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FUCK YEAH SEAKING

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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
FUCK YEAH SEAKING will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT SEAKING IS THE MONSTER FROM CLOVERFIELD! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!1


FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
A SEAKING? FUCK YEAH!
Nothing is safe from Rule 34.
This thing is not even close to as awesome a Seaking is, all it does is suck.
Let us initiate chemo.

FUCK YEAH SEAKING is the most successful forced meme evar and no longer debated on /b/ since nobody gives a shit anymore. It had enough Shoops to be considered a meme, but it was hotly rejected by most /b/tards since SEAKING arrived -or was carried in to /b/ like a Ron Mexico outbreak- by the influx of pre-newfag Gaiafags. Regardless, the FUCK YEAH SEAKING meme involves a Pokémon, SEAKING, who is a fish with a horn, usually raping something with said horn; with the text FUCK YEAH SEAKING somewhere on the image, showing the full support for what SEAKING is doing.

Contrary to popular belief, noone knows a lot about SEAKING. Unlike Mudkips, SEAKING is actually an evolved form of Goldeen, a lesbian Pokémon with its own horn. After you raise it to a certain level, it becomes the totally badass SEAKING.

Eventually, SEAKING was accepted - but not liked - since all /b/tards have ADD.

IT has also been proven that Seaking evolves into Michael Phelps...FUCK YEAH!!!

HELP OH MY GOD I'M BEING RAPED BY NIGGERS HELP

And now, a Point, Counter-Point from Anonymous

Point

FUCK YEAH SEAKING! is a n00b meme that was started on /b/ by Gaiafag Pokémon fanbois who were creaming their jeans about the latest Pokémon release. Like the other Pokémon memes it is used primarily by 13 year old boys who have no hugbox. As such, it is one of the numerous cancers that is killing /b/.

SEAKING usually shows up wherever Slowpoke and Mudkip appear, but is nowhere near as lulz. Even this forced meme has been mutated and spawned several variations. These include the FUCK YEAH SEBRING!, the FUCK NO MAGIKARP!, the FUCK YEAH + ACTIVE PARTICIPLE FORM OF VERB ENDING IN K! and the EXPLATIVE + POKÉMANS series, all of these appear to be a paraphrasing of the obscure, not-quite-meme BISMUTH FUCK YEAH!

However, as hard as SEAKING tries to replace Mudkips in the cold, black hearts of the /b/tards...it ain't gonna happen. Thing is...people not only liek Mudkips but loev Mudkips, whilst SEAKING is just a wanna be gay fish and Internet tough guy.

Plox to be die SEAKING.

Counter-Point

The problem with FUCK YEAH SEAKING! as a meme is that /b/tards are crotchety and enjoy telling new memes to get off their lawn. Ignoring the fact that the wide majority of memes are forced and then embraced, and that by being embraced, FUCK YEAH SEAKING has already become more than enough of a meme to stick around. Two pokeymans simply isn't enough, when clearly a trifecta is needed. Only Longcatacgnol can be two-sided.

The only thing that mudkips has that FUCK YEAH SEAKING doesn't is the initial copypasta. This is most likely why said crotchety /b/tards dislike the new meme, but they are old memes themselves and have never been funny.

Seaking will be posted anyway until you like it, so you may as well come on over now for the big win.

<-FAIL

Counter-Counter-Point

Crotchrotty /b/tard reporting in. Whilst I cannot deny that SEAKING is a forced faggot I must concede that FUCK YEAH SEAKING is a lulz meme and thus WIN (note: just WIN; not EPIC WIN like 300). Howevar, Mudkips v SEAKING?...no contest. Mudkips?...a winner is you.

--OldDirtyMudkips 01:20, 24 September 2007 (CDT)

Mirror Coat-Point

Seaking old-school.

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

teh orijnal copypasta

FUCK YEAH SEAKING! I heard he's the only guy who can beat goatse using his horn! FUCK YEAH! I also heard he can beat Mudkips and Slowpoke all at once! Isn't that amazing? I even heard stories that Seaking can even fight against Tacgnol and his legion of cats! FUCK YEAH! Seaking is truly a force to be reckoned with! FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!

SEAKING DID WTC! FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

the song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHC_zjrqi1k

How to stop a Seaking

File:The Culprit Lanturn.jpg
Lanturn is the only way to stop a Seaking assault

The only known way to stop a Seaking from "FUCK YEAH"ing all over the place is by utilizing /vp/'s newest Pokemon, Lanturn. Simply post a picture of the beast and Seaking will be forced to stop dead in its tracks. Try it out!

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

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  • Destroying the fuck outta Japan.
    Destroying the fuck outta Japan.
  • FUCK YEAH SEAKING
    FUCK YEAH SEAKING
  • FUCK YEAH! (Madonna has always looked like a cheap whore; it's nothing new.)
    FUCK YEAH! (Madonna has always looked like a cheap whore; it's nothing new.)
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FUCK YEAH SEAKING
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[Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON
A FUCKING POKEMON
Abra
Aggron
Aggron
Aggron
Alakazam
Alakazam
Alakazam
Bidoof
Bidoof
Bidoof
Blastoise
Blastoise
Blastoise
Braixen
Braixen
Braixen
Charizard
Charizard
Charizard
Cloyster
Cloyster
Cloyster
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Empoleon
Empoleon
Empoleon
Empoleon
Empoleon
Espeon
Garchomp
Garchomp
Garchomp
Gardevoir
Gardevoir
Gardevoir
Hypno
Hypno
Hypno
Jynx
Jynx
Jynx
Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff
Kadabra
Kadabra
Kadabra
It's a Kirby, retard
It's a Kirby, retard
Kirby
Koffing
Koffing
Koffing
Lanturn
Lanturn
Lanturn
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus
Lickitung
Lopunny
Lopunny
Lopunny
Lucario
Lucario
Lucario
Lugia
Lugia
Lugia
Metapod
Metapod
Metapod
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mistystuffer
Mistystuffer
Misty
Mudkip
Mudkip
Mudkip
Twitch Plays Pokemon
Twitch Plays Pokemon
Omanyte
Pikaman
Pikaman
Pikaman
Pokemon Go
Pokemon Go
Pokémon Go
Swirlface
Swirlface
Poliwhirl
Porygon
Porygon
Porygon
Primeape
Primeape
Primeape
Probopass
Probopass
Probopass
JustinRPG
JustinRPG
Reshiram
Riolu
Riolu
Riolu
FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING
FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING
Seaking
Shaymin
Shaymin
Shaymin
Shiny Pidgey
Shiny Pidgey
Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Smugleaf
Smugleaf
Smugleaf
Snorlax
Snorlax
Snorlax
Snover
Snover
Snover
Squirtle
Squirtle
Squirtle
Suicune
Suicune
Suicune
Vileplume
Vileplume
Vileplume
Xatu
Xatu
Xatu
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Zoroark
Zoroark


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