Munich Massacre

Another fucking Mass Shooting. We're getting tired of having to write these articles, but evidently, it's whats getting us the views. On July 22nd, 2016 (The 5th anniversary of Anders Behring Breivik's 2011 Norway attack that Pwn'd 77 n00bz), the city of Munich, located in Germany, was subjected to a moderately epic shooting spree which has claimed 8+ lives. As of typing, no shooter(s) have been located or arrested. News reports suggested up to 3 players in this level; how long they can survive their 4 star wanted level is yet to be determined. Stay tuned!

Background

Just a week before the attack, a 17 year old Mudslime decided to go for the high score by using nothing but an axe and his own brute strength. He critically injured a few NPCs before getting shot and wasted by the cops. ISIS claimed responsibility for the attack, like they did for the Paris Mass Shooting that killed over a hundred, and the Nice Truck Attack 2016 that pwn'd 80+ noobs, just a few weeks ago.

Since the vast majority of Europeans are pussy whipped and weak, there is a 99.1488% chance that the suspect(s) in question are likely Muslim Arabs pledging allegiance to ISIS.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	X/20
Accuracy:	X/20
Style:	X/20 Comment
Butthurt:	X/20 Comment
Bonus:	X/20 Comment
Total score: X/100 (X)

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User:Morris/WantedLevel for the wanted level when we get the casualty count down

Videos

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See Also

• Germany
• ISIS
• Mass Shooting
• Postal
• Tim Kretschmer
• Robert Steinhauser

External Links

• KOB Article
• CNN Article

Munich Massacre is part of a series on Psychopaths

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