No Kings
#NoKings™ is probably the better protest against our God Emperor Trump Since #NotMyPresident. when all you had were dog whistle voiced, actresses like Tara Strong or, "Ah Fuck! I've lost all relevance when Batman's voice, Kevin Conroy died and I'm really known for only one movie role and why couldn't I have been born as Harrison Ford," Mark Hamill.
At least Not My President was fun. When our Great and Mighty God Emperor was trolling Kim Jong Un on twitter it was always good for a laugh because when you're a 5 Foot nothing, 300 pound, looks like he has no neck and is using a scrub brush as a toupee Azn the comedy writes itself.
Uhhh, 최고령도자 김정은 (Ch'oego Ryŏngdoja Kim Jŏng-eun), Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, if one of your fantastic secret agents should find this degrading quote against you, remember it was already in this article. If anyone's to blame for this insult to your honor, it's Cheetah.
The No Kings movement was started by the Sissy group 50501 which stands for 50 states, 50 protests, 1 movement or more colloquialy - 50 Dicks, 50 Hungry Rectums and 1 big pile.
This whole collection of Liberal faggotry started on June 14 2025, or the day when Our Great God Emperor sprang from his mother's Womb, assisted in his own delivery and then drove himself home three hours after he was born. Or, to weak kneed crybabies that fail to realize that a powerful personality such as Donald Trump's would never find it insulting that a few ex-hippies started a movement against him on his birthday and is so secure in his position that no matter what mind trickery that this #NoKings movement might try, none of our God Emperor's staff would revolt against him. No matter what they say, no matter what lies they might tell, no one would ever turn against our God Emperor.
#NoKings end game is that they think they can accomplish the impossable task of turning our Demigod Vice President, J.D. Vance and a majority of our God Emperor's cabinet to rise up against him and remove our God Emperor from the office that he was born to hold two more times by using the power of the 25th ammendment because, according to these angry Incels that are puking out propoganda like a 16-year-old girl in a bathroom after a Thanksgiving dinner, #NoKings believes that if they keep telling the lie that our God Emperor has gone senile, the people will start to believe that Trump see's himself as a King ruling over America with an Iron Fist and want him removed.
For the last fucking time he's not a king, he's a God Emperor. We've only been saying this since 2016 for Christ's sake. Getting back on topic, 50501 accused our God Emperor of over stepping powers that they aren't aware that he has because he was born as a deity in human form.
They began their Special Snowflake Syndrome protest over what they considered executive over reach because Trump, they claim, is bypassing Congress with executive orders to crack down and send home Illegal Immigrants because HAWT Spics like Selena Gomez, ¡¡DAMN!! We'd hit that beaner Ass like we were nailing the winning homerun at the bottom of the 9th in the 7th game of the World Series when we're 3 runs down, have 2 outs, the bases are loaded and we have 2 strikes against us. Sorry about that digression.
This whole sissy epidemic started because these brainwashed college students and senile, old hippies from the 60s and wannabe hippies from the 80s felt that our God Emperor was bypassing congress with executive orders to send these job stealing, welfare dependant illegals back home while the castrated, liberal male of the species somehow found themselves overly motivated because these Simps were feeling emotions and weird sensations in their crotches for people like Selena Gomez crying on Instagram, about how her Non-English speaking Grandfather is an Illegal Immigrant and if Trump were to send his illegal ass back to Mexico, she would go with him too.
Not surprising, Selena Gomez took the post down after 2 hours because she was getting buried in a deluge of "Goodbye" replies.
To put this in context, no one bitched one bit when Super Nigger was violating the Constituation with his illegal, Can't Wait For Approval, executive ordered, Predator Drone Strikes against suspected terrorists.
It all depends on who does it. When our God Emperor wants to save our lands by reducing the strain on the government by sending these foul wretches that say they love this country only when they're getting handouts of free housing, food and money - he's a bad guy. When President Nigger decides that it's time to play XBox Murder Strike with military drones with no prior autherization, he's the good guy.
So What Is No Kings
Pretty much it's a party of has been 60s and 80s celebrities like Joan Baez and Bruce Springsteen along with that famous American Traitor, Jane Fonda who would record tapes for the dirtiest of the Azn species, the Vietnamese, that they'd play during attacks against American bases with dear 'Ol Jane telling our American Soldiers to put down their arms, quit the fight and surrender to the VietCong because they are committing crimes against civilians, innocents and killing Babies in America's name.
Jane Fonda is most famous for her legendary and trecherous visit to a VietCong POW camp for the UN. Soldiers were palming her slips of paper that when put together would inform her and the UN of the harsh punishments, treatment and forced starvation they were being forced to endure and right in front of the soldiers, Lady Turncoat handed the slips of paper to the lead VietCong officer.
We Hope that 'Ol Tricky Dick is getting a big Fuck You in Hell by having his colon used as the Devil's watermelon garden because he chose not to prosecute Hanoi Jane for Treason. If 'Ol Dick had let charges of Treason proceed against Jane, she would never have been able to set foot on American soil again and would still be hanging out with Roman Polanski in France, crying about how Peaceful Islam is while Muslims run from on end of Paris to the other, Raping 12-year-old French girls and burning the city down to the ground or what we like to call, Last Thursday
The No Kings movement's first and only complaint is that during his 2024 campaign, Our God Emperor 2.0 dared to make the truthful statement of, "Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”
The No Kings Movement claims that this quote alone prooves Trump's senility because he sees himself as something more than a king, a messionic figure, a King of Kings despite prophecies having been written long in the past, most famously by Nostradamus, that it is he that was born to lead America out of this desert of despair and back to the Garden of Eden where we were all immortal.
They say that Trump's claim is that he and only he alone can do it. Now let us compare that to King Nigger's quote where he drops the black defense of absolving himself of all blame of his failings by saying that he could have brought about the change that he promised if others weren't blocking him every step of the way when he said, "Politics has become so bitter and partisan, so gummed up by money and influence that we can't tackle the big problems that demand solutions."
The No Kings movement willfully ignores Trump's divinity and says that we should all be very frightened of him because this earlier quote shows that our God Emperor sees himself as infallable. Above humanity. That he should be held accountable for his actions.
Let's take a look at accountability for a second, it was John F. Kennedy that gave us Vietnam but because he made Teenage Girl's, their Mother's and sometimes their Grandmother's panties Moist, and because someone Splattered his brains all over his wife's bubblegum pink, Chanel Bouclé Suit, he gets a pass and LBJ gets all the blame.
No Kings tries to confuse the people by making the underhanded claim that The Donald wants to establish himself as the Dictator of America.
Seriously, if our Gran Dios Emperador were to hear the people's voices and accept the title of Presidente de por Vida, President for life, it would be a glorious time indeed.
Sadly, his rule would be short. We needen't worry about Assassins becouse Our Great God Emperor has God's favor and blessings but sadly he might be called home all to soon. Fortunately, as all wise leaders before him, Our Great God Emperor has chosen for us a suitable successor from the greatest state of the Union, Sir J.D Vance from Ohio who will follow out Great God Emperor's well paved road to success and Make America Great Again.
This "No Kings" movement is nothing more than another Richard Dawkins, atheist movement designed to devolve humanity back to monkeys in trees long before God saw something special in us and gifted us with the intellect that those belonging to these Anti-Trump parties are sorely lacking.
Who Belongs To No Kings?
You've already met them.
The followers of the #NoKings movement is what we like to call the Trustfund Socialist. If you're going to College and having to suffer through one of the mandatory Art classes because they're a part of your core curriculum requirements because the Jews in charge have decided that the most efficiant way to Milk you out of Money and ensure that you'll run up a $65,000 dept, not including interest, for a four year Bachelors Degree is to make you take classes and to buy books and supplies for classes that will have no bearing in your life because they've sold the American Lemmings on the idea that a well rounded education is necessary.
We were forced to take Art History for our Pre-Law, Pre-Med and Engineering majors. Tell us, how the fuck is knowing what period a religious painting is from will help us when we're transplanting a heart or prosecuting a Child Molester? In Your case, how will knowing if a painting of Christ comes from the Byzantine or Baroque period help you when the black boys in your Prison Pod are making you lick up all the Cum that they blew on to a piece of paper, just for you, because they want to see if you'll be fun to keep around.
The only necessary classes out of the core curriculum requirements are the Academic Writing classes because no one wants to be accused of being a Nick Simmons because you didn't correctly credit an author.
Oh, and just because we like to see you cry, The Copyeditor's Handbook that you have to buy for your Academic Writing classes can cost anywhere from $95 - $150 and there's little chance that you can buy one used because College English Departments like to change which book they're going to use every year. What are we saying? That's pretty much how every College Department works.
To give you a hint on who to look for that goes to protests to scream 'America Doesn't Need A God Emperor" just look for that stupid Bitch or Douche bag in one of your unnecessary art classes that smokes French Cigarettes, wears Abercrombie & Fitch or Ralph Lauren brands, drives a Mercedes S Class or a 10 Cylander Pickup Truck, to measure their level of douchery look at the bed of their truck, if it is well waxed and doesn't have a scratch on it, they're obviously one.
During these mind numbing classes, they'll be the ones quoting from Mao Tse Tung's Little Red Book like a $cientologist quoting from Dianetics or preaching about how equality can only come about once there has been wealth redistribution.
To be absolutely sure, go up and ask them for $20 because you need gas. If they tell you to, "Fuck off!" "Get a Job," or "Maybe you should be riding a bike," you've found one.
The adult form isn't all that much differant. Think Bono from U2 or Roger Waters that preach about living wages, free medicine, and communist ideals but hang on to their wealth like a 3-Year-Old cluthing their little blue blanket because there might be a monster under their bed.
The worst version of the "#NoKings" protestors is the Middle School or High School teacher that falsely inflates the numbers at protests by selling grades to whoever shows up.
Promising a half-grade bonus to your end of the semester, final grade, who the FUCK isn't going to show up?
You could be the most hardcore Trump supporter but if it means going from a B+ to an A, they're going to do it because a B+ is recorded as a B when it comes time for Report Cards.
Our Great God Emperor Versus Nazis
Now, instead of the baseless calling of our Great God Emperor a Nazi it seems that the Democratic Party would rather go all out and support confirmed ones.
Brain damaged and dusty Bernie Sanders has taken up the battle to support Graham Platner's bid as a US Senator for the Imbecilic State of Maine.
Platner doesn't come without controversy. Choosing to ignore his Johnny Somali excuse of, "I Didn't know what it represented," Dumbocrats have bought into Platner's excuse that he got his SS-Totenkopf (Death's Head) skull and crossbones tattoo on his chest during a drunken bender, in Croatia, in 2007 despite Croatia having put laws in place that make it Illegal under their Anti-Hate Laws to do such things since 2006.
With such Anti-Hate laws in place, it's not like a Tattoo Parlor in Croatia is going to have a picture of a Totenkopf on the wall or in a book for a drunken embarrassment to the USMC to wander in and say, "I want that one."
Platner knew exacty what he was doing. Now thinking that he is clever, and showing the Retardation levels of the godless Democrats, Platner covered his "Offensive" tattoo with a Celtic Wolf that has 2 halves of a Swastika inside it. The wolf is a well known American, far-Left (Yes - Nazis have more in common with the Left you R-Tard, look it up) and neo-Nazi symbol that makes the claim that a Amerimutt has a "pure" Nordic or Germanic past despite their Trailer trash mud genes and their having to play Wheel Of Daddy every Father's Day.
Now we ask you. Despite all the insults that have been thrown at our God Emperor, has he ever had a Nazi Tattoo and then tried to hide it by covering it up with another Nazi style tattoo?
While we're on the subject of our Untermensch, mutt gened, "Oyster" farmer from Maine Graham Platner, when our Great God Emperor was falsely accused of touching some Wimmin's pussy, the Far-Left dressed up in Vaginas and paraded themselves up and down the streets throwing blame. When Platner says that Rape victioms are Asking for it, it's just a normal day for the left because Platner should get a pass because he shed a tear and said that is was because he was an Ex-Marine, drunk, suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, wasn't really conscious of the gravity of his statement and meant it as an ironic Joke that was meant to be taken with a grain of salt.
In other words, the Ambian defense.
If you're a far-right comedian like Roseanne Barr that accepts our God Emperor Trump as America's only path to salvation and go on X and say that a monkey looking politician looks like they crawled down from the trees Last Thursday, you lose everything.
Be a Democrat and cry the Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder anthym of "I've seen things man," you get a pass.
This just stands as more proof of how the godless Democrats are always ready to throw blame and want to see "Our Great God Emperor fall from grace.
The Apostate Joe Walsh
Like every Apple Pie, Baseball, freedom loving, Heterosexual, peace loving person to be born on this great planet Earth, Joe Walsh was born to the faith of accepting Donald Trump as our Great God Emperor.
So what is wrong with Joe Walsh? Speculating, Could he have had a night where he woke up with an empty bottle of Valium next to him, a busted condom between his Ass Cheeks and Bernie Leadon laying down beside him and this is why he says that The Donald sees himself as a merciless king with jnlimited power?
It's more likely that Trendy Fuckers that haven't heard the talents of Randy Rhoads, Yngwie Malmsteen, Jimmy Page or Steve Vai and having the ignorant Balls to call Walsh a Guitar God when he is nothing more that a Guitar Martyr or a member of the Guitar Faithful has gone to his head and the reason why Walsh thinks that he hs the breeding to be allowed to speak against The Donald
Like so many Celebrities, Joe Walsh thinks that being famous gives him an inherant understanding of Politics and the right to be allowed to speak his tiny mind.
In April 2016, Joe Walsh withdrew from a scheduled July 18, 2016 concert in Cleveland, Ohio that was to benefit veterans because his Tinfoil Hat Theory said that it was a launch for the Republican National Convention. How many fans did his crazy theory disapoint. How many veterans weren't able to get prosthetics or motorized wheel chairs because he wouldn't play?
Being seduced by the The Dark Side, Joe Walsh has slandered our God Emperor by saying, "The president is ruthless on Twitter. Everybody’s afraid to get Twittered, you know? Stocks go up and down, that’s why. Everybody’s scared.” insinuating that America's savior has enough time on his hands to Lurk all day on social media and make attack posts against the unfaithful when or God Emperor has a country to save. Our President may have been born to this world as a God Emperor but he is is still a man and is neither Omnipotent or Omnipresent. People like Walsh want to convinve the people that he has these powers to spread fear.
To display a further lack of faith, Joe Walsh has described the one true Political Party, the Party that freed the Slaves, created the interstate highways across the country, passed the 15th Ammendment that "prohibits states from denying due process or equal protection of the law", the 15th Ammendment that "prohibits federal and state governments from denying a citizen the right to vote based on race, color, or previous condition of servitude" and the 19th Ammendment that says that Wimmins have the right to vote so long as they can make tasty Sammiches for their Man.
What have the "Peace Loving, flower-power democrats done? They defended the right of slavery, were in support of Jim Crow laws and the KKK, gave us Vietnam, Made the US the only country to have ever used Atom Bombs against an enemy, opposed Civil Rights and support Censorship in Music and Video Games.
That's a lot to be proud of.
If Joe Walsh is what the Dumbocrats are calling a god and worthy of our prayers, then we would rather burn in the deepest pits of Hell.
Don't Touch This - Will Be Using it
an astroturfed protest "movement" against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by smug white libs who call each other King and Queen. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, to politically cover the asses of the founders, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on Bluesky is effective at fighting fascism. Although they appear in large numbers, they make no demands of their representative government, air no complaints grounded in material reality, and generally do not challenge power outside of ineffectual finger wagging.
Even the communists on reddit's r/shitliberalssay made fun of the "No Kings" idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California's current Governor, Gavin Newsom as well as and Joe Walsh. These are the type of imbeciles who watch MSNBC religiously, hate poor people and still won't STFU about "January 6th" 5 years after the fact. Despite their irrational hatred of ICE and calling people racist for merely encouraging illegal spics to learn English, the #NoKings™ protesters don't give a fuck about minorities or foreigners who disagree with them, quietly express the same frustration at the stupid service workers from the turd-world who can't speak English, and denied the very existence of ICE raids when Biden was president, support Israel, embrace NIMBYism, and support tough-on-crime mass incarceration bullshit. #NoKings™ is not even a real protest; it's just a social gathering to vent anger while wearing stupid cringe Star Wars and Disney costumes and holding up bumper sticker slogan signs. The fact that the "protests" are planned and require RSVP and collect personal data of attendees indicates that the organisers are feds.
For those of you who are smart enough to understand medieval titles: Trump is less a monarch, and more a viceroy!
Would be cool if Zogald Chumpstein actually were a king!
If he were a king, at least he would not be a puppet!
Joe Walsh is my lord and savior! (says the smug liberal atheist)
We all know who the real king is: Benjamin Netanyahu.
These "no kings" retards are mistaking the largest hound for the kennel master!
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