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James Alex Fields, a registered [[Republicunt]] and former [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter decided to travel from his native [[Ohio]] to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to [[The Donald|his president]] and stand up to the [[George Soros|evil globalists]] who are attempting to turn America into a [[Redneck|poor man's]] version of [[Mudslime|Sharia]] [[Sweden]]. | James Alex Fields, a registered [[Republicunt]] and former [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter decided to travel from his native [[Ohio]] to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to [[The Donald|his president]] and stand up to the [[George Soros|evil globalists]] who are attempting to turn America into a [[Redneck|poor man's]] version of [[Mudslime|Sharia]] [[Sweden]]. | ||
Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|angry apes]] and | Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|angry apes]] – one of whom was armed with a baseball bat and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-[[raping]], James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and [[GTFO]] of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were [[Suicide|standing in the middle of the fucking street]] and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were [[Butthurt|screaming incoherently]] about how America is somehow [[Bullshit|becoming like Nazi Germany]]. | ||
One of the retards who was standing in the street was | One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way and ended up [[Funny|tragically]] dying several years earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured. | ||
Revision as of 02:19, 14 August 2017
James Alex Fields, Jr.✡ is an innocent 27-year-old Jew from Ohio whose life was flipped turned upside down on August 12th, 2017, when he was visiting Charlottesville, Virginia, and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of angry Antifags. Realizing that he was about to have his ride stolen and then be brutally scalped just for being white, James made the fateful decision to put the pedal to the metal and run over 20 niggers and faggots who were retardedly standing in the middle of the street.
Unfortunately, James only managed to kill just one of them—a morbidly obese 32-year-old white whale and Bernie Sanders supporter named Heather Heyer—and was promptly arrested and charged with being a "Nazi" by the Social Justice Police despite being a goddamn kike.
The Crash
On August 12th, 2017, the white supremacist group known as the Alt-Right was planning a #UniteTheRight rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of confederate monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the terrorist organizations known as Antifa, BlackLivesMatter and The Resistance all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more Nazi scalps.
James Alex Fields, a registered Republicunt and former Bernie Sanders supporter decided to travel from his native Ohio to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to his president and stand up to the evil globalists who are attempting to turn America into a poor man's version of Sharia Sweden.
Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his car surrounded by a bunch of angry apes – one of whom was armed with a baseball bat and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-raping, James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and GTFO of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were standing in the middle of the fucking street and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were screaming incoherently about how America is somehow becoming like Nazi Germany.
One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound Heather Heyer who, due to her immense size, was unable to jump out of the way and ended up tragically dying several years earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured.
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SHE WUZ A GOOD BOI SHE DINDU NUFFIN
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Antifa are known for their dislike of motor vehicles and habit of lighting shit on fire.
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An example of the non-violent leftist protesters at the #UniteTheRight rally.
RIP Heather Heyer
—Captain Ahab, remembering his time with Heather Heyer |
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How Heather Heyer wanted to be seen.
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She would have been dead of a heart attack before age 40 anyways.
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Classic FGAS!
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Remember that diabeetus kills.
Galleria de Injustice
See Also
High Score- LOL not even close- Laura Loomer's Tire
- Antifa
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