DarkBox

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DarkBox is an retarded, gay, FNAFTARD, autistic, furfag, Jewtuber, deviantart fag who makes shitty comic dubs, plays up drama for the views, has friends who are depressed emos that are pissed off that they don't get views. And DarkBox is a fucking greasy, slimy, and fat cunt who can't figure out when to stop fucking eating and to start doing his fucking homework. And he leeches off other fucking people to make his comic dubs instead of making his own (just like everyone else in the comic dub community but still).

His content

In a few live streams he has said he spends HOURS upon HOURS editing his comic dubs, so here's a video of his that he supposedly spent hours editing on.

... Really? Just wow that video was just...SHIT. So yeah, DarkBox's videos are look like they really don't take hours to edit and doesn't do anything special unlike other comic dubbers. Like other comic dubbers actually animate the images to do add something to the source material, while DarkBox does nothing other than read over the text of the comic. And the people he leeches off of are just fucking gay. Case and point, this sandwich maker named BlustreakGirl, she's a furry bitch who makes really shitty Five Nights at Freddy's fan comics that make you want to die of cringe. And for some gay reason, DarkBox likes this bitch's content. Also DarkBox's face makes him look like a pedophile

He likes little boy pussy

His boring cancerous voice

As the video featured above, his voice makes him sound like a gay prostitute choking on nigger cock all goddamn day. How much are you willing to bet he was dropped as a baby. (Also he should've been aborted lol.)

DRAMA WHORE

One day when he was soaking in his giant puddle of greasy sweat and self loathing, he decided to start drama in his child fanbase and start saying shit like "I'vE BeEn TaKeN AdVaNtAgEd Of!!1!!!!11!!!!11"

He streams with a friend (who does a Jessi Slaughter) named Austin Hopefull, in short, they both acted autistic and retarded.

DRAMA WHORE PART 2

And you would think it would end there... BUT NOPE! Literally 5 videos later he posts a video titled "Strike 1" Which has a single Image that looks like the shit show that is Star vs the forces of evil.

He plays dark ominous music in the background like a complete horror fag, and says he doesn't have time for haters (even though he spent a fucking hour ranting on how he doesn't get views) and he says in the stream that he will count 100 comments requesting videos, and post a strike video. Wow, this guy has no fucking life.

DRAMA WHORE PART 3

And because he likes the views, he makes another stream that is fucking worse then the first. He brings his friend Austin (who cries and whines like a bitch when shit turned against him), his depressed emo girlfriend, and transgender retard with the most annoying voice of all time.

They use their mental illnesses to win over the hearts of their autistic fanbase to get the views. And just like a bunch of faggots, they unlisted it and you can't view it on their channel without a link to the original stream, because they're pussies. Apparently the Austin kid attempted suicide multiple times like a complete retard, first he tried SLITTING HIS FUCKING WRIST and trying to hang himself. All because he was losing his views...

His SFM animations

It's pretty much a cliche of FNAF jewtubers to, not only do fnaf content, but also make sfm animations of this shitty game. And DarkBox has them, and they're complete udder shit...

Just everyone else that isn't the gods that are Valve, are shit in every way imaginable, the poses are stiff and blocky and downright cancerous.

What Pisses him off

  • Low view counts
  • Haters
  • His fanbase
  • Heterosexuality
  • Women
  • Vaginas

What gives him a boner

  • Drama
  • Men
  • Cock
  • Views
  • Stealing content
  • FNAF
  • Cuphead
  • Bendy and the Ink Machine
  • shitting on his retarded fanbase
  • his depressed suicidal "friends"
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