YouTube Civil War

GTFO my JewTube

An MSPaint depiction of Peppermintpatti.

You fail so miserably

Warning! This article is totally possessed of an accurate view of its own sexual magnetism!

The YouTube Civil War of 2006 was one of the most successful, far-reaching, and undeniably noble trolling operations in the history of YouTube, and thus it is that any individual or organization who seeks to conduct such an operation in the future would be wise to take its lessons to heart. To this end, a general summary of the hostilities is presented here. The following account is of course limited in both scope and exactitude by the inevitable "fog of war."

Discovery of the lol-cow

An EDiot named Wattage finds a video while lurking on YouTube. He notices a woman named PeppermintPatti crying over trivial bullshit, and the potential for lulz as she is a fugly Dyke which does equal a Lollercoaster in the near future. much BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWS ahead

Reinforcement

He then notices a response by CupNJava called "The Defective Bear", where a woman commemorates a vlog of a story read aloud, with "The Rose" by Bette Midler played in the background.

Documentation

Unable to hold in the lulz anymore, EDiots posts their findings on ED. Cyllene and Janus Zeal were able to keep meticulous reports and backups of all video.

Breaking through enemy lines

Wattage spams the ED link to all of PeppermintPatti’s subscribers.

Declaration of War

Her subscribers create a flurry of videos in a vain attempt to deter and humiliate Wattage. ED users come together and create videos mocking the angry subscribers. This was when the true lulz began:

• Battle of PeppermintPatti
• Battle of PixelBeeProductions
• Battle of Argent009

Bravesgirl5 discussing STRATEGY

The Outcome

On December 18th, 2006 the house of Joseph Evers was raided by the Youtube Street Team. Einsidler's body was found brutally raped and murdered in a dumpster. Tragically, as all fat white people look the same, Einsidler was mistaken for wattagecat. A detective found these internet settlement checks in the drawer:

• 
  Check to Argent009.
• 
  Check to Bravesgirl5.
• 
  Check to Culexor.
• 
  Check to Dangerdan.
• 
  Check to DJ Skeptik.
• 
  Check to PeppermintPatti.
• 
  Check to Pixelbeeproductions.

Links

• Patti's New YouTube - Spam and thumb her videos down for the lulz.
• ED Video Mirror DEAD
• Video Mirror 2 DEAD
• Video Mirror 3 DEAD
• PeppermentPatti on YouTube - Her YouTube page. LOL BALEETED
• Ronald McDonald House - Heroes DEAD

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