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Television

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The epitome of Television

Television (TV for short) is a mind numbing device used by the Jews to take all your pains and sorrows away, thirty sublime minutes at a time (twenty of which consist of commercials the Jews love to throw at you), and to also brainwash the viewers into the slavery of the Jews. But TV is so much more than just the cure for everything. It also keeps you in the NOW on awesome and important events; such as the weather, golf, and the personal lives of anyone who barely qualifies as a celebrity.

Cultural Impact

Not to be confused with the internet (which is owned by faggots) or the Media. Some argue that the Jews and Faggots are working together based on the uprising of faggotry programming. Through the use of the incredible and helpful whores at MTV and Fox News, The Idiot Box controls every aspect of the World's culture, and hypnotizes idiots into not worrying.

Add-ons

Like the internet, Television needs multiple alternate devices to work how it was meant to. These devices include the Remote Control and High Definition, the prior which uses the power of magic to talk to your TV and convince it to change the channel and the latter being a Jewish conspiracy that forced people to buy HD televisions. If you are one of the .0001% of people who actually fell for this scheme and replaced all your TVs with HD ones, congratulations, you're a retard. Other devices for your TV include DVD players, Blu-ray players, and home gaming consoles (the current most popular ones being the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Wii).

Gallery

  • Finally, something good on Television
    Finally, something good on Television
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See Also

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