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Happy Merchant/Merchant Face

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Happy Merchant (AKA Merchant Face or Jew Face) is an internet meme derived from a work by the lord and savior cartoonist Wyatt Mann, depicting a Jew doing what he does best. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for idiots to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. Some argue that it is actually just a merchant who had cold hands, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management.

The classic that started it all

/pol/

The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by Stormfront. Some argue that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those among us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to ED.

 
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