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[[Image:Nambla-logo.png|center|EPIC FAIL]]
[[Image:Nambla-logo.png|center|EPIC FAIL]]
[[Image:ahahaha.jpg|thumb|They WILL RAPE your boys.]]
[[Image:ahahaha.jpg|thumb|They WILL RAPE your boys.]]
[[Image:NAMBLA concert.gif|thumb|On set of ''NAMBLA Idol''.]]
[[Image:NAMBLA concert.gif|thumb|The kid was angry that his boyfriend wasn't taking the song seriously but they had angry make up sex all night and were on good terms by morning.]]
[[Image:Iraqi_Kid_Pwned.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA? In MY Armed Forces?]]
[[Image:Iraqi_Kid_Pwned.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA? In MY Armed Forces?]]


An [[acronym]] for '''North American Man/Boy Love Association'''(Not to be confused with the [[South Park|National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes]]), NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete [[Sick fuck|sickos]] would want everyone to know they (literally) [[pedophilia|fuck little boys]] [[in the ass]]. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since [[at least 100 years ago|the dawn of time]] but it took [[shit]] poet [[goatse|Allen Ginsberg]] to turn it into a fucking club and "rights" campaign.
NAMBLA is an [[acronym]] for '''North American Man/Boy Love Association''' (Not to be confused with the [[South Park|National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes]]). NAMBLA is a literal [[pedophilia|MAP rights organization]] that lobbies for many important issues such as abolishing the age of consent, removing the "stigma" around adult men having sex with little boys, and legalizing [[raep]]. NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete [[Sick fuck|sickos]] would want everyone to know they (literally) [[pedophilia|fuck little boys]] [[in the ass]]. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since [[at least 100 years ago|the dawn of time]] but some [[shit|shitty]] failed poet named [[jew|Allen Ginsberg]]{{jew}} took it quite too literally and turnt it into a dedicated "pedo rights" campaign.


The Western [[hippy|cultural revolution of the 1960s]] led to a long line of cultural fuckups. At the end of the [[goatse|queue]] were the [[Pedophilia|child fuckers]], but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges and government officials remain [[cool]] in many advanced countries ([[Australia]], [[Belgium]], and [[England]] to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the [[gay|same sex]]. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and [[Roman]] times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the [[Islam]]ic parts of the world. While many gay people (probably the majority of gay men) have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't stop there feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of [[over 9,000|100000]] suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have [[Pat Robertson|enough]] [[Fred Phelps|shit]] [[Ted Haggard|to]] [[Ann Coulter|worry]] [[Hal Turner|about]] as it is.  
The Western [[hippy|cultural revolution of the 1960s]] led to a grim series of cultural fuckups. At the end of the [[Mantrain|queue]] were the [[Pedophilia|child fuckers]], but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges, and government officials remain [[cool]] in many advanced countries ([[Australia]], [[Belgium]], and [[England]] to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the [[gay|same sex]]. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and [[Roman]] times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the [[Islam|Islamic]] parts of the world. While some people have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't resist that feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of [[over 9,000|100000]] suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have [[Pat Robertson|enough]] [[Russia|shit]] [[Ted Haggard|to]] [[Ann Coulter|worry]] [[Hal Turner|about]] as it is.  


Their website is hosted in [[Sweden]] where they let [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] do what they want (e.g. [[Anontalk]]), and makes for great trolling as you can put anyone on their mailing list if you know that person's address and phone number.  
Their website is hosted in [[Sweden]] where they let [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] do what they want (e.g. [[Anontalk]]), and makes for great trolling as you can put anyone on their mailing list if you know that person's address and phone number.  


==Members==
==Members==
[[Image:PeterCriss.jpg|thumb|Peter Criss of [[Kiss]] was a Notorious [[child molester]], breaking a record of molesting [[Over 9000]] kids during the [[1970s|1975]] Destroyer tour. Peter would use his cute kitty [[furry|Cat Man]] makeup to lure kids in.]]
[[Image:PeterCriss.jpg|thumb|Peter Criss of [[Kiss]] was a notorious [[child molester]], breaking a record of molesting [[Over 9000]] kids during the [[1970s|1975]] Destroyer tour. Peter would use his cute kitty [[furry|Cat Man]] makeup to lure kids in.]]
[[Image:Church of NAMBLA.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA is known to recruit members through the [[Catholic]] church.]]
[[Image:Church of NAMBLA.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA is known to recruit members through the [[Catholic]] church.]]


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*[[Dane Cook]]
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*[[Darknessthecurse]]
*[[Darknessthecurse]]
*[[Dev-catscratch]]
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*[[Drew Pritt]]
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*[[Ytask|Dustin Gardener]]
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*[[Lando]]
*[[Lando]]
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*[[Mark Foley]]
*<strike>[[Michael Jackson]]</strike> K.I.A.
*<s>[[Michael Jackson]]</s> K.I.A.
*[[MichaelSquishyEddy89]] and his sock puppets
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*[[Radu Privantu]]
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*[[Riverman72]]
*[[Riverman72]]
*[[Rupert Murdoch]]
*[[Rupert Murdoch]]
*[[Manlytears|Britbong]] (loves teenage girls more than [[Jared Fogle]] does)
*[[TehBigToaster]]
*[[TehBigToaster]]
*[[User:Christopher]]
*[[User:Christopher]]
*[[You]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]


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*[[Roman Polanski]]
*[[Roman Polanski]]
*[[Woody Allen]]
*[[Woody Allen]]
*[[Tim Buckley]]


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|NAMBLA's preferred member ratio.
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|NAMBLA's preferred member ratio.
Image:Youtube sucks alot of dick.jpg|Proof of NAMBLA's existence on YouTube: UpDownMostly and Jesari
Image:Youtube sucks alot of dick.jpg|Proof of NAMBLA's existence on YouTube: UpDownMostly and Jesari
Image:Nespower.jpg|NAMBLA has a secret [[Nintendo]] branch.
Image:Nespower.jpg|NAMBLA has a secret [[Nintendo]] branch.
Image:Namblahorse.jpg|This pic would make a great [[politics|political]] cartoon.
File:NAMBLA Leech.jpg
</gallery></center>{{clear}}
</gallery>
</center>
{{clear}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Rebel Media|Antifa]] - Supporters of NAMBLA
*[[Evil-unveiled.com/NAMBLA]]
*[[Megan's Law]]
*[[Megan's Law]]
*[[Mohammed|M.E.M.G.L.A - Middle East Man Girl Love Association]]
*[[Mohammed|M.E.M.G.L.A - Middle East Man Girl Love Association]]
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.nambla.org Official website]
*[http://www.nambla.org Official website]
:*[http://www.nambla.com/search.php?d=nambla.com&cachekey=1192957388&pc=true&term=Online+Dating NAMBLA's online dating service] (Gone)
**[http://www.nambla.com/search.php?d=nambla.com&cachekey=1192957388&pc=true&term=Online+Dating NAMBLA's online dating service] (Gone)
*[http://www.niggerlovermania.net Daryl Horner's site] (Long Gone)
*[http://www.niggerlovermania.net Daryl Horner's site] (Long Gone)
*[http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103916 Cartman Joins NAMBLA] (Video Unavailable)
*[http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103916 Cartman Joins NAMBLA] (Video Unavailable)
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Latest revision as of 15:34, 5 August 2023

EPIC FAIL
EPIC FAIL
They WILL RAPE your boys.
The kid was angry that his boyfriend wasn't taking the song seriously but they had angry make up sex all night and were on good terms by morning.
NAMBLA? In MY Armed Forces?

NAMBLA is an acronym for North American Man/Boy Love Association (Not to be confused with the National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes). NAMBLA is a literal MAP rights organization that lobbies for many important issues such as abolishing the age of consent, removing the "stigma" around adult men having sex with little boys, and legalizing raep. NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete sickos would want everyone to know they (literally) fuck little boys in the ass. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since the dawn of time but some shitty failed poet named Allen Ginsberg took it quite too literally and turnt it into a dedicated "pedo rights" campaign.

The Western cultural revolution of the 1960s led to a grim series of cultural fuckups. At the end of the queue were the child fuckers, but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges, and government officials remain cool in many advanced countries (Australia, Belgium, and England to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the same sex. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and Roman times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the Islamic parts of the world. While some people have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't resist that feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of 100000 suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have enough shit to worry about as it is.

Their website is hosted in Sweden where they let pedophiles do what they want (e.g. Anontalk), and makes for great trolling as you can put anyone on their mailing list if you know that person's address and phone number.

Members

Peter Criss of Kiss was a notorious child molester, breaking a record of molesting Over 9000 kids during the 1975 Destroyer tour. Peter would use his cute kitty Cat Man makeup to lure kids in.
NAMBLA is known to recruit members through the Catholic church.

Founder

Others

People who Would Join a NAMLLA (-Boy + Lolita)

Gallery

See Also

External Links


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