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Jon Schweppe
Jon Schweppe (Powerword Jonathan David Schweppe Born 1988 and is, unfortunately from that foul generation of Millennials that were the first of the generations after Generation X to put a strain on Medicare by shitting out so many Autistics that, not only are they adding to our National Debt by being worthless skin bags but are actually proud of their being literal wastes of the air that we breathe and feel the need to brag about it on the Internets.
Schweppe is one of the many acolytes of our Great God Emperor Trump that has accepted the sacred duty of protecting us from the inane liberal ideas of pronouns, Children having a right of privacy and schools and teachers being allowed to withold important imformation from a child's Parents that they might want to know such as their 10-year-old having been indoctrinated by the liberal public school system and believing that God, how dare they, made a mistake when he put them on the Winning team and their Penis is actually a girl stick. Schweepe, wanting yo tirelessly seek the Truth, has also exposed the bias that the Department of Education has, under the Biden adminstration, in leveling fines and penalaties against Christian institutions and career colleges compared to public universities.
Schweppe acheived a bit of unwanted internet fame, when on March 1st 2026 he idiotically made the retard challange on X against users with Anime profile pictures and Middle Aged Women stating that they didn't have what it takes to stand against the current trend of Americans wanting a federal requirement that Pornographic sites be made to have some form of Age Verification. To ensure that he went and kicked the hornet's nest, Schweppe made the mistake of saying that Anime Fans and middle aged women are equal to the lowest form of humanity that Un-Natural Selection has produced by calling these two groups Furries when he said, The children will be protected from your weird furry shit.
Is he Brave or just stupid?
That's why we are here. You being the mentally challanged rube that you are and incable of making a decision on your own, it is our function to be the ones that tell you how to think.
American Priciples Project
After quiting his job at the FTC, we say he was Fired but we've been wrong before, Schweppe became senior advisor to the American Principles Project as of January 2026.
The APP is a brave social Welfare organization that has picked up the mantle of advocating for family values, an idea that was lost sometime on or around the year of 2015 when people felt that Gays and Dikes should be alowed to marry and adopt children so that they wouldn't have to hang out at parks to find themselves a kid to Molest. The whole plan of gays being allowed to adopt children was designed by that wonderful, first black, secretly Muslim president of ours, Barack Hussein Obama. Believing that the whole process of molesting kids should be streamlined Barack set out to make some changes. Why should these Homos go out to find a kid and face possible Legal issues when the Government can just give them one to take home and keep in a dog kennel so that they won't be able to escape and be a victim to the gay's desire's 24\7?
The function off the APP is to get voters off of their 300 pound asses and to go vote by educating them about the eroding values that have been happening since the average voter turned apathetic toward Politics.
Little Old ladies and veterans don't have the numbers to counter the brainwashed, woke American that have put 42 Muslim murderers into federal level positions like Rashida Tlaib. These Devil worshipping few have made it their goal to lead in the erosion of America's Family values by promoting ideas like little boys should be allowed to be little girls or further their secret plan of reducing White American numbers by promoting and ensuring the legality of Abortion so when the Brown invasion does happen, there will be no one there to stand up against this Pagan religion of Islam when they come to snatch our daughters off of their tricycles and turn them into breeders to increase their Unholy numbers or to drain the Blood from their little bodies because little girl blood and hearts are cooking ingrediants in bread for these camel riding Sick fucks.
The APP understands, that right now, it is a rabbit trying to stand against a lion as your average Americunt has been placated by the current decadence that can be ordered on a smart phone and delivered to their front door by Door Dash. The APP has made it their goal to educate the average slack jawed American, hoping to get them to the voting booths to use their vote to bring back those glorious days of the 1950s when blacks knew their place and segregation wasn't a distant memory.
App Store Accountability Act
This is the money shot kiddies.
Our good man Schweppe has been running from state to state with his Dick hanging out crying, What about the children? like a transfreak that snuck into an elementary school, Girl's rest room and has been waiting patiently for the next bathroom break so that he can lift up his skirt in front of a large group of underage girls because he has a bad need to cum all over someone that can't fight back.
The App Store Accountability Act or ASAA that Schweppe has been championing makes the argument that children can not consent or enter contracts without parental approval. First and foremost, this act is about Money, Money Money! Schweppe isn't really making this aspect of the ASAA transparent because the ASAA will make parents accountable for when their little Sweetheart downloads an app from Google or Apple and runs up a $10,000 bill from purchasing micro transactions because, as the app was downladed by the child, the parents can refuse to pay on the grounds that because a minor downloaded and signed up for the app they're not responsable. It's being pushed because Schweppe is in the pocket of Google and Apple and both want to make sure that they get paid because each year, they lose Billions of revenue. It's like in the 1980s and the 1990s when 1-900 numbers were popular. A $10,000 bill appears on your phone bill, you blame your kid for it, you get out of paying it and get a 1-900 number block put on your account so it can't happen again.
How Schweppe and others are selling the ASAA is that they're saying that this act will protect all children from accessing chat apps where they can be groomed by adults or be like Amanda Todd and show their unripe melons and Hatchet Cut online for digital Amazon gift cards. They've also have been arguing the same for boys too saying that there are sick fucks that will pay to watch a young twink wank it while wearing their sister's underwear. Another argument is that an Internet police department can be formed and that big mean bully that made your fat kid kill themselves by telling them that they're fat online, will be easy to hunt down and prosecute, thanks to the ASAA having set up a data base that targets only what legislaters, teachers and child psychologists have decided to be "Harmful" speech and will be able to track the H8ers down by following an easily accesable electronic trail even if posts have been deleted.
Intelligent people are against this idea because we, not You, understand how it will easily become, or rather already is a violation of our First Amendment Rights.
Under an Internets where you have to use ID to buy a book, see a website, use an app or sign up for an Email account there becomes an even better electronic trail that agencies like the NSA can follow. Instead of creating a basic idea of your personality based on what you buy with a credit card with a lagarhythm, the NSA would be able to create a complete profile on you.
Signed up for that Put Trump In A Blender website, they'll know. Have an unhealthy fascination, like former Admin William Atchison, in school schootings, bought several guns and started hoarding ammo, they'll know. Ok, we'll give them this one.
Go from website to website reading about how to make homemade bombs and have just bought your fourth copy of Mein Kampf because you read it until the pages fall apart, they'll know.
Go onto your Church's social board and give innocent advice to children, they'll know.
Get Permabanned from a site? Sucks to be you because it will now last forever.
Finally, the ASAA's end game is to create an unavoidable beurocratic wall of angry Old ladies that think they know more about what you want then you do.
The ASAA would, at some time, require a government ID. Revelations 13:18? You can't do business unless you wear the number of the beast? Fuck You you ignorant fucks. 🖕
Not surprisingly the 'Department of Homeland Security and ICE are championing this electronic ID because of the ease at which they could gatekeep the internet and cell phones.
There won't be any burner phones. No no no. Those are used by coyotes to choreograph illegal border crossings or by Drug Dealers to set up deals.
Go online or text people to set up a brick throwing at ICE officers, they'll know it was you.
The big question we should be asking is who will be in charge of the creation of the rules and polices that will be used by the ASAA? Will it be like in the 90s where attorneys completely bypassed congress and levied their own punishments and taxes against Tobacco companies because they were going to get paid half from the settlements or will proper legislation be used.