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Somebody should do something about it.

This page is not about the Japanese SNES game "Mystic Ark"
   
 
Don't make me ban you, OK?
 

 
 

—MysticArk, on nerd rage



' MysticArk' (' Armslave1000 or ' TitanWarrior) is a mid-20's Texan aspie that hates just about everyone and everything. He also mourns the cancellations of shitty cartoons as if they were his grandparents, and blames it on SpongeBob or the corporations behind the networks such as Nick or Cartoon Network. He is also a devout fanboy of tito-mosquito for some reason.

MysticArk, like many others of his kin, wishes to be a great "retro" animator some day. However since he acts (and even types) like Chris-chan he'll most likely be bagging groceries, assuming that they'll even hire him (they won't).

What MysticArk Hates

  1. SpongeBob Squarepants
  2. Mario
  3. Tara Strong
  4. Anyone that doesn't go by his rules
  5. Adventure Time
  6. Studying art
  7. Basic proportions in art
  8. Practicing art (see here)
  9. California
  10. Art schools
  11. Cartoon-broadcasting television networks
  12. People that "fit in"
  13. Mike, Lu and Og
  14. Seth McFarlane
  15. Any decade but the 80s
  16. BILLY MAYS, seen here
  17. Adult Swim
  18. MMORPGs
  19. Anime and manga that is not violent!
  20. Grey DeLisle
  21. Kacy "nintendomaximus/FroggoFan64" Shelley, a tartlet that was sick of his shit
  22. Rap
  23. Pop music
  24. Country Music
  25. Reality TV
  26. Live-action
  27. Disney
  28. Casual games
  29. My Little Pony
  30. Cute stuff
  31. Italians
  32. Doctors and teachers
  33. People that expect quality with work
  34. You
  35. Me
  36. Fucking everything


MysticArk feels that his Asperger's syndrome permits him to get away with damn near anything. He adopts a total victim role when communicating with others while pawning himself as a martyr to the animation world as well. While he demonstrates some knowledge about storyboards, model sheets, and Adobe Illustrator, his attitude will get him nowhere.

His deviantID has a huge tl;dr list of rules when talking to him. Since it is hueg, you can view here:

   
 
1. Absolutely no rude comments to me about what I say. If I see a rude comment in my messages, I WILL block you.


 


 
 

—BLOCK YOU

   
 
2. There will be no arguments with me of any kind, and if you argue with me, you will lose, and you will be blocked instantly!
 

 
 

—YOU WILL LOSE

   
 
3.If you can't accept my opinions on certain subjects, regardless of how rude and angry I am about that subject or comment, then you ALL better not start arguing with me or giving me YOUR opinions about them!
 

 
 

—YOU MUST ACCEPT ME

   
 
4. I will unblock you only if you formally write an apology message to me, and then I'll see if I want to unblock you or not.
 

 
 

—A FORMAL APOLOGY

   
 
5. I SEVERELY hate Mario fans and ALL of his games. If you ALL have a problem with this, then DO NOT even THINK about posting or creating comments asking me why. I WILL NOT tolerate it!! I don't even want to hear the word "MARIO" from any of you!
 

 
 

—MARIO IS THE DEVIL

   
 
I will not take any crud from anyone who threatens me or says that my work is awful or from people who cannot accept my opinions peacefully and faithfully!
 

 
 

—HYPOCRITE

   
 
REMEMBER: On my account and when YOU are talking to me, its MY WAY... OR THE HIGHWAY!!
 

 
 

—Life is a highway...

   
 
Just leave me alone. Please! I had enough from ALL of you people who want to shove the truth down my throat. With me, I don't want to know the truth!
 

 
 

—You can't handle the truth!

   
 
I might sound too cruel, but I want to establish law and order on my DeviantArt Account.
 

 
 

DUN DUN

When confronted with with any sort of conflicting opinion, or if someone posts a comment on his page that isn't 100% ass kissing, he becomes ultra defensive and utilizes the "block" button faster than a jackrabbit in a wildfire. As seen here, MysticArk threatened to block someone who pointed out that he was unnecessarily hating on two voice actresses. During the last gasps of his first account, his habit of blocking people for little to no good reason quickly turned to lulz as his blocklist was completely filled up, leaving the trolls to flame as they liked on his main page. With his penchant for making enemies, his reputation will totally go a long ways in the competitive and ever-busy industry of animation.

   
 
"Nickelodeon... THIS MEANS WAR. If I EVER pitch MY CARTOON to YOUR NETWORK, you all BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME, because I am going to be an EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE CARTOONIST, and will NEVER repeat, NEVER TAKE "NO" for an ANSWER, and I FORCE YOU TO PUT MY SHOW on a GOOD TIME SLOT, and make sure ALL of the SNOT-NOSED BRATS and FANGIRLS out there LOVE MY SHOW TO A PASSION."
 

 
 

—MysticArk, in the same entry as lamenting The Mighty B's cancellation

Upon this article's discovery MysticArk began to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, escpecially troll comments. So you better screencap that shit before it gets hidden!

He then proceeded to delete all of his journal entries and change his personal information so that he could back up his ridiculous threat of becoming a "deviantART mute". Then he deleted his account anyway. Way to go, dude.

Is this the end of our trolling days?! Has MysticArk sworn off the internets forever?!?

No, of course not. Like all fucking stupid asspies, he thought he could escape the wrath of the Internet by making a new account. Unfortunately, he didn't do a very good job of hiding his identity, as he posted the same stupid shit from his old account. He obviously didn't realize that Anonymous is a many-headed monster, and when you cut off one of its heads two more emerge in its place spewing shit and Rule 34. His new account was already deleted by now.

An account "ED-Sucks" seems to be a troll.

MysticArk's real account is "TitanWarrior". It seems now that the dickweed himself have admitted defeat on his shitty journal: I'm sorry. There's also a possibility that maybe he is trying to change his so called "attitude".

The Return

After hiding for so long, he has resurfaced on deviantArt as ShadowRunner01, and as to be expected, he hasn't changed at all.

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Pitfalls:

AspierationsBLANKING IN PROGRESSCharming NaïvetéDelete fucking everythingDOIN IT RONGEdginessFailing itInternet tough guyKids on the internetLegal actionLiberalismMental illnessMod SassSkript kiddiesSob StoriesTrollsUnrealistic ExpectationsUnwarranted Self-ImportanceWaaaambulance

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PROTIPS:
ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHINGAn heroGoing Back To GaiaLURKING MOARProtect fucking everythingShutting The Fuck UpStopping posting


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