands that teaches one how to take such things anally.]  
* [http://www.knoxnews.com//news/2009/oct/20/authorities-charge-2-men-horse-sex-case/ From the same men who brought you Mr. Hands...]
* [http://archive.fo/1eHqh From the same men who brought you Mr. Hands...]
*[http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/ The entire story]
* [http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/ The entire story]
*[http://hdrevolution.ytmnd.com/ Horse dick revolution]
* [http://hdrevolution.ytmnd.com/ Horse dick revolution]
 
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[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Latest revision as of 19:05, 22 May 2023

Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, An hero to Washington state
It's Mr. Hands, not Ray Walston or Mr. Hand
And this is Richard O'Brian being creepy as Mr. Hand. The an hero furry is once again Mr. Hands

In 2005, a video popped up on the internet called "mrhands.mpg". The video, made in Enumclaw, Washington, outside of Seattle, is of a man being fucked in the ass by a horse.

The unknown person then reportedly began experiencing mysterious pains coming from within, but did not want to go to the hospital. In spite of this his friends opted to take him to the hospital three hours later. Sadly, Mr. Hands died en route from internal bleeding. It was later disclosed that his name was Kenneth Pinyan, and he refused to go to the hospital because he was a high profile engineer for Boeing and didn't want his reputation ruined in the same way his organs were.

The lesson in all of this is that bestiality was not illegal in the state of Washington for some reason. The only thing they could get him for was trespassing. In Washington people regularly had sex with horses without legal recourse. In the wake of the event however, bestiality was made illegal. Of special note is a line in the law making the filming of bestiality illegal as well. The cameraman, Michael Tait, was fined 300 dollars for his role in the event.

Was Mr. Hands a Furry?

Dramatic Re-enactment

Technically, no. There are a few important differences:

  • Furries claim not to have sex with animals.
  • Mr. Hands does not wear a fursuit. Neither did his "partner".
  • As much as we wish they did, the majority of furries don't die after being fucked stupid.
  • Judging by the amount of horse cock in his ass and the orgasmic groans of ecstasy, Mr. Hands is clearly a faggot (Even though all furries are faggots, not all faggots are furries. There are so many different perversions to choose from.).

Note: Mr. Hands doesn't qualify as animal abuse, because the horse quite clearly seems to be enjoying it. If anything, the "hyoomans" suffered the most. By hyoomans, we are not referring to Mr. Hands himself, but rather the many viewers who have been permanently scarred by watching him fatally take a gigantic animal schlong up the ass.

Mr. Hands' Balls

Kenneth's testicles resemble the shape of spines or thorns. Some argue that he had some kind of piercing or implantation procedure done. However, others argue that frequent anal penetration by a FUCKING HUGE HORSE COCK can't be that healthy for the reproduction organs, so it's no wonder that his balls look like they've been through over 9000 kinds of issues, illnesses and crap like this.

"I don't even want to watch the horse's dick. I want to see the guy's balls."

Even badass gangstas are turned into little church mice by Mr. Hands

You know these two nigger faggots love it

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